New, from hsobCo...  

hedonisticsob 53M
21 posts
7/16/2006 12:03 pm

Last Read:
7/18/2006 2:39 pm

New, from hsobCo...

Tired of getting booty call emails from clueless losers?

Sick of looking at pictures from guys who think it’s all about their manhood?

Ever wish you could just make them all go away?



Launch Dick-Away just before starting your browser, and obvious booty call emails are GONE!

For the remaining emails, a size-sensitive hyperdatronic scanner will block all peter pictures. Or, through the adjustable interface, block dickography where the member’s member is below a certain length (for those special times when size does matter).

With the optional Gender-Bender module, emails can be automatically returned with messages sure to dissolve the interest of most men. Choose from the following replies:
- I’m still a little sore from the last part of the transition surgery. Can I email you back in a month or so?
- I forget ‒ did my profile mention that I’m looking for a boytoy for my husband to ride?
- This is an automated email from the NSA. We’re watching you.

Dick-Away takes just moments to install, and is available through fine adult-oriented software vendors everywhere.

hsobCo: ALWAYS Safe, sane, and consensual.

Props to TDA1, wherever he may be.

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
7/17/2006 2:47 pm

Damn, must work really well. I noticed no dicks left you any comments.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

hedonisticsob replies on 7/18/2006 3:07 am:
Daphne -

Works a little too well. Apparently the filter is blocking most of the female traffic as well.

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