10 Step Program to Spending Time With the Ex  

heavensent11236 53F
2577 posts
8/22/2006 10:53 pm

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10/26/2007 8:35 am

10 Step Program to Spending Time With the Ex

Step 1: after the initial uncomfortableness and wondering if everything is going to go smoothly (read no arguments) let down your guard and actually start to like him as a person.

Step 2: start talking like you can actually be friends, really hope he's finally let it go and agrees with being friends.

Step 3: In a brief moment of complete insanity, give him a quick friendly peck on the lips, you do this with most of your friends so to you it's completely innocent.

Step 4: After that split second of total insanity make sure you realize that you must have lost your fucking mind because no way in hell has he even been remotely thinking about being friends so dumb ass you just ended up stirring up a hornets nest. Read, he's just read wayyyy too much into that friendly insane second in your life and now harbors feelings that you might actually get back together.

Step 5: Kick yourself mentally in the ass for ever thinking for a second that he just wanted friendship, if unable to kick yourself in the ass hard enough mentally, enlist the help of a friend to do it for you for real.

Step 6-10: Repeat step 5 and think to yourself "What the hell ever possessed me to ever think that. Do NOT EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, REPEAT STEP 3

Passion247000 47F
3195 posts
8/23/2006 12:06 am

"kick yourself *mentally* in the ass"~~~~{{{ROLF}}}}}}}} .... you are so smart!!! Thanks for the laughs........

rm_JohnMacLaine 51M
585 posts
8/23/2006 2:37 am


"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi

1Sir_Lancelot 61M

8/23/2006 5:09 am

OH HELL NO.... Please tell me you didn't go there. ?*?*?*?*?*
That is as close as they get to a good swift kick in the ass. That's right up there with... open mouth insert foot, the minute you say something you wish like hell you had kept your freakin mouth shut. Hopefully it was only a small hornets nest.

Xeryien 53M
1448 posts
8/23/2006 7:30 am

Never get that close to someone you don't "want to get that close with"...

heavensent11236 53F

8/23/2006 7:46 am

Not EVEN going to bother addressing this to individual people, I freely admit I'm a complete idiot, no point in repeating what is so apparently obvious to each and every one of us.
The blonde brain cells were the only ones on duty yesterday.

heavensent11236 53F

8/24/2006 9:14 am

Thanks Heidiy, love you to pieces girl

FLfantasyman 66M

8/24/2006 9:25 am

HUG - I remember those times - advice...
1) keep a pillow handy to punch...
2) get LOTS of hugs - friends, family, kids, doesn't matter - just get hugs
3) NO HUGS WITH EX!!!!!!

swingweight3 57M

8/31/2006 5:21 pm

And remember #11...revenge sex...repeat as often as needed

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