hazeleyes1202 60M
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11/30/2005 10:35 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


One for the ladies and men with a sense of humor!!

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, " Dad,
how many kinds of breasts are there? " The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a
women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions. " " Onions? " " Yes, see them and they make you cry. "

This infuriated the wife and daughter, so the daughter said, " Mom, how many kinds of willies are there? " The mother, surprised, smiles and
looks at her daughter and answers, " Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree. " " A Christmas tree? " " Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only! "

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