Are fruit and sex a good combination?  

helga_hansen 50F
3122 posts
4/28/2005 11:39 pm

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Are fruit and sex a good combination?

This morning, whilst nibbling on my breakfast, I checked my A F F mail and found I had an email from a man asking me if I'd be interested in cam-to-cam fun. When he gets my auto brush-off, he'll soon discover that the answer to that question would be "no". However... I digress.

It was one part of his email that nearly had me choking on my cornflakes!! Apparently this man uses a melon to masturbate ... and "would I like to watch"?????

Now, call me naive if you must, but how the hell does one use a melon to stimulate your spunky monkey? I know that fruit can add another dimension to sex (think 9 1/2 Weeks, etc.), but A MELON???

I believe that you learn something new every day, so please, your comments on this would be most welcome!

Update:- The message below appeared below the blog, but yet comments are allowed to be posted!! I'm confused now!! I had no idea saying "how the hell" was taken as bad language , nor did I realise I was soliciting! (Guys, this is NOT an invitation to show me what you'd do with your melon.. ). As for human error... the man telling me he masturbates with the melon was my idea of too much personal information!!!

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Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
4/29/2005 1:08 am

errmmmm... now I don't like the image that popped in my head on this one to be honest.... LOL
I'll be keeping an eye on this one to see other comments....

playfulwithyou33 57F
961 posts
4/29/2005 2:13 am

Hmmm, has a cooking/food group on this site (and I invite you to join it and post some recipes/stories) called EROTICISM THRU FOOD; but i'm thinking you still might need to look elsewhere for the melon gimmick.

Cathleen (Catt)
Have a great day!

lordemeraud 51M

4/29/2005 2:21 am

I've heard about punching a hole in it, imagine the rest.

(Techniques described in this post do not reflect in any way the personal preferences or experiences of the author.)

wyvernrose 39F  
3962 posts
4/29/2005 2:48 am

ever spiked a melon?

you cut a diamond shaped hole in the side of it (not the end) you open a bottle of Vodka, and you impale the Water Melon on the Bottle of Vodka the point of entry being the hole you have cut, turn the contruction upside down and brace it so as the bottle is on top of the Water melon upside down.......leave over night........the next day you cut open that melon and Enjoy!

very nice, I hope that answers your question or at least provides the image required for the imagination to do the rest....



4/29/2005 4:25 am

hmmmm a melon you say, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "shakes head", can`t see it unless of course he carves it a bit , god what people won`t do, I have to ponder this Helga your sure he said melon as in the fruit,

Erik_Bloodaxe 57M

4/29/2005 4:21 pm

A melon is really just a large, organic love egg. With a bit of lube no problem

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
4/29/2005 11:41 pm

A Melon... mmm... no that's a new one for me as well

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
4/30/2005 10:09 am

i suppose once you have cut some away its warm and wet,but not very tight

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
5/2/2005 11:59 am

Will never be able to eat a melon without thinking of this blog.. thanks Helga!

N11CKG 59M

5/25/2005 9:50 am

Helga - have you tried using a melon to masturbate?

redmustang91 58M  
8924 posts
6/21/2005 1:58 pm

American Pie used an apple pie. Philip Roth's Portnoy's complaint used lots of stuff including chicken liver cooked later and served to the family. Never underestimate human ingenuity. I prefer live human females, but I read a book in a store entitled "Why cucumbers are better then men" written for females obviously!

SirMounts 103M

7/6/2005 8:02 am

Melons? Kindly refer to the, "How did you lose your virginity" section of my profile. *wink* lol

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