Reindeer; Male or Female  

gardinaire 55M
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12/8/2005 1:04 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Reindeer; Male or Female

A friend sent this to me:

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, Usually in late November to mid-December and Female Reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost."""

Little do you ladies know, all the male reindeer were back home watching football & drinking beer. So, who's the smarter sex???

MamChelle 49F
1443 posts
12/11/2005 3:35 pm

Smarter sex? That would be the females of enough to know that somone had to do something good in the world to nurture our children and others in need. As for the males watching football and drinking beer...they were pretty smart too cause ya know a woman who is out working would definately want the man at home to be happy and waiting to greet her with a smile and ......*giggle* Are you smiling yet?

gardinaire 55M

12/14/2005 1:41 pm

Yup! I'd be waiting with a smile and something to warm her up after such a long night out in the cold.

imBambi 59M/51F

1/4/2006 9:08 am

Of course the male reindeer are smarter they are at home in a nice a warm enviroment and drinking beer and watching football. But this is one time I would have to grow balls and relax with the guys.Ha!Ha! imBambi

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