Pencil Dick  

helga_hansen 50F
3122 posts
4/30/2006 6:37 am

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7/3/2006 3:22 pm

Pencil Dick

It's amazing what lengths people will go to to get a bit of action these days.

A Serbian man who was having problems keeping his pecker up during sex thought he'd found the perfect solution - a pencil shoved down his meatus (the medical term for the slit in the head of the penis).

Zeljko Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder. Ouch!

Mr Tupic didn't tell the doctors the truth about what had happened at first, but the X-ray revealed all.

Talk about putting lead in it...

Source - Scarlet Magazine Issue 19 May 06 edition

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
4/30/2006 11:57 am

Talk to anyone in a hospital about the weird and wonderful insertions they've seen and the stories that will come back to you will rarely cease to surprise or, at least, amuse.

Where I am now the one that made me cringe most was the man who went into hospital with a light bulb inside his anus where, not surprisingly, it broke ("I was changing the lightbulb after I'd had a shower. I put the old one down on the floor but then I fell on it from the ladder and ...").

Oddly enough, the people involved in these little experiments always seem to think their stories are credible ...

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