WEEKEND BLOTTO  

funintheday2006 57M
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7/9/2006 11:32 pm

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WEEKEND BLOTTO

Been busy all weekend with just sporadic visits to the blog, hopefully things have settled down now.

Will visit all yours today, hate not knowing what’s going on!!
Started Saturday morning when I got to work, still dark but, I could see something was not quite right.
Being a bit sharp I wandered round the yard and car park trying to figure it out.

Nope, no joy there, get a coffee and think.

Got coffee and went back outside and then it hit me…. There was a fucking huge gap where last night there was 14 steel floor girders weighing 1.1 ton each, 6 metres long.
Now, call me stupid, but, I knew they didn’t just get up and leave themselves.
To move this stuff would take at least an 18 ton flatbed vehicle and probably a tractor/trailer unit. To move them you would need a forklift or grab, you know the kinda thing.

Well called the police and they eventually arrived, gazing longingly at the vending machine. It’s great when they get their priorities right isn’t it?

After much explanation, the first question they asked was “ Are you sure it was there.?”
Thick bastards! “I know it wasn’t in my office, and there is a gap.” I smiled through my teeth.

So, the upshot is someone has, in the middle of the night partook of 14tons of steel girders meant for my new floor and not one fucking person in the neighbourhood heard a thing. There are houses opposite, 50 metres away and they slept through it or ignored it. That is scary, it could have been someone being attacked, murdered or whatever and no one gets involved. Reflection on modern society perhaps?

Anyhooooooo, that is dealt with and I had a call from a friend asking what time the BBQ is on Sunday. BBQ?? Yes, at your house, all the lads are coming.
Oh, great, I have no fucking idea, no one told me.
So, the event happened and that is why I have been offline for a day or so, preparing food, eating food and doing the GTC competition.
This is a game a couple of us developed whereby everyone brings 2 bottles of wine ensuring that it is not known to the others and a tasting occurs. Rule 1 is that no bottle can cost more than £5 and Rule 2 is that if you do not correctly guess the country of origin you have to drink a full glass of it, down in one.
No other rules!!!
My mistake is that if I actually like a wine, I guess wrong anyway so I get a glass of it. There was a few nice wines there yesterday and I have organised the house cleaner for today!!!
As I type this the keyboard is moving across my desk, I think, and I got a taxi in to work as I’m pretty sure the blood /alcohol level is not conducive to steering a metal weapon along our streets.
3 Snoring monsters were left in the house and they will get a right ear-bashing when my lady that does arrives, she’s a monster!!


maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
7/10/2006 1:36 am

That sounds like a busy weekend!! Sounds like you had a good time, too.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 1:41 am:
Busy and head poundingly forgettable mate

HBowt2 60F

7/10/2006 1:49 am

i like that game.....hope you can read this now.....


funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 1:51 am:
I dont like it today! But, next week, who knows??

JuicyBBW1001 55F

7/10/2006 3:03 am

Hmmm poor thing had a rough weekend. Wanna trade lives and houses for a week?

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 3:12 am:
Good weekend!! Apart from the thieves of course You would not wish to swap, trust me

BaronessK 53F

7/10/2006 4:09 am

Question begging to be asked: What did they want the bloody girders for anyway? Having a problem keeping the doggy in it's pen? {Sorry; since I thought it...ya know I had to post it! }


funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 4:42 am:
Well sold as scrap they would be a good nights work, oh hello to all of you, It does burst out on the odd occasion. I'm considering the segregation wing

phoenix639 50F

7/10/2006 5:11 am

Does your lady what does have a contact for me for a man what does please?

Are clothes optional?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 5:42 am:
I can always send her husband, he seems to be somewhat servile although, I have to warn you, he calls me 'young 'un'

catkit13 67F

7/10/2006 6:47 am

you had a bbq and we weren't invited? not sure i like you anymore, fun . . .
ps - hope your hangover is over


funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 7:22 am:
I wasnt invited till the last minute and it was at my house Hangover is sloooowly abating... I think...

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