Best Lines and Comebacks...  

goddessofbitches 42M/34F
5317 posts
2/5/2006 9:03 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Best Lines and Comebacks...

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female inpersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unferrtilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


Always The Bitch

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
2/6/2006 7:46 am

How Rude! lol

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Stop.

Man: If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Woman: ?


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/6/2006 10:28 am

Smart ass...

SilkenKiera 39F  

2/6/2006 11:47 am

soooo cute!

interested13563 54M
2557 posts
2/6/2006 4:18 pm

Very funny, thanks!!!!

goddessofbitches 42M/34F

2/6/2006 6:23 pm

SpaceRanger.... Oh, of course I WOULDN'T hold it against is ment to be looked at not touched.... lol


Always The Bitch

sweethoneysouth 39F
280 posts
2/6/2006 11:44 pm

lol. i will have to prnt this just in case i ever get approached with any of these...

Luvwetcunt1000 50M
1258 posts
2/7/2006 12:07 am

Man : So. What do you do to keep yourself so beautiful?
Woman: I stay away from men like you.

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
2/7/2006 8:20 am

OK, one of my own but never used.
Man: If you are as smart as you are beautiful you must be a genius.
Woman: ?

Is it goofy?

goddessofbitches 42M/34F

2/7/2006 9:04 pm

That's a lovely pick-up line. I would say to YOU in particular...

THanks, why don't we walk over there to that table and we can play 20 questions....

But, if it was just some random guy I didn't like, I would say

If looks determine brains, you must have a low I.Q.


Always The Bitch

bigattitudeguy 54M
140 posts
2/9/2006 8:14 pm

Man: You're so hot, I bet 90% of the women in this place would kill their own mothers to look half as good as you do.

Woman: ?

bigattitudeguy 54M
140 posts
2/9/2006 8:15 pm

BTW I thought you blog was hilarious.

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