gloriousjourney 40M
39 posts
7/11/2006 9:00 pm

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7/27/2006 12:16 pm


i think i will write about flowers tonite. flowers. yah. flowers. petals, stems, roots, pistils, stamens...excuse me, ive gotta go jerk off now...
ok im back. whew. now where were we? oh yeah, flowers. they are pretty . real pretty. i like to look at em. smell em. taste em. eat em. ok, resisting the urge to jerk off again...pouring cold water on myself...ok, im good. arent flowers the coolest? i mean, they just sit there and look pretty, smell pretty, etc. they arent trying to bother anyone, steal anyones cd's, get head from anyones girlfriend, pour sugar in anyones gas tank, none of that, no siree. they are cool with just being flowers. and if that means a bee coming up and rubbing its ass all over them, then so be it, it thinks, you are helping me to reproduce. thanks dude.
i mean, thats pretty much gotta be what a flower is thinkin all day. "the wind is blowing." 10 minutes later: "a dog is barking". that evening: oh good, my human is serving me some more water. now i can be extra beautiful and bask in my own beauty.
so kudos to flowers. you guys(and girls)rok.

i think i will write some more. how about jesus? dont hear much about jc on this site, even though AdultFriendFinder has the affiliate big church. i wonder if everyone has the jc complex like me. i think i heard that a lot growing up. "now, remember, be like jesus!" "what would jesus do?" "joel, what are you doing in the bathroom? you've been in there at least 8 minutes! jesus doesnt mastubate! or defecate!" yeah, good ol jc of naz-town.
life had to be tough for the son of man, though, you know? i mean, christ, he prolly couldnt even walk down the sidewalk without drawing a crowd. "oh look, he is walking on stone! maybe water is next!" do you think jesus was fucking with the people though? i think probably. he would be like "ive got this gallon of water here...", then he would change it into wine, only it wasnt wine, it was like goats blood or weak kool-aid, but it looked just like wine because jesus could do that, cause he was jesus; so then everyone would drink it thinking it was gonna get them smashed, and then they would very comically spit it out, saying "this is not wine, this is goats blood/weak kool-aid!" and jesus would laugh heartily, saying, "you suck!" and "thats for the future!" yeah, its all fun and games until someone gets nailed to a cross.

lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
7/12/2006 11:22 am

ok, it made me laugh.....I can't wait to read the next one. Thanks

digdug41 50M

7/12/2006 5:06 pm


roaming the cyber streets of blogland

BenefitsFriend69 58M/61F

7/12/2006 7:41 pm

I like your writing, cracks me the fuck up, thanks.

On JC - you know, it is a lot harder to be Christ-like than to be a "Christian." I mean, think about it. The beat the fuck outa him, humiliate him, prolly butt-fucked him too, who knows. They nail him on a cross, spit on him. What does he say? "I love you. Forgive them for they know not what to do." Now how many Christians do you know who can do that? I love the man's message, I try to be like him. It's his followers that are fucked up...

gloriousjourney 40M
62 posts
7/13/2006 7:47 am

lost-no problem. glad i could help

dig- glad you liked! if the most active male blog likes mine, i must be doing something right...

benefits-totally. in a way jesus is the biggest scapegoat ever. untold numbers use him as an excuse for their fucked up agendas...including me lol my agenda is to rub their faces in their own ignorance...its obvious to me that there is nothing that we as humans could do to offend jesus or god, dont know why others cant see that...

marathonman45202 54M
6640 posts
7/23/2006 9:57 am

Great post, man! Awesome perspective on flowers, JC and f'ed up christians!

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