hazeleyes1202 60M
28 posts
3/21/2006 1:48 pm

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4/16/2006 4:11 pm


A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.

The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you
going sweetie?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm
going to have a beer."

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of
beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India,

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, "Yes, lollypop...but at the know...they have frozen
glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a
huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long,
I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Honey?"

She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors
d'oeuvres:chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your goddamn
frozen mug and eat your mother fucking snacks,
because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it,

and they lived happily ever after..

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
3/21/2006 4:13 pm


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