What would you do??? Smelly pussy  

goddessofbitches 42M/34F
5317 posts
9/3/2005 11:54 am

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What would you do??? Smelly pussy

GRRRRRRRR.....I am pissed. I live on a street that has more college kids living on it than families. I decided to go to a party and just hang out for a few minutes with a girl I know. I love this chick to death...we have known each other for quite a while. Her ex was there so, she turns and leaves and tells me to stay and see if he says anything about her.
About an hour into the party, he is talking about Pussy...and the type of big shot he is. He talked about how many women have begged him to fuck him and so on. Me, I am standing back just disgusted because he isn't all that. I also think the fact I have more maturity in my pinky finger than he has in his whole body might have been another factor.
He then talks about an ex who had a stanky pussy. She didn't trim or anything and she was just stank. He told everyone it was my friend.

Now...on a side note....you all know...
NOBODY GETS AWAY WITH TALKING ABOUT MY FRIENDS

I decided to teach this shit fucker a lesson. I walked up to him and put my arm around him.

In the loudest voice I could, I said
"THIS YOUNG MAN SAYS HE CAN PLEASE ANY WOMAN, AND THAT HE HAS THE BIGGEST DICK HERE...SO LET'S SEE"

The guy started laughing because he thought I was joking. I wasn't. I kept taunting him with showing us his dick. Finally he said, If I show them my dick, you have to get nude. I made the terms...yes, I would get nude...but never actually made any specifications other than...after he showed us his little prick. He whipped it out, and got it hard. After I knew he was at his hardest, I asked "Can you make it hard so we can see how big it can get?"
He blushed..."SHit girl...it is hard"
I forced a laugh that was unlike any other.
I asked him if he was kidding and his face dropped. He thought I was so into him that I would fawn all over that dick. I got the whole crowd to laugh. I asked him again to make it hard...and he just looked at me....
I expressed how it really wasn't that big...and that I was into him, but...there was just nothing there to work with. I then pulled out my oversized lighter and held it up to his little cock. I said...Look, my lighter is almost just as big as your dick!!! The crowd laughed harder...I kept going. "Look at that bush!!! You have more hair there than a wooly mammoth!!!! Don't you trim? Anyone got garden shears....He needs his damn forest here trimmed?" People were close to tears...he started saying some stuff about me...but nothing he said could touch me.
He said I had a big ass....
My response "Yes I do have a big ass....and unlike you, when I said something was big, I wasn't lying about it!!!"
He said I was fat...
Yes, I do have a few extra pounds...but those pounds help make the cushion for the pushin'
He couldn't think of any more cut downs and since I had a response to everything he said, he was outta luck.
He was so embarrassed that he ran into the bedroom and stayed there.
Now I am sure that you are wondering if I got nude...no I didn't. Basically no one said I had to get nude right there on the spot...just that I had to get nude. I had every intention to get nude with my hubby when I got home.

HUGS~~~MANDY


Always The Bitch


TaZmAnIa2002 38F

9/3/2005 2:51 pm

Lmao, Good one Mandy. He needed to be brought down a notch or two..


okyme 53F

9/3/2005 4:40 pm

LMFAO.....Girl can you make me laugh any harder Man I wish I could have been there!


goddessofbitches 42M/34F

9/3/2005 6:31 pm

Angie--- Glad you liked it. I hope that it doesn't happen again...wait, I changed my mind...I hope it does...I like being the person to come to the rescue

DA DA DA DAAAAAA.......SUUUPPPPERRRR MANDY.... lol

OKYME--- I think I could....but some of my stuff is funnier in person...lol

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


CuteAZguy27 40M
1545 posts
9/3/2005 11:07 pm

I said this before and ill say it again, Mandy, you rock ! Men that say things like just disgust me, its like it labels all men just for that one action as this guy spoke of your friend, when in reality-it isnt. excellent job on bringing this fella down, maybe he will get some thinking in before he says something so hot about himself, and low about someone else, yet the dork he may be, it may never faze him the next time around. good work girl.

Have you shared or are you going to share with your lady friend of what happened?

-CuteAZguy27


rm_Network_Minx 48F
542 posts
9/4/2005 5:48 am

You Go Girl!!!!

I am the type that I never think of cool things to say until it's way past the time to comment. Once in a while I get in a good one but it's very rare. I love it when people bring assholes down!

Minx


goddessofbitches 42M/34F

9/4/2005 10:04 am

CuteGuy--- Thanks...I do rock don't I? LOL I didn't have to tell her what happend because a few girls at the party heard what was going on and ran over to her apartment and told her before I could. They told her I was awesome and that he'll probably feel pretty low for a day. But, hey, I think that it was a fair deal.

Minx--- Thank you...Thank you...I take my bow and then let you in on a little secret. Ignore what someone is saying and focus your energy on trying to capture something about someone when you are going to make a cool thing to say. The trick is to hit them with something so that they get distracted. He could have easily countered everything I said, but, I took the oppurtunity to get him in a spot. He fucked up when he pulled his pecker out...that left him vulnerable.

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


expatbrit49 64M

9/4/2005 3:17 pm

you gave him what he deserved lol
<< makes note not to upset the Goddess of the Bitches

Way to go Mandy

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


luckywithladeez 50M
266 posts
9/5/2005 3:40 pm

Mandy,

Based upon your description of the encounter, I think that you did the right thing. However, I remind you that now that you've shattered this man's house of cards fantasy world, and he may seek some retaliation.

Such as, does he circulate in the same general group of people as you and your husband? Could he have made up a retaliatory lie that eventually got back to your husband, leading him to his later rough sexual demeanor (your next two posts)?

You go girl.

lucky <----reaches over and swats mandy in the rump.


SensuousWoman3 56F
3106 posts
9/7/2005 8:46 pm

You put this first class ass in his place and then some! That's what he gets for being so mean. I wish I could have been one of the spectators!


goddessofbitches 42M/34F

9/9/2005 9:16 am

expatbrit--- I'm gload you think so...lol

lucky--- he doesn't run in the same group of friends. THe only way I knew him was he used to date my neighbor and even then he was trying to hit on me. So...I am not worried about him. I see him a time or two at a party when I go with my friends...but I am ready for him if I encounter him again...

Sensuous Woman--- You probably would have enjoyed yourself that's for sure. It's too bad though that there are women out there that won't defend themselves against attacks like the one he pulled. It would be awesome.

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


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