How to win a woman's heart...  

helga_hansen 50F  
3122 posts
1/5/2006 11:47 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

How to win a woman's heart...

John wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. John looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the oven, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the paper. His son is also at the table, eating. John asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, You came home around 3am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, John asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you said, "Get your hands off me, bitch! I'm married!"

Moral of the Story -

Self-induced hangover -- £50.00
Broken furniture -- £1,000.00
Breakfast -- £5.00
Saying The Right Thing to your wife when you're drunk -- PRICELESS!!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

ticktock500 45M

1/6/2006 12:06 am

that has got to be the joke of the week

GB_Cple 67M/56F  
3118 posts
1/6/2006 12:15 am

Helga , how could you,
I was just about to post this joke too,
never mind I loved it


1/6/2006 12:24 am

For everything else there's Masturbacard


Babel__Fish 46F

1/6/2006 4:35 am

lol Helga,

That was cute!

Babel {=}

caressmewell 55F

1/6/2006 5:31 am

Good one!

TheQuietGuy2005 56M
2386 posts
1/6/2006 10:25 am


sexyblokeinlincs 55M
470 posts
1/6/2006 3:29 pm

Good one! Just hope I would be so quick witted!


fun4allin2006 54M
1583 posts
1/7/2006 5:39 am

***Must remember**must remember**REALLY MUST REMEMBER o

FriendlybutKinky 50M

1/7/2006 11:41 am

Joke...priceless! Excellent one....


raptor880 40M

1/7/2006 12:00 pm

Rave to the base bristol.Rave to the base.WEG

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
1/8/2006 11:01 am

TFF... where can I send men to sign up for that course???

AnEdinburghGuy05 39M
52 posts
1/8/2006 4:49 pm

Good one! I like it!

JJKittyKat 60F

1/9/2006 5:36 am

oldman1776 80M
3164 posts
1/9/2006 3:08 pm

LMAO. Good one kid.

happytoseeyou05 56M
43 posts
1/11/2006 1:53 am

that was very funny.

NutBuster1974 43M
1138 posts
1/12/2006 8:57 am

bravo to the husband

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