YOU FUCKING IDIOT  

funintheday2006 57M
8366 posts
6/20/2006 1:47 pm

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YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Well, would you believe it?

As a matter of courtesy I tend to visit every profile who views my blog more than once or twice to see what kind of people actually look at blogs.
There has been a man on here a few times and he has never left any comments so I thought Id check him out and thank him for visiting so often.
Boy, did I get a shock!!!
He had copied MY FUCKING PROFILE!!!!
And he is uglier, fatter and OLDER than me!!!
What the Fuck??
Here is my email to him:

Dear Lincolnshire Dork

I am flattered that you decided to copy my profile and make it your own. I noticed you’d omitted the ‘no sex’ part and assume that this must have been an oversight.
The reason for the assumption is that as you have read my blog you will know that my sex life is somewhat stagnated and, frankly, virtually non existent, so you MUST know that anyone with a profile similar to mine will suffer the same fate.

Now I have no objection to your copying the words, they were not invented by me, I have no copyright on them, I just arranged them to suit my taste.

However, my concern is that, in the unlikely event that some hapless female stumbles across your profile, she may think it is me. Now, in itself, that is not a real problem, however, if she is expecting me to be the stunning and handsome Adonis that I am, and she sees your pictures there will be great mourning throughout the land of blog.

My reputation as a tall, handsome sex god will be totally destroyed by the vision of your string vest and beer belly, sat in that old overstuffed chair with your glasses at the end of your nose.

The Princess Diana/Prince Charles Wedding plate on the wall behind you does nothing for my street credibility and the cigarette in your hand seriously needs an ash tray.

Might I suggest you exercise your brain cell, write a profile that is actually who YOU are and you will attract the type of person you are seeking.

Believe me using my profile will get you nowhere but an appointment with Mrs Thumb and her four sisters.

Yours friend

Funintheday2006

HAVE FUN


freetime648 53F

6/20/2006 2:03 pm

It wasn't Mav was it?????


xx FREETIME648 xx


funintheday2006 replies on 6/20/2006 2:15 pm:
Now free baby, we promised not to tell everyone, you know how sensitive mav is about his enfoeced celibacy! I he still using that picture of his son in his profile?

phoenix639 50F

6/20/2006 2:32 pm

Hmmm i once got told immitation is the best form of flattery. However i choose to disagree when someone walks over your beautifully tended garden with shitty feet.


funintheday2006 replies on 6/21/2006 3:38 am:
Im just concerned they are walking over my shitty garden with beautiful feet! Why would they do it?

VCF1962 106F

6/20/2006 2:38 pm

Well they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Mind you, I would always be worried that if someone ever stole my identity, they'd be having a better time than me !

Name and shame - Mr Thoughtless should be shown up for the idiot he is so that us women know he's not really who he says he is.

Sorry you've been cloned.

Mistress Innuendo
Taking what you say and turning it into something naughty !!


funintheday2006 replies on 6/21/2006 3:39 am:
Oh, I really dont care about being cloned hon, just wonder why! See todays post...3 more!!!

florallei 100F

6/20/2006 2:46 pm

Hello Fun,

You kill me...too adorable!

Hugs,
Florallei


funintheday2006 replies on 6/21/2006 3:40 am:
Kill you flo?? A bit of gentle flaggelation yes but kill? Never

rm_Lottie_Dah 70F
53 posts
6/20/2006 2:53 pm

Maybe we should "take up a collection" and write a profile for him.

Heehee....


funintheday2006 replies on 6/21/2006 3:42 am:
Nah, he'd only spend it in a whore house!!!

MaggiesWishes 61F

6/20/2006 3:04 pm

OMG! Let me at 'em! I'm ready to punch someone with some words today. I'll be happy to start with him.
HOW dare he? Twerp that he is. Send me the email babe.
I'll fix him with some good ol sweet sounthern sour but nice words that will make his head spin! * hairflip *


oh, we so have to fix the "no sex" problem too. It's bad enough that one of us is not getting any, but both of us is a major concern

{=} Yours, as written.
warm huggies 2ya

btw, is it your turn tocook tonight? I took out the trash. Whew!


funintheday2006 replies on 6/21/2006 3:44 am:
Its tooooo sad to contemplate hurting him hon. More importantly I took out the trash when I left this morning and it has to be your turn to cook, that KFC you got last night was hardly cooking was it?
And another thing.. if you didnt take your teeth out at night andd put them in the glas next to the bed w both might b e getting some. How do you expect me to get aroused with them grinning at me?

wants2cyber 44F

6/20/2006 3:55 pm

    Quoting PreciousOrchid:
    OMG Fun clones!!!! Only the experiment seems to have gone horribly wrong. Still is one less profile stating 'I'm not changing my life I'm just...blah blah blah'
Amen, Precious!

As for you, Fun, I'm available to referee the "meeting" in the parking lot should it come to that (Maggie sounds like she'd be happy to tag-team). Unbelievable, actually, especially since A F F has been so helpful in giving ideas such as I'm not changing my life...


funintheday2006 replies on 6/21/2006 3:49 am:
Ok babe and welcome to crazy house. With those bazookas you can be the corner post into which Im bound to fall head first

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
6/20/2006 8:19 pm

lol, you are serious. my goodness. what a clever chap


funintheday2006 replies on 6/21/2006 3:50 am:
Can you believe someone copying me snatchy baby? Just checked the mirror, checked his photo.. well, perhaps!!

PeterPiper2020 49M  
128 posts
6/21/2006 5:45 am

Thank-you, 'fun', for confirming that the saddo mentioned in your blog isn't me. I was worried for a while even though I'm younger, don't own a string vest or a 'Charles & Diana' plate & I don't smoke either!!!

Thank-you again for putting my mind at rest. If it's okay with you, I'll be visiting your blog again to keep up-to-date & look forward to more amusing tales of life in the fast lane!

I might even start my own!

P.

Worryingly normal, Frighteningly sane and Intriguingly different!


funintheday2006 replies on 6/21/2006 6:10 am:
Hi outy, no probs mate your just a small reflection of me, the main guy is a fucking mirror image!
Ypou visit anytime, this is a nuthouse open to all crazies. You sure your younger than me? That toupe, where did you get it, it looks almost real, I want one!
And... start your own blog, go for it, your life cannot be any less interesting than mine.. can it?

MaggiesWishes 61F

6/21/2006 5:43 pm

funintheday2006 replies on 6/21/2006 6:44 am:
Its tooooo sad to contemplate hurting him hon. More importantly I took out the trash when I left this morning and it has to be your turn to cook, that KFC you got last night was hardly cooking was it?
And another thing.. if you didnt take your teeth out at night andd put them in the glas next to the bed w both might b e getting some. How do you expect me to get aroused with them grinning at me?


*piff* You are right, you're always right. *piff* You use to like it when I had my teeeeeth out *puckers up lips* you said that gave you more room to ... errr.... what? No. OK. But If I put them in the bathroom with your glass eye, don't blame me if the cat gets ideas. Fess up honey, you like it...


funintheday2006 replies on 6/22/2006 8:02 am:
If your putting them in the bathroom just make sure you dont get my toupe wet or I'll hide your leg in the garage like last week and youll be hopping mad again. Now get dinner on, Ill be home in a little while

ella1966 52F
1528 posts
6/22/2006 5:21 am

Hey can you ask him for the Charles and Di plate please, coz like there are as rare as hen's teeth here in Oz and I never got one and I would have to scour op shops and places like that to get one and ain't got the energy these days.


funintheday2006 replies on 6/22/2006 8:03 am:
You want a plate with pictures of 2 adulterers on it? dont you know any?

MaggiesWishes 61F

6/22/2006 5:58 pm

funintheday2006 replies on 6/22/2006 11:02 am:
If your putting them in the bathroom just make sure you dont get my toupe wet or I'll hide your leg in the garage like last week and youll be hopping mad again. Now get dinner on, Ill be home in a little while


If you do that, I'm hiding the penis extension you got last week too... *hair toss* ... don't ya get frisky with me, I'll cut ya off like corn on a cob! Now, don't go gettin ya'self in a tit, cause you know how hot that makes me ... and I'm not ready to give it up, just yet. Dinner? I got ya dinner
Will you be eating at the Y or is this take out night? *giggles*
{=}


funintheday2006 replies on 6/23/2006 7:50 am:
Ok, thats ok, just sit in the oven and make sure my meals warm when I get there. Dont talk about the penis extension, its you that needs it, this lil ole thing I have satisfies me.

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
6/22/2006 10:34 pm

Ok, thats ok, just sit in the oven and make sure my meals warm when I get there. Dont talk about the penis extension, its you that needs it, this lil ole thing I have satisfies me.


rm_b1kuriusb1 37F

2/5/2007 9:01 am

daft bastard!!!... using your profile won't get him anywhere..or..er..rather...anything!!!...lol...

...but it gave me alot of laughs... love the dialogue between you and MaggiesWishes!!!...ROTFLMAO...


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