TWAT OUT OF HELL  

funintheday2006 57M
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8/3/2006 11:53 pm

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8/7/2006 7:27 pm

TWAT OUT OF HELL


I AM DEPLY SADDENED AND HURT.
A BLOGGER HAS STARTED A NEW BLOGVILLE RADIO CHANNEL AND THE PRESENTER HAS BEEN SLAGGING OFF THE FUN GOD, DECLARING OPEN SEASON ON MY SENSITIVE SELF.

IN THREE POSTS I HAVE BEEN RIDICULED
My Insanity Plea funintheday2006 ruined my sex life The Baroness' BallRoom Encore Encore Presentation The Baroness' BallRoom
I reponded in one of the posts with a song request that was never played and so I have written another which uses the meatloaf tune to describe this blogger who attacks me so unfairly.

TWAT OUT OF HELL.... FUN GOD

The lurkers are screaming and bloggers are howling
Way down in blogville tonight
Theres a bitch in the shadows with a cock in her mouth
And her teeth shining oh so bright
Theres evil in the air and theres thunder in the sky
And a bitch on the blogville streets
And down in her fanny where the victims are rising
Oh I swear I saw a young boy
Down in her pubics
He was starting to retch with the heat
Oh bazzy youre the only thing in this whole world
Thats smells of fish and chips
And wherever you are and wherever you go
Theres always gotta be a man
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before you suck me in your hole
So you gotta make the most of the drugs you gave me
When its over you know
Well both be so not high

Like a twat out of hell
Youll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a twat out of hell youll be gone gone gone
Like a twat out of hell youll be gone when the morning comes
When the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlights shining through
Then like a bitchface before the gates of blogville
Youll come crawling on back to me

Youre gonna hit the highway like a wittering bitch
On your witches broom and stick
When the tits are hot and the fanny is wetting
And were all about to see the bitch
Nothing ever grows in your rotten old hole
And everything is stunted and lost
And you haven’t any cocks
And you haven’t any balls
And haven’t even had a shag
And I know that youre damned if you never get out
And maybe youre damned if you do
But with any other beat you got left in your heart
I know youd rather be damned without Fun
If you gotta be damned you know you wanna be damned
Bitching through the bogville posts
If you gotta be damned you know you wanna be damned
Gotta be damned you know you wanna be damned
If gotta be damned you know you wanna be damned
Bitching through the blogs
Bitching through the blogs
Bitching through the blogs all night

Oh bazzy youre the only thing in this whole world
Thats smells of fish and chips
And wherever you are and wherever you go
Theres always gotta be a man
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before you suck me in your hole
So you gotta make the most of the drugs you gave me
When its over you know
Well both be so not high

Like a twat out of hell
Youll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a twat out of hell youll be gone gone gone
Like a twat out of hell youll be gone when the morning comes
When the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlights shining through
Then like a bitchface before the gates of blogville
Youll come crawling on back to me

You can see yourself
Screwing all the men
Faster than any other bitch has ever done
And your skin is rough and your clit is sore
But no ones gonna stop you now
We gotta make our escape
But we’re all so wary of you
And we never see the sudden curve until its way too late
We never see the sudden curve until its way too late

Then we’re crying on the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Your so twisted you comment on our poor poor blog
And I think somebody somewhere must be weeping like hell
And the last thing they see is their blog
In tatters
Bazzy has been around
And bitched it
Like a twat out of hell

Then we’re crying on the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Your so twisted you comment on our poor poor blog
And I think somebody somewhere must be weeping like hell
And the last thing they see is their blog
In tatters
In tatters
Baroness K has been here and bitched me
Like a twat out of hell
Like a twat out of hell
Like a twat out of hell
Like a twat out of hell
Like a twat out of hell
Like a twat out of hell

DO YOU THINK I HAVE A FUTURE AS A SONGWRITER?


Thought: Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them.

phoenix639 50F

8/4/2006 12:00 am

Do you dance when you sing this too?


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 12:50 am:
I have a suspicion the Baronessk will have me dancing to here tune very shortly

TheCliticals 36F/F

8/4/2006 12:51 am

A chart jumper


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 12:54 am:
Thank you darling, I thought so

Cozy_Red 51F

8/4/2006 3:39 am

Personally I love your blogs






funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 4:32 am:
Awww, thank you babe

JuicyBBW1001 55F

8/4/2006 3:46 am

Hmmm interesting oh and I answered your challenge and I saw you visit my blog and leave without a word tsk tsk.

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 4:02 am:
I have to have time to think you know

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
8/4/2006 3:56 am

Can I be your back up singer ? ?* ?*

Purry {=}

Purry


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 4:03 am:
I hope those are not Baz's whips, shes gonna whup my arse for this, guaranteed

BaronessK 53F

8/4/2006 4:10 am

You have a future as the 'recently deceased' dayun! Tell me...one of us at least...how the more you berate me...the hotter I get? {I really do think it's just menopause kicking in, though! } As for what I'm going to do...first, I'm going to respond to the NICE people that come to my blog...then I'll get back to YOU!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 4:33 am:
yea, yea, yea, like, remind me which one of you I'm supposed to be scared of??
I have a full collection of lyrics here
never enter a battle of intellect without ammo, bitch

rm_4it921 62M
1371 posts
8/4/2006 4:26 am

Applause! Applause! Applause. Encore !


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 4:32 am:
Thanks mate, I encored at the clits

IAmRubytuesday 56F
3193 posts
8/4/2006 5:03 am

Ooh if her menopause really Is kicking in, she could kill you and likely get away with it you know!

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 8:08 am:
Shes a pussycat pretending to be a lion, silly witch she is

JuicyBBW1001 55F

8/4/2006 9:32 am

You actually think Omg I think I will tell the world. lol

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 9:41 am:
Dont get excited, everyone knows I dont think

catseyes23 62F

8/4/2006 9:34 am

I refuse to comment!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 9:41 am:
You just did

PeterPiper2020 49M  
127 posts
8/4/2006 1:10 pm

Heard from Jim Steinman's lawyer yet?

Beware the knock on the door, late at night.
It could be the Provisional Wing of the Meat Loaf fan club come to do you some serious damage with a bat!

Worryingly normal, Frighteningly sane and Intriguingly different!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 6:42 pm:
I AM that club

rm_Animal_73 44M
64 posts
8/4/2006 5:08 pm

Oh hail the FunGod for i is njot worthy of all wisdom and knowledge !!

Seriously though, if she is goin thro the ole Hormone stage, a few things you might wanna remember....

B.I.T.C.H =

Being
In
Total
Control
Honey!

or the others of...

Things PMS Stands For:

Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People Make me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweat pants
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff

and my favourite one .

Potential Murder Suspect

Just want to know how long it took you to write those lyrics though, they ROCK. LOL


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 6:43 pm:
She ios all that Ani. It took me about 10 minutes to write them.

BaronessK 53F

8/5/2006 12:43 am

Regarding the following:
Pass My Shotgun {Benelli left handed black on black rifle with hollow point...isn't she a beauty? }, Psychotic Mood Shift {that's no change from previous, ask fun! }, Perpetual Munching Spree {does that count bj's? if not, then not...low carb diet dear}, Puffy Mid-Section {not since previous said diet, and working on the 'baby gut', thank you}, People Make me Sick {most people all the time, since I was about 4...how'd you know }, Provide Me with Sweets {see Muching, etc.}, Pardon My Sobbing {haven't cried since I was about 7 or so...so nope, hot chocolate and a good book some candles and aroma in a bubble bath every once in a blue moon and I'm good to go after some poor bloke again! }, Pimples May Surface {who is Pimples, and is he a dangerous clown }, Pass My Sweat pants {nah, they're only for gardening and all}, Plainly; Men Suck {if you find a 'good' one, yes they will/do! }, Pack My Stuff {nah, anal retentive, I'll pack it myself if need be }, and Potential Murder Suspect...possibly...let me set the tivo for BBC America and I'll let ya know!

And, no surprise...it took you longer to screw my main man Meatloaf's lyrics up than it does for you to eat the pizza, argue about taking your socks off, and do what you do call shagging....


funintheday2006 replies on 8/6/2006 9:40 pm:
I rather think Animal may slip away quietly whilst he still has all his limbs
Ya dont shit me up though you daft bints, I'll be coming to sort you out

BaronessK 53F

8/7/2006 3:45 pm

Awwww....tell him don't go, mate...we were just having a go...and we'll play nice...some of me, anyway...honestly!

I always did play too 'rough' for the other kids!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/7/2006 7:28 pm:
You dont know how to pay nice ?*?* Go to my room

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