Woman Talk  

funintheday2006 57M
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6/3/2006 8:43 pm

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8/7/2006 5:33 am

Woman Talk

The key to any relationship is understanding each other and us cock driven men sometimes(?) have problems with understanding women.
Below is a short guide for those men who constantly fail to comprehend. It is by no means comprehensive but will throw a light into the darkness on many occasions.

A Womans vocabulary and meanings....

This is the word they use at the end of any argument in which they feel they are right, but need to shut you up. NEVER use 'Fine' or ‘OK’ to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you mow the lawn, so I feel that it's an even trade.

This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing"
usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine" or ‘OK’.

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

This is not actually a word, but is still a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft
Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay

This word followed by any statement is trouble.
Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night". If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead-in to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows and a "Go ahead," followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before visiting on you major retribution and tribulations for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.

This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will
say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really pissed off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".

Hope that helps guys...

florallei 100F

6/10/2006 7:00 pm

...it looks as though you are ready for a serious relationship...just re-read what you wrote and apply LOL...lucky woman to have you!!!!!!!!

funintheday2006 replies on 6/11/2006 12:32 am:
Am I? Now that is scary!
Woman lucky to have me? Must tell my ex. she said I was as available as a moon trip.
C'mon, its happened, be grateful I called as she left....

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