Doctor, Doctor  

hansum_strangrr 48M
262 posts
5/2/2006 11:50 am

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6/3/2006 12:13 pm

Doctor, Doctor

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one.

Dr Mark McDonald - San Antonio, TX

At the beginning of my shift I placed the stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient.

Dr Richard Byrnes - Seattle, WA

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered... "Why, unfortunately for about 20 years - when my husband was alive.

Dr Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR

Everybody Dies, Not Everyone Really Lives.

Lioness_girl 46F
3494 posts
5/4/2006 8:49 am

LOL...this was funny


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rm_alone_sexual 41F

5/16/2006 5:34 am

Oh my, very very funny!

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