The Pee-Pee Dance  

goddessofbitches 42M/34F
5317 posts
1/4/2006 7:59 pm

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The Pee-Pee Dance

Ladies, you are going to hate me for exposing us, but this is just too funny to let go. I came to this realization on New Years' the club I attended.

This club is downtown, in one of the older buildings and the way it is set up, there is only ONE bathroom for women and one for men. So of course, when it was near time for me to go release the pressure...I had to go stand in line so I wouldn't leak everywhere....

I am standing there, waiting patiently...and knowing that if I don't go soon...I'm gonna explode...when I glance over and take a long look at the women behind me, I am not only admiring them, but I am also watching them dance.

After the 4th Long Island, I had to pee, and I took my place in line. Now...looking see that the little corner the bathroom is located in has a pool table...and seats to watch the people who are playing pool...there is music playing, you can hear it, but no one is dancing in this room. They are playing pool... not why are the women behind me and in front of me dancing???

It's because they are doing the pee-pee dance!!!
Men don't have to dance because they can grab their dick and one thinks twice. They assume that the guy is just adjusting himself.

Where-as the woman...she can't just slip her hand down to her crotch without people wondering just what in the hell she is doing. So..instead...we go for the last resort...we do the pee-pee dance. It is the only thing we can come up with that makes sense...a woman dancing...that saves us from an embarrassing moment. We squeeze the thighs together and move... some of the BEST dances are done while waiting for the bathroom.

Once I came to this realization...I laughed my ass off. I went and stood against the wall and watched as various women did the Pee-Pee Dance.

Amazing what you discover when your a bit tipsy...


Always The Bitch

boydcounty 68M

1/4/2006 8:55 pm

I'd like to C U P......


frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
1/4/2006 9:01 pm

That's so funny and so true!! Got to run and pee before I start dancing!!

Frangi x

PS LOVE a good Long Island Iced Tea

screwmeovernout 60M

1/4/2006 9:16 pm

Im gonna have to keep an eye out for the peepee dance

guynamedjim 59M
749 posts
1/4/2006 9:33 pm

Interesting. Though I refer to the bathroom dance by either female, or male, as doing the JIG! hehehe... shake shake___shake shake

rm_FreeLove999 48F
16127 posts
1/4/2006 10:41 pm


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rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
1/4/2006 10:54 pm

Not quite as erotic as a lap dance though...

2 posts
1/4/2006 11:21 pm

Will keep an eye out for that one. Thanks for the revelation!!

rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
1/5/2006 2:56 am

the older you get,
the faster you dance..
trust me on this one!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

Efilnikufecin69 48M
1045 posts
1/5/2006 3:50 am


goldinboy2 61M

1/5/2006 6:08 am

The pee pee dance that is just to funny is there a different one for the poo poo or is the dance the same.

norprin5 56M

1/5/2006 8:31 am

and also, have you noticed - and i'm sure you have - that the number of stalls in a women's bathroom never equals the number of urinals in the men's?

King Nor XVIII

ukwildcat1982 35M

1/5/2006 10:45 am

That is a pretty funny observation. I'll have to keep my eyes out for it

expatbrit49 64M

1/5/2006 6:39 pm

lol why didnt you just use the guys washroom

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

Luvwetcunt1000 50M
1258 posts
1/5/2006 8:15 pm

Oh Yes! I've seen that dance before and I love it.

I find it very stimulating to watch, especially when they're wearing short skirts and high heels!

tillerbabe 57F
5695 posts
1/5/2006 10:33 pm

OMG!!!! LMAO! (You know what?..when I'm in a "line" like this and the men's is much shorter...I just go into the men's bathroom. I first ask if it's OK of course!)

toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
1/6/2006 5:08 am

so... dance with me... ...

goldinboy2 61M

1/6/2006 7:21 am

hey I always offer to watch the stall door for women in the mens room from the inside

SweetDarlinAngel 40F
2996 posts
1/6/2006 9:24 am


I do the pee-pee dance at home because we only have two bathrooms and they both always seem to be occupied by toddlers at the same time. So there I will be trying to convince one of my toddlers that mommy really does have to pee and that they DON't have to wait a minute in case the pee come s back later. If they are all done to just please move!!!!



papyrina 52F
21133 posts
1/6/2006 2:58 pm

like tiller i dance for a while and think stuff it and go to the mens

I'm a

i'm here to stay

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
1/6/2006 2:59 pm

lost you for a while but your now on my watched list,hugs

I'm a

i'm here to stay

online69n 52F
115 posts
1/6/2006 4:12 pm

I've also seen women doing a bunny hop in that same line!
I just go to the mens (they usually will let a girl go first)

rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
1/6/2006 10:35 pm

I'm so glad this story didn't go where I thought it was going to go.

I was afraid there was going to be some female equivalent to a guy in a tightly packed bar bellying up to the bar, unzipping his fly and peeing right there without anyone knowing, while carrying on a conversation.

I have NEVER done that, but I have friends who have.

(Princess Lips)

1/6/2006 10:47 pm

Squeeze the thighs



use the men's room


warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
1/7/2006 2:17 am

Men will invariably using the urinals, so the cubicles tend to be free. It's a good idea to use the gents - hardly ever a queue. If you want to see something really strange, that'll give you a giggle, go to a scottish ceilidh and use the gents. A row of men at the urinal, holding their kilts up. For a moment I thought I'd stumbled into a transvestite's convention!

Cdub2U 62M

1/10/2006 4:10 pm

I know some of you ladies upon reading this will invite me to “the hottest spot in hell”, but for my twisted enjoyment I will block my partner’s path to the bathroom as she is doing the pee-pee dance.

The blocking motion is accompanied with stupid childish questions related to using the bathroom, if she would like water, anything to make her dance even more!


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