Psycho Valentine Day Manifesto  

happysinglegirl 42F
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2/15/2006 2:10 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Psycho Valentine Day Manifesto

Valentine's Day is just like herpes simplex 10 .....just when you think its gone for good, no more rashes and pimples, the V-Day rears its ugly head once more. No wonder some people call it VD.

Yes, it's (another) special time of year when chocolate makers, flower growers, and greetings card companies (god knows who else) encourage you to show the depth, breath, and nature of your love in cold, hard, cash (or the plush covered red and pink equivalent) on February 14th.

F*me*k that. If you wanna give me something, give me a kiss on my ass, not a debit on my credit card.

This year, celebrate VD by sending an anti-valentine. Stick two fingers (or one, if you're that way culturally inclined) into any orifice of any organization, corporation, not-for-profit, or institution that prescribes how and when to show your feelings. Twist and shake. By the time corporation cums, you can start to suggest important changes in their infrastructure. They will likely go along with it, and if they do not, look for another institution, there are many to choose from. Think of yourself as a virus and you’ll go far in this world.

Send your anti-valentine today, tomorrow, or any day you damn well please, and you will probably receive 60% off your future purchases!!! VD is every day.

rm_ManGravy2000 50M
2 posts
2/25/2006 7:40 am

Ah yes the all mighty dollar. It contaminates most everything we do. You are correct the history of VD day was created for business reasons as was the entire diamond industry. Secretary’s day, mother’s day, father’s day and we can go on and on. So the question remains what to do about it. As in most things in life we can set out to change things if we are so compelled or disgusted however you chose to look at it. However, a great women once said “Time that’s all there is”. We must make the most of our time, thus pick and choose our battles. That being said why am I spending my time typing this?

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