Why there called pigs  

goldinboy2 61M
404 posts
6/22/2006 2:31 pm

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7/1/2006 7:34 am

Why there called pigs

Yea we all have those bad days from hell here was mine yesterday.
Started out ok beautiful day lots of work to do keeping real busy,want to get done early go pick up my stepson spend a little time with him. Just couldn't get things to work right on this new installed shower doors neo angle, pain in the ass. Ok caulk it up come back tommorrow. Drive right to NY to pick up the kid in my work van its like 5:30 get him head back to Pa stop for some eats shoot the shit about whats going on in his Goth life,new girlfriend he has he does, doesen't work she doesn't (has mental issues) GEEESSSSEEEE Ok his life his pecker, I'll work with him anyway, go back to my place shoot the shit some more he wants to come down for the weekend,ok fine with me are you bringing the new crazy girlfriend with you,yea prob. Ok fine, Pop the half doors off the Jeep roll up the back window Back to NY we go. Finish off my beer on the way out my road toss it in the back under my seat,(Lucky for me), On the way back I want to stop and look at a mini van for a friend who has no car right now,well sort of shes driving my Intrepid untill she can find something,nice guy aint I, Head up the service road to where the garage is stop at the first stop sigh reach in the back and snap up the tension rod for the soft top,If you ever drove a wranger with a soft top you know what I mean, Cop pulls up behind me follows me down the service road Yep lights on siren whole fuckin shit, I'm going like 20, Pull right over watching him in the mirror as he runs my plate, he gets out walks up to my door, which is like looking right inside, I look out at him he puts his hand on his gun,Big fuckin gun to def not regulation, yells at me to put my hands on the wheel,ok no prob, asks me for my Lic. I look at him and ask if its ok to take my hands of the wheel,death grip and all, Yea ok, give him my Lic. tell him reg is in console he watches me with hand on gun whole time, Ok walks back to his car comes back up and asks, right, "do you know why i stoped you" Duh not a clue. He says "No seatbelt" WTF You watched me take it off to give you my Lic. "No I didn't" WTF ok Wants to give me a ticket. Ok Then he says I'm also giving you a Ticket for loud inadaquit exhaust DOUBLE WTF My jeep has a factory type exhaust not loud at all. Ok where getting to the PIG part, Then the kicker he tells me my Lic. to drive in NY was suspended 7 years ago TRIPLE WTF. Get out of the jeep put ypu hands on the hood, holey fell in pile of stinkin pig shit. start thinkin boy, Ok he's not going to arrest me gives me my 3 tickets and appearance dates,don't miss it or a arrest warrent will be issued, and you can't drive in NY WTFIN BILLYGOATS Ok step son has his permit never drove a standard before but MR. Oink says he can drive as my Pa lic. is still good. Here comes the fun, hes not real cordinated, 10 mins. of road side instruction Mr. Pig sitting in his car watching and laughing his ass off I might add. 4 trys to get going ,CHIRP SKID STALL CHIRP CHIRP VROOOOMMMM, ok now city traffic to get fuck out of there and back to grandmas across the other side of the city, every light and stop sign was the same way too,. Don't go to Port Dickinson NY. stay clear theres real pigs there giving good cops bad names.I drove myself back to Pa the back way from there, got my suspension lifted today 85.00 to pay outstanding ticket, that I'm pretty sure I paid 7 years ago but no way to prove it now. I'll plead not guilty on the other two go to a court appearance and end up paying them anyway but its the point for once I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG SHHHEEEESSSSEEE. Good thing that beer can was under my seat or Id have been in the slammer for sure.Really good thing I left the weed home too. Oh well today was better day and the girlfriend gave me a real hummdinger of a blowjob last night to make up for my really bad day, after she laughed about it first of course.


geminiwarrior 58F

6/22/2006 2:53 pm

Life sucks and so does a good woman! Be sure your sins will catch you out.


goldinboy2 replies on 6/23/2006 4:43 am:
So vey true. Thanks for stoping by.

purpletrashcan 52F
41658 posts
6/22/2006 8:30 pm

LMAO The cops are busy everywhere! I got pulled over for ...get this...too dark tint on the windows. Now mind you I have owned the car for 4 and a half years and it was only one year old when I bought it (sweet lil Monte Carlo) Two cops approach the car, one from each side and the one on the left had his hand on his gun the whole time. I have my 4 year old daycare child with me and ended up with a warning to repair and report. Even as he BACKED up to his car that stupid pig kept his hand on his gun...WTF!

Pull My Fucking Hair!


goldinboy2 replies on 6/23/2006 4:44 am:
Yea they piss and moan about tint here to also things hanging on your rearview mirror.

pet_humility 49F

6/23/2006 5:07 am

Good Gravy!
At least you got a hummer out of it instead of a van..lol


goldinboy2 replies on 6/23/2006 4:01 pm:
HUmmm a hummer in the van would have been pretty cool too.

dasher121 37M

6/23/2006 10:13 pm

karma's a bitch man, thats about all the wisedom I have on this one hahaha. and yes, at least they didnt get your stash dude!!!!


goldinboy2 replies on 6/24/2006 5:51 am:
Karma smarma some cops just suck.

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