Blonde's Year-In Review  

goddessofbitches 42M/34F
5317 posts
1/22/2006 10:30 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Blonde's Year-In Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.... box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing..... couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm..... car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's..... they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

HUGS~~~MANDY


Always The Bitch


hungry4sex180 40M/37F
9 posts
1/22/2006 10:44 pm

LMAO-- that was good. I liked it I keep telling my blonde daughter she doesnt die her hair soon she will be doing shit like that.. Oh wait she already does.. Thanks for the laugh..

*Hugs* Frankie and Heidi


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
1/22/2006 10:48 pm

I'm amazed that you even knew a year had gone by!


timberwolf6972 45M

1/22/2006 11:02 pm

DAMN, NO WONDER I PREFER BRUNETTES! LMAO J/K


ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
1/22/2006 11:11 pm

sounds like an easy year i'm going shopping for a blonde wig!


boydcounty 68M

1/23/2006 5:11 am

Hilarious and so true LOL...

-boydcounty-


RedheadedMedStd 35F

1/23/2006 5:14 am

GOB,
That was hilarious! I am glad I had something to make me laugh first thing this am, usually I am quite miserable as I am leaving my warm bed. But this was a pleasant surprise, thank you for the early morning smile!


SilkenKiera 39F  

1/23/2006 7:31 am

That was really funny! Thanks!

Kiera


THEREALJOKER1 41M

1/23/2006 8:27 am

DAMN BABY......SURE DID MISS THE SMILES YOU PUT ON MY FACE WHEN I READ YOUR STUFF.....MISSD YA....


bardicman 51M

1/23/2006 8:45 am

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I loved it..

Just what I needed today.. I hearty chuckle.



I am not dead yet


goldinboy2 61M

1/23/2006 11:47 am

LOL on the Blonde jokes, Now did all that really happen to you??


interested13563 54M
2557 posts
1/23/2006 1:38 pm

I am still laughing! Mandy, you are a riot!!!


expatbrit49 64M

1/23/2006 2:30 pm

Rofl

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


toothysmile 52M
16517 posts
1/23/2006 3:47 pm

laughing all the way to kentucky... ...


popmuse01 36F

1/23/2006 4:16 pm

lol..thanks for the laugh! Much appriciated!

I'm leaving the site end of March. To those who want to keep in touch, see blog for details.


nightstalker172 38M
1258 posts
1/23/2006 7:09 pm

great stuff


guynamedjim 59M
749 posts
1/23/2006 8:21 pm

...Ha...Ha...Ha )))))))))))))))))))


rm_bdi1111 45M

1/23/2006 9:27 pm

Thanks...needed the smile.


online69n 53F

1/24/2006 7:46 pm

laughter is the best medicine
and
you are good at administring it
thanks


methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
1/24/2006 11:07 pm

lmbao,indeed what a year.....


TaZmAnIa2002 38F

1/25/2006 12:47 am

Hey Sweetie,

I think this a very cute but very true review for the yr..

HUGS

Taz


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