stop laughing!!  

gloriousjourney 40M
39 posts
7/19/2006 7:25 am

Last Read:
7/23/2006 8:33 pm

stop laughing!!


A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

rainqueen04 56F
1340 posts
7/19/2006 8:31 am

made me laugh OUT loud.....ty!

rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
7/20/2006 10:09 am

HI...I'm looking forward to reading more from you. Your erotica is really good and the rest ain't half bad either. Peace, Kritter

marathonman45202 54M
6640 posts
7/23/2006 7:09 pm

We need a smiley key that shows Smiley protecting his junk with two hands! Ouch!

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