Humor Wins Over Sex  

gotalickit 68M
3 posts
2/7/2006 6:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Humor Wins Over Sex

Yes, that's right, the votes are in humor will get you laid. If you read the woman profiles all over this AdultFriendFinder, all over the world. Profile after profile, you will read, make me laugh, must have sense of humor, sense of humor very important and on and on etc. This is a adult web sight, these women don't want sex they want to laugh. Is this something new ? Did I miss this in sex education? How does this work, do you bring the women to laugh before you bring her to an orgasm or vise versa. Do you whisper to your date as you stare into her eyes across the dinner table. Tonight I'm going to take you home, pour you a glass of wine, take you to my bedroom and do thirty minutes of stand up.I'm so confused, what about foreplay, when do I work that in, finally I get the hang of foreplay and now I gotta be funny. Could we just say to them, look tonight I'm going to make you laugh, then give you a orgasm. but could I just have a blow job first. Would that be okay? Do you think we could get that in the sex manual. I like to have something in writing. This is a lot of pressure now,what if I'm not funny? What if I bomb? I sweating bullets knowing I'm not getting laid tonight unless she is peeing her pants. Would that be too much to ask? Just amend the sex manuals to read, female (or fuckee) will provide her date with one blow job prior to tonight performance. That's all I'm asking and then sign it, is that too much? We'll have that one sentence added to all the sex manuals. Send a copy to all females have them sign it and initial the change. Then send all signed copies to all the men. They can keep it in the same drawer they keep the condoms.(I like to be organized) That sounds fair, I think we can all agree. It's a win win for all party's concern. I mean we don't need any law suits. Well you see your honor, she said she wasn't aware of a change in the manual. At this point, your Honor I like to present exhibit (A), as you can see the plaintiff or what I like to call the fucker clearly has the defendants or what I like to call fuckees signature. So guys, put away the Barry White CD's and stock up on Richard Prior and I think we'll all get though this. Thanks for listening

rm_1SweetBitch 56F
8575 posts
2/7/2006 7:20 am

A man with a sense of humor is very sexy...when a man can make you laugh that is great foreplay. I could not imagine having sexy with a man that could not make me laugh...I would find him rather boring. A boring man makes for boring sex...I will pass.

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

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