The long and the short of it...  

helga_hansen 50F
3122 posts
8/4/2005 3:25 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The long and the short of it...

I'm always bemused when a bloke comes into the Euro Hot Tub and starts waving his virtual dick around.

It's when they start giving out dimensions that I want to laugh. My imagination goes wild as I wonder how they could possibly know their dick is 8/9 inches long. How do they know?? Did they actually take a ruler and measure it??? Are they alone when they do this? Or is there someone there to help?

I've been married nearly 15 yrs now, and I have to admit that I have NO idea how long my husband's dick is. I remember going to a lingerie party once, and they were selling novelty condoms called Peter Meters, and it had little inch markings along its length and I bought one as a joke... but I don't think it ever got used!!

I know one of the questions on A F F asks if the size of a dick is important... and I'd like to think it's not the size that matters, but what he does with it ... but then again, I'm just a woman... what would I know??


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
8/4/2005 9:57 pm

Don't worry, Helga, I'll never start shouting about my own dimensions ... *way* too humiliating


sportsfan362436 48F

8/5/2005 12:28 am

I've always wondered the same thing..... and to me size makes no difference.... it's truely the way he makes me feel.
*smiles, kisses n hugz*


freetime648 53F

8/5/2005 3:54 am

Miss Helga, that is what Coffee's handy dandy ruler is for!! But, I am with you, I do not care the size just what the keeper is rather!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


_CoffeeNoCream_ 53F

8/5/2005 8:21 am

*hands Helga her A FF ruler*.....use this my friend


expatbrit49 63M

8/5/2005 8:43 am

A virtual dick.... Hmm got to get me one of those.....
One extra long to go rofl

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
8/6/2005 2:54 am

Yup.. I'm gonna have to agree with the ladies on this one


lumiere62 56M

8/8/2005 11:56 am

I am glad to hear that some ladies here think that the size does not matter. Yes, it can be measured (I guess one does start from his pubic bone).


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