My BIRTHDAY Surprise....200  

goddessofbitches 42M/34F
5317 posts
12/2/2005 2:30 pm

Last Read:
8/21/2006 7:44 pm

My BIRTHDAY Surprise....200

Up until this posting... ONLY ONE PERSON HAS TOLD ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, and it wasn't my husband, not anyone at the office, and no one in my family.

IT WAS toothysmile!!!!


I am a little upset with you could you go and forget MY would think you love me enough you would have remembered..

Oh I am TELLING you it's my birthday, and what could be better than also sharing that this is my 200th POST!!!!

YIPPEE!!!! I have two reasons to celebrate!!

Let's see...this is what I want for my birthday

I want to walk into a bedroom lit with candles and the bed covered in rose petals. I want for the other person in the room [man or woman] to blind-fold me and lay me on the bed. Then, I want them to take a feather and tease me until I scream. Then, I want them to start licking my nipples and licking my clit until I cum all in their mouth. Next, I want them to use my dildo and vibrator to fuck me in the ass and in my pussy at the same time. If it's a guy...then I want his cock inside me...where ever he wants to put it, and the vibrator in the other hole.
Once I have been fucked and spent, I want to be untied, and given a good massage... then..once the clock strikes midnight...and my birthday is over...I want to do all of the things that was already done, except this time, I want to do them to the person who did them to me!!!


Always The Bitch

bardicman 51M

12/2/2005 5:34 pm

Congratulations on 200 posts...

Um well see and I tried to wish you a happy birthday earlier but I guess this stupid site screwed up and the post didnt stick.... Yea thats it... The post didnt stick....

I am not dead yet

rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
12/2/2005 6:33 pm

Best birthday wishes! I can't read profiles so I didn't know

And congratz on the 200 of course.

Do you want to be tied up for this birthday gift or just blindfolded?

goldinboy2 61M

12/2/2005 6:42 pm

Happy Bday Mands hope you get all your wishes and dreams cum true.Mines at the end of the month and I'd like your present too.

popmuse01 36F

12/2/2005 7:40 pm

Happy Birthday!!!! Honestly, this is the first chance I've had to get on the site today, so I didn't know until I saw the post. Congrats on the 200!

I hope you get your present!

I'm leaving the site end of March. To those who want to keep in touch, see blog for details.

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
12/2/2005 9:25 pm

Happy Birthday, Mandy! (I know I'm a few minutes late, unless you're on central time. But I just got here.)

tillerbabe 57F

12/2/2005 9:25 pm

Girrrlllll..i was out celebrating! I didn't forget! You Sagittarian you!


(I hope your birthday wish cums true!) {=}

(Princess Lips)

12/2/2005 9:31 pm

sweet baby girl,
I did a lap dance for yah at the castle...


nightstalker172 38M
1258 posts
12/2/2005 9:38 pm



buddyfux 33M

12/2/2005 10:08 pm

happy belated b-day

TaZmAnIa2002 38F

12/2/2005 10:19 pm

Hey sweetheart,

Happy birthday, i hope you get your wish.. I know if that was my wish i would want it to happen..


PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
12/2/2005 10:46 pm

Happy Birthday, swetheart. I didn't know it was today, haven't checked any profiles in a while. Congrats on post #200, too!


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

rm_FreeLove999 47F
16127 posts
12/2/2005 11:15 pm

AW! sorry, Mischief -- I admit to battling to keep up around here at the moment as two men around the house tends to keep you busy. Still, no excuse! Sorry I missed it

And belated: MANY HAPPY RETURNS!!!!!!

[blog freelove999]

norprin5 56M

12/2/2005 11:22 pm

happy birthday, my goddess! *grovels at GOB's feet* please don't strike me down!

King Nor XVIII

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
12/3/2005 1:55 am


lifeisablast333 55M

12/3/2005 3:13 am

Have a great birthday girl, and tell your man just what cha wrote on here, I am sure he will help out, to bad ya live so dam far away....

guynamedjim 59M
749 posts
12/3/2005 9:48 am

[size2] FORGIVE ME and my tartiness SMOOCH SMOOCH HAPPINEST BIRTHDAY! I'll bring the feather boa, and send you to the moon and beyond. Love to enjoy your honey. Your talking some serious fucky mamba now! grinding into you and loving it!


AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
12/3/2005 11:53 am

Happy Birthday, Mandy!! Damn...I want that birthday wish...oh, wait...I got it, but I couldn't remember as I was too drunk. You told me you were there, apparently. With the banana. Ahhh, if only I could have remembered. Well, hope you get yer birthday wish.

rm_anacortes 75M
2850 posts
12/3/2005 4:55 pm

Gurl, you say:

I want them to start licking my nipples and licking my clit until I cum all in their mouth. Next, I want them to use my dildo and vibrator to fuck me in the ass and in my pussy at the same time. If it's a guy...then I want his cock inside me...where ever he wants to put it, and the vibrator in the other hole.


About the only thing I would change would be to blindfold you, handcuff you and lead you to a nice warm shower.. suck and lick all over your body as the warm water pleases you.. give you a shampoo... and then lead you back to the bed to "finish" your request..

Still restrained, you face down.. spread your ass cheeks and kiss and suck you there as the probe enters your yoni..slowly warm up your arse.. one finger and lots of lube.. give you a safe word.. and continue to expand your anus.. finally, with a slippery condom on my lingham to very slowly enter you.. the awe as the cock head touches your pucker spot.. the very slow entery as the head tries to slide in..the excitement of entry.. and a pause once the helmet is in.. then the whole shaft for you.. all the while the viberator is working your clit and yoni..

Yes, as you come down.. a massage would be very Tantra.. lots of time sharing and extending your "birthday" as long as possible..


guynamedjim 59M
749 posts
12/3/2005 10:56 pm

Mandy even before we'd get started think it's important to give you nice slow and gentle sponge bath, and shampoo your hair and with also nice condition. This I believe would help set the tempo carrying you to bed!

rm_ericingeneva 40M

12/4/2005 12:45 am

I don't have my gold ball anymore so I can't check birthdays and I havn't been online for a few days so I wasn't here anyways but....


eternal1969 48M
1634 posts
12/6/2005 10:31 am

OOops sorry happy belated birthday girl

anchcpl4fun 42M/45F

12/7/2005 11:17 am

Oh darlin...I soooooo sorry!!! My only excuse..HUBBY WAS HOME...I'm barely ever at the BOX when he is home....


I know its late but i have the blindfold....

rm_kingkongkel 40M
34 posts
7/3/2006 10:56 am

Sorry but happy birthday. Would love to help with your present next time

Become a member to create a blog