Despite popular belief I am K.F.C!!!!  

goddessofbitches 42M/34F
5317 posts
9/10/2005 11:56 am

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Despite popular belief I am K.F.C!!!!

It is a well known fact that when someone says Kentucky...that someone who is not from there will get an image of a barefooted mountain man with no teeth sitting on his porch with a shotgun asking is daughter when a good time to fuck would be.

In my experience...those who are not aware of Kentucky's real beauty, will assume that everyone here is inbred and that everyone has a really bad southern drawl to their English. NOT I!!!

I am K.F.C....or

Kentucky's Friendliest Cutie
{Next to Curious Kitty and Ruffles of course}

I can tell you that not everyone is ready to shoot you and that not every woman here is pregnant with their brothers or uncle's child.
So...to keep it simple....anyone who wants to check out the state of Kentucky and needs a tour guide...I am available.

NOTE: You must not mind drinking, me smoking, wild night of sex...and southern cooking.

HUGS~~~MANDY


Always The Bitch


letigre1974 43M

9/10/2005 12:30 pm

As a northerner...who was once married to UK graduate, my first imaginations of Kentucky were as follows:

1) beautiful women with sugary voices capable of charming even the hardest northerner.

2) bourbon imbibing debutantes squaring off bets after THE derby.

3) rolling hills dotted with with horses

4) basketball (fuget indiana)

5) Saturday football games where women wear summer dresses and large hats

6) brisket

7) and a dream like fog that can only fuel the imagination of such a wonderful land.

Thanks for the trip down memory lane Mandy!


rm_Network_Minx 49F
542 posts
9/10/2005 12:37 pm

Most people think the same things about Oklahoma. I have discovered that Oklahoma has some of the nicest people around.
Kentucky is a beautiful state.


goddessofbitches 42M/34F

9/10/2005 12:39 pm

I forgot to mention I was also

Kentucky's Finest CUNT....

Actually I edited my blog and as you can see, the edit didn't go through...

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


rm_TheHooligan2 45M
409 posts
9/10/2005 2:35 pm

Kentucky is a very nice state, I have cousins who live in albany. a very laid back area in Kentucky.

lake combalen is a grand too


expatbrit49 64M

9/10/2005 2:39 pm

* On my way to Kentucky*

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


goddessofbitches 42M/34F

9/10/2005 4:34 pm

letigre---Your welcome. I am glad that not all memories where bad...with the ex wife going to college here and everything.

NM--- Yes...it is...although I have never been to OK....I have never imagined it to be that way.

Hool--- You wouldn't be visiting any of those cousin's anytime soon would ya???? LOL

expatbrit--- Good...when shall I be expecting you?

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


MiAmore62 50M

9/10/2005 6:06 pm

Hey.....whats wrong with keepin it in the family? fun is fun!


rm_ericingeneva 41M

9/10/2005 7:37 pm

I don't have that image in mind for Kentucky actually the image you described is reserved for West Virginia.

I was stationed in Geoooooorgia for 2 years and I learned that while most sterotypes do not apply to an entire state if you find yourself on the wrong road at about 1am drunk looking for your improperly obtained recreational vehicle (that just happens to be camo colored) you may bump into the occasional fabbled inbred hillbilly and his gun.

On of my buddies was stationed in Kentucky and he had a riot of a time. But for some reason he now wears a cowboy hat so take that to mean what you want.


Melisandesha 49F
1 post
9/10/2005 11:18 pm

Mandy,
I, too am originally from Kentucky - the eastern part. I'm so glad that someone else is speaking up for our state. People get stuck on stereotypes and won't give a place a chance. I may be moving to your area soon, maybe we can get together.


rm_FreeLove999 48F
16127 posts
9/11/2005 11:00 am

LOL! Mandy, hate to tell you but when I hear the word Kentucky it does not conjure up any of the images you mention. I just see a big barrel of fried chicken -- LOL! that's multinational corporations for you!



[blog freelove999]


okyme 54F

9/11/2005 1:41 pm

Well if there all like you there, then I may just go visit.......what are the men like lol


rm_TheHooligan2 45M
409 posts
9/11/2005 3:35 pm

I have not been there in years


goddessofbitches 42M/34F

9/11/2005 5:59 pm

MiAmore--- That's just gross....I would like to think your joking....

ERic--- Hmm...I do know of some people who confuse Kentucky with West Virgina and Virgina...lol....Well....glad to know you don't think I am a hick...

Melisandesha--- Your welcome. And sure, when you get here, let me know and we can hang out.

Freelove--- I'm glad that I am all of the world....lol

Okyme--- I think the men here are pretty nice. You find a lot of laid back men here...and you can even find that sexy cowboy type here too...

Hool--- Then it is time for a visit...

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


MiAmore62 50M

9/12/2005 8:08 pm

I NEVER joke! Someone on a VERY popualr blog here just said her parents are first cousins! Cool! Somethin wrong with that?


rm_ruffles2001 42F
7 posts
9/13/2005 6:41 am

Wow Mandy, I'm speechless! Thank you for the compliment!!!
Hugs and Kisses,
Ruffles


goddessofbitches 42M/34F

9/13/2005 10:51 am

MzHuny--- I don't even compare to your cuteness....lol

MiAmore--- I don't know if being first cousins is sick....but I know if your dad is your uncle and your mom is your aunt....that is just nasty. You don't hook up with your brother or sister....ewww....
Cousins...well...I guess that is a different story. I imagine that it wouldn't effect the kids...
All I can say is I would NEVER marry someone who is related to me

Ruffles--- AWe...your welcome and thanks for the hugs and kisses..

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


toothysmile 52M
16517 posts
9/13/2005 7:06 pm

A wonderful state Kentucky! Even if the grass isn't that blue...

(And wonderful lemonade, no?)

Propose new license plates: Kentucky- G.O.B. State!


goddessofbitches 42M/34F

9/14/2005 11:52 am

toothy--- You know...they did just change the license plate here....too bad they didn't get your idea....it might have happened...

LOL....HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


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