Speaking of Penis.... My interview with Mr. Penis  

goddessofbitches 42M/34F
5317 posts
11/26/2005 6:07 pm

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Speaking of Penis.... My interview with Mr. Penis

Ok...so...nobody mentioned penis but me...but that's okay...

Here is my interview with Mr. Penis...

ME~~ So...how have you been hanging?

Penis~~~ A little to the right these days...when you aren't seeing anything other than a toilet bowl....you start getting depressed.

ME~~~ Really, and just how much did you have to drink in order to spend so much time at a toilet bowl?

Penis~~~ Ha...you're funny...next question...

ME~~~ What's it like?

Penis~~~ Well...what's what like? If you mean that I live in a small space and rarely get any special attention... it gets boring...I mean...I just lay there all day...cuddled up in my bed...I do get up and stretch every now and then...but mostly.. I sleep all day.

ME~~~ What is your most exciting part of the day?

Penis~~~ If I get to visit the Cave of Wonders....I love it... It makes me throw up when I am in there exploring for too long, but...I feel SOOOO MUCH BETTER afterward.

ME~~~ Are there any other places you like to explore?

Penis~~~ Well...yea...there are a few others. I mostly prefer the Cave though.

ME~~~ Do you get a lot of tongue action?

Penis~~~ On occasion....I did more back when I was a few years younger...

ME~~~ I must say that sitting here with you has made me see just how sweet and um....delicious looking you are...may I get a little closer?

Penis~~~ Sure...but I have to warn you...I will start stretching...so you may not want to come in too close...I wouldn't want to poke your eye out..

ME~~~ Don't worry about me...I know how to handle myself with your type...

Penis~~~ Well alright...come closer and get comfortable...

ME~~~ I sure will.... May I kiss you??

Penis~~~ Sure...my neighbors below me want to know if you will run your tongue their way?

ME~~~ I think I will...


I will let your imagination tell you why the conversation ended...


Always The Bitch

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
11/26/2005 7:20 pm

oh Penis likes to go spelunking? Its good he has a hobby.

bardicman 51M

11/26/2005 8:50 pm

I see the interview ending something like this....

Penis ~ Oh yes, you have me straining in my turtle neck now... Oh god I think you are perfect....

You ~ Oh you like that don't you!

Mandy's Husband ~ DAMN IT BARDICMAN!!!! I am fixing to kick your ass

I am not dead yet

tillerbabe 57F

11/26/2005 10:35 pm


popmuse01 36F

11/26/2005 11:13 pm

LOL Bardic...you crack me up sometimes.

I can definately imagine how it would end...very nice imagination there today!

I'm leaving the site end of March. To those who want to keep in touch, see blog for details.

AmberSolaire 43M

11/27/2005 5:10 am

how do you get away with a post like this!!!!!! When I talk to mine the conversation ends up very differently and people look at me funny............perhaps I shouldnt do it in public.

toothysmile 52M
16517 posts
11/27/2005 5:27 am

So, where do I send my resume?

... and how do I get an appointment?

sleeplessknight1 69M

11/27/2005 9:19 am


think its now I tell yu about the awful weather here in the UK.

rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
11/27/2005 11:15 am


Welcome back

online69n 53F

11/29/2005 2:33 pm

as I run my tongue the penis' neighbors way, I open my mouth and take pull them in and the penis cries
"don't forget me!"

I look up and realize I'm not in my blog anymore........

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