I Got Tagged  

header1979 38M
404 posts
3/25/2006 9:57 pm

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I Got Tagged


I got tagged so I have list six weird things about myself.

1. I sneeze after having sex - even when I beat off.

2. I met Hillary Clinton once but was more interested in hitting on her Secret Service agent who was a hot looking babe.

3. Although born in the US and an American citizen, I have lived most of my life outside the US. I attended school in London.

4. I have never seen Oprah and have learned more about her from bathtub ring guy in Australia.

5. I have never seen "The Sopranos" although my family is part Italian and they all like it. (I am too cheap to pay for the premium cable channels like HBO because I don't have time to watch that much TV.)

6. I joined this website to find guys for sex but discovered that I really prefer women. I have done it both ways and believe me there is nothing compared to sex with women.

Now I am supposed to tag someone but because I came late to the game, everyone seems to be tagged already. I only have time to blog on weekends so I missed all the tagging action during the week. Thanks Hippie for tagging me.

flagg134 37M
1582 posts
3/26/2006 9:19 am

LOL Glad to see the bathtub ring has served a positive purpose in your life I've only heard of Oprah myself never watched her either.


Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
3/26/2006 9:49 am

Didja get anywhere with the secret service babe?
That's HOT!
You sneeze after sex! That's SO WEIRD!!!!
Love ya!
Hippie XXX

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Have fun, play safe!


header1979 38M
507 posts
3/26/2006 4:07 pm

Hey Hippie,

I didn't get to shag the Secret Service agent. She was on duty and I had clients and senior members of the firm present so I had to stay professional and keep my tongue in my mouth and keep my hard on from showing. lol

The sneezing thing is weird. I have often wondered if I am the only one in the world who sneezes after sex. I sneeze after a meal also. I think it is the animal fat that is causing it. Butter, red meat and whole mild seem to set it off. I think whatever type of mild allergy it is, it causes my system to release histamines that cause sneezing. My wife used to say that I was allergic to paying the check when we went out for dinner because the sneezing usually would start just as the check was arriving. lol

But I still don't know why sex would cause the sneezing. There is no animal fat in eating pussy. lol Besides I sneeze when I beat off so it isn't anything about a woman that is causing the sneezing. I guess sex causes my system to release histamines. Maybe some day I will find out why. It doesn't bother me and isn't worth going to a doctor about. I am afraid if I tell the doctor that I sneeze after sex he will say "If the sneezing bothers you, don't have sex." lol That is not the cure that I am looking for. lol


header1979 38M
507 posts
3/26/2006 5:08 pm

Hey Hippie, as a result of your comment and my response, I looked up sneezing and orgasms and histamines. Guess What? I am not weird. It is a very common occurrence.

First of all sneezing and orgasm are physiologically very similar - except one originates in the genitals and the other originates in the nose. I will never be able to think of sneezing in the same way ever again. lol

Ejaculation or orgasm induces an excessive dopamine-adrenalin conversion that triggers the sympathetic nerve to cause blood vessel and tissue constriction. This causes sneezing among other things.

Two generalized physiological reactions occur during sex: vasocongestion, i.e., heavy blood flow into various organs (not just the sex organs), and myotonia, or increased muscle tension. As long ago as 1875 it was known that sex sometimes causes nasal swelling and congestion, often accompanied by sneezing. The sneezing may be caused by some mechanical irritation of the nasal passages triggered by orgasm, or "it can also be initiated by stimuli from the higher cerebral centers such as the psychosexual images which are commonly associated with copulation."

Research has shown that histamine is released as part of the human orgasm from mast cells in the genitals, and the histamine release has been connected to the sex flush among women. So histamines may play a role or be the cause of the physiological changes described above that lead to sneezing after orgasm.

Not that anybody gives a shit about all this but at least I learned that my sneezing is not that weird and has a physiological explanation.


SolarPowered0 111M
8024 posts
3/26/2006 7:37 pm

Header...

I don't care what the fuck you say - you're as weird as they cum! Hittin' on SS babes! You know... in Nazi Germany, you could have had yer dick cut off for that? As for Hillary... she's the reason Bill took up cigars (or maybe Monica was the reason... who really knows but Bill.) Are you sure that wasn't Monica just dressed up as an SS agent? Bill always was a little fettish driven. Say...! Are you sure sure your name ain't Bill??? GOD DAMN IT! I knew there was something about you I just couldn't quite put my finger on (and that's a fingerative statement, BTW) *ROTFLMAO*

Solar... (out of the clear blue of the Western Sky)


Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
3/26/2006 8:40 pm

OMG! Learn something new everyday!
I wonder... I actually have a problem with swollen nasal membranes most of the time... but I'm not having much sex (unfortunately!) But, you're saying sex can CAUSE the swelling. I wonder if not enough sex can also trigger it? I'll have to tell Square that it's HIS fault I can't breathe!

But, as you said, the sexual flush can release the histamines. I would guess that just being extremely horny (which I am, all the f#cking time!) might have the same effect! I'm going to try to pay attention to my horniness level vs breathing. You might be on to something there!

Anway, this reminded me of something weird about me... I burb after swallowing cum. EVERY TIME.
"Gee, I don't remember eating that!"
Hippie XXX

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Have fun, play safe!


header1979 38M
507 posts
3/27/2006 7:44 am

Hey Hippie,

Sneezing and sex. Burping and sex. What next? Farting and sex? lol


header1979 38M
507 posts
3/27/2006 7:52 am

Hey Solar,

That female Secret Service agent definitly was NOT Monica. The agent was built like a brick shit house. She was hot looking. I can only fantasize about what a woman who was trained to take a man down with her bare hands could do in bed. Maybe some day I will find out. Well I can dream can't I? lol


SolarPowered0 111M
8024 posts
3/27/2006 8:46 am

Header...

You shall, henceforth, "officially" be known as Dep #69 - The Dreamin Demon. You do remember that Monica WAS built like a brick shit-house... one that needed to be emptied. *LMAO*

Hippie...

I know that "not enough sex" triggers swelling in me. That 4" turns into 4 1/4" "EVERYTIME TIME." Especially when thinkin' about "pink." But, I haven't noticed any sneezin' being involved (unless you count the little guy's sneezin'.)

Solar... (out of the clear blue of the Western Sky)


Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
3/27/2006 7:39 pm

Header... can I watch?
(you & the agent, not farting!)

Solar... I guess the little BIG guy DOES do most of the sneezin'.
Hippie XXX

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Have fun, play safe!


bardicman 51M

3/31/2006 7:20 am

LOL

And snot and semen are somehow connected.......



I am not dead yet


Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
4/1/2006 6:24 pm

OMG, Bardicman, you have NO idea. I was just innocently searching the net for info about a blog I was writing, and came across SNEEZE fetishists. I wish I were joking. There's freaks for everything, isn't there? Header, you might just have a "talent" that someone else might actually PAY for. Check it out! hahaha
Hippie XXX

How to Get Laid on AFF The Basics
Have fun, play safe!


header1979 38M
507 posts
4/1/2006 7:00 pm

Hey Hippie,

Atchoo!!

I read your blog on sneezing.

Maybe I should join alt dot com and see if there are any takers. lol

Hell all they have to do is give me a good fuck. But if they want to reward me otherwise also, that makes it even better. Atchoo!! Damn, something got me started. lol

Header


SensuousWoman3 56F
3106 posts
4/9/2006 8:43 pm

Uhm.....I am not sure, but, I do not think Madame Sultry-Virgo has been tagged yet---if that helps. I'm sure she'll love me for this one, but hey, Hardy Boy, let's not forget, I'm your Nancy D.


Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
4/10/2006 8:31 pm

Too late! I tagged Sultry at the same time as I tagged Header!

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