A bird in a paper bag...  

helga_hansen 50F  
3122 posts
9/28/2005 1:48 am

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A bird in a paper bag...

Two Newfies walk into a pet shop. They go directly over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag." The clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into Gerry's van and drive to Come-By-Chance until they are high up on a hill, and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds, before he hits the rocks below with a ‘SPLAT!'.

As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous fer me."

====== PART TWO =======

A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying a 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun. "Hi,Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says and launches him self over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. He continues to plummet until there is another 'SPLAT!' and his remains join Gerry's at the bottom.

Paddy shakes his head and says, "I ain't never troyin' dat parrotshooting nider."

====== PART THREE ======

A few minutes after Seamus has gone splat, Sean strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop, and he walks up carrying the now familiar 'peeper Bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result. Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Lord tundern' geez by!! First, der was Gerry wit he's budgie jumping, den Seamus wit he's parrotshooting and now Sean an he's fockin' hen glidin..."

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

ByteChaser2 54M

9/28/2005 7:52 am

Ok, so you you got me giggling again. I hope your happy!!! My boss was on the phone when I read this. He thinks I'm daft now lol

AlbertPrince 59M

9/28/2005 9:09 am

Now that's what I call a blog!

JJKittyKat 60F

9/28/2005 12:28 pm

very funny lol

HardlyYours4Now 53M

9/28/2005 3:12 pm

I guffawed. I haven't guffawed in a really long time. Guffaw, by the way, is a terribly loud, impolite laugh that seems to be a specialty of we Colonials.

Many thanks for the laugh.

Have I mentioned that I own a small parrot?

8 posts
11/14/2005 8:01 am

is it that you have a WOW...... body but a UG>>>>> face ha ha

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