More organization...  

greentncouple 43M/43F
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7/1/2006 5:25 pm

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7/6/2006 8:37 am

More organization...

In college, I drank. I don't mean I started drinking in college, or that I would tie on on during the weekend sometimes in college, I mean, in college,I drank, and that is all I did. I never studied, rarely even bought books for my classes, not that it would matter since I only went to about 6 sessions of each class each semester.

I graduated with a 3.5 with a degree in physics. Partly because I am an unually smart guy, but mostly because I went to a small, cheap state school. High school was more difficult.

I say this only so you will know how odd it is to me that there has been a case of beer in my extra refridgerator for over a month, untouched. I guess, with the riggors of husbandry and parenthood, having responsibilities in the morning (every morning), and spending hours every day working out and not wanting to waste it by drinking beer, I just kind of forgot to drink.

Now, I say all that to say this. I have never been a very organized person, never balanced my checkbook, never made goals for myself, etc. The princess and I decided to change all that. We wrote a budget, we set goals for every weekend, week, month, year, decade. Today was the first Saturday with a chorelist. I got up at 7:30. I weeded all out flower beds, and they have not been weeded at all, more weeds than flowers. I mowed the lawn. I went to Lowes and got a part for my weed-eater, I then did the lawn trim. I chopped down a tree, then burned the stump. I washed my car, my wife's car.
I came in and showered, then scrubbed the kitchen floor.

The Princess was following her own list of chores this whole time. When we were both finished, I looked at the clock. 12:30! Wow! I have been wasting most of my life. If I would have been doing this all along, I would have, by now, cured cancer, completely mapped the human genome, invented a time-machine, explained the string theory to abariginies, and countless other things.

To celebtrate I thought, I will drink a beer! I popped one of the cans, took a sip, and learned something new. Old beer tastes oddly like horse piss. Not that I have tasted horse piss, but I have a very good and strangely accruate imagination.

So In order to celebrate I will just have to settle for a blow job. Anyone know a good blow jobber?

TheCliticals 36F/F

7/5/2006 12:48 am

For moments like that there should be a bourbon called Blow Job.


greentncouple 43M/43F

7/5/2006 4:23 pm

mmmm, blow job bourbon, could there be anything better?

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