I can do simple math  

hitched06 52M/52F
98 posts
7/25/2006 12:21 pm

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8/3/2006 12:26 am

I can do simple math


I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to swerve onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I always smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work; that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way are bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of
these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the
National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that every single day, I drive past at least one female who has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger? .... I don't think so!!!!!!!



MakMeLuvItBig 66F

7/25/2006 1:09 pm

You'd better not!
It may be Lorena Bobbitt!


kyplowboy22 63M

7/25/2006 2:22 pm

I always just intuitively knew not to do that. Thanks for proving my intuition correct, beau. Thanks for stopping by my blog. I am gonna post a link here to this post for other men to see and maybe reconsider their driving responses. lol


rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
7/25/2006 6:26 pm

Ah the finger I like to give is the dreaded "Mommy Finger" it works so much better!


sexyariesgirl 59F

7/25/2006 7:09 pm

How Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Power To FOK


curious082385 32F
4925 posts
7/26/2006 3:58 am

Smart choice!


clevergirl4U 59F

7/26/2006 7:11 am

I imagine there is more than one, so good choice


hitched06 52M/52F

7/27/2006 5:19 pm

Youchhhhhhh


hitched06 52M/52F

7/27/2006 5:22 pm

    Quoting DustyWidget:
    Give her two, make her day!!

    I suggest you see my latest post before thinking I didn't notice, Micah.

    Hi Carrie lovely to meet you. He did tell you that on our parting I did tell him that if was ever to be bad to you I would hunt him down. Do keep that safe!!
I figured ya as a pretty smart cookie Dusty. Shoot no way I can ever be bad to my bestes gurl!


hitched06 52M/52F

7/27/2006 5:28 pm

    Quoting kyplowboy22:
    I always just intuitively knew not to do that. Thanks for proving my intuition correct, beau. Thanks for stopping by my blog. I am gonna post a link here to this post for other men to see and maybe reconsider their driving responses. lol
I try not to give the fingr to anyone. Ya never know what has just happened to that person.Glad ya dropped in for a visit.


hitched06 52M/52F

7/27/2006 5:31 pm

    Quoting rm_AnOddGirl:
    Ah the finger I like to give is the dreaded "Mommy Finger" it works so much better!


Yeah but can a man do that?


hitched06 52M/52F

7/27/2006 5:32 pm

Quite true also


hitched06 52M/52F

7/27/2006 5:36 pm

    Quoting SensuallyKatey:

    ~ ~ shakes me little head....
    sooooooo dizzy from the math ~ ~


Ah me Katey darlin no worryin your pretty head with lil ole numbers now *done in my best Irish accent*


hitched06 52M/52F

7/27/2006 5:37 pm

We think so


hitched06 52M/52F

7/27/2006 5:39 pm

    Quoting clevergirl4U:
    I imagine there is more than one, so good choice
If you are in texas it is probably more like 10 to 12


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
8/2/2006 6:16 pm

I can't even fathom doing that much math in a month let alone a day


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