funintheday2006 57M
8366 posts
7/7/2006 3:22 am

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11/13/2006 11:02 pm



I have agonised over whether to conduct this in the public arena and decided to as she has started attacking me on the blogs, bringing tears to my sensitive self. The bitch. Thats her on the left.

A few weeks ago I agreed, after dozens of emails and her sending me begging letters to meet a fellow blogger.

Well since then she hasn’t left me alone and I am absolutely shattered, we’ve been shagging like rabbits every weekend.
Now it’s a 920 mile round trip so much of my time has been spent driving but, she shows no compassion and pounces on me within seconds of my arrival.
Fornication is food for her and I’m not sure what to do about it, I only have one willy and its in severe danger of being worn out.
She is also a Kleptomaniac and every time I get home I find something missing in my case and lat week it was my shoes, which I have hand made.
Now that in itself is no big deal, but I have also lost underwear, all the sex toys I carry with me for pleasuring my ladies and a rather fetching cravat I wear for special occasions.
Anyway, the relationship continues and I have written a little verse for my latest FB.

Out of all of the shags I remember
Of all the sex I recall
Of all the girls that lie in my memory
You are the ugliest of all
I wasn’t your first victim
I wont be your last
And you are the kinkiest of all
Keep your hellos in your pocket
Go anywhere else at all
Coz you motherfucker
You are the kinkiest of all.
A being so ugly, so small
And you are the kinkiest of all.
You’ve got no tits and you’ve hurt my balls
Coz you are the kinkiest of all

I need your help here, PLEASE LEAVE AT LEAST 1 IDEA

And stay alive?

Mood : shiting myself

catseyes23 62F

7/7/2006 4:29 am

Shoot, Fun.
I'd love to say something positive but things like this do happen - best thing is to just leave her be. Ignorance is bliss.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 4:38 am:
Oh you are so right babe, she is ignorant too. Did you notice she wears sunglasses to hide her red eyes?

CB_2 52F

7/7/2006 4:35 am

Shit, babe. No wonder you weren't receptive to the idea of lunch!

I'm guessing she's the 8 toothed wonder, then? I must admit, the thought had occured to me more than once over the last few days, and it was clear there was a personal undercurrent going on.

Sweetbabydee, girl (I know you'll be reading this), fun doesn't want the same stuff as you. There are plenty of guys on here who do - maybe some of them will read fun's confession and think "wow, she sounds like my kind of chick" and contact you. Move on girly. Fun wants his friends, not to be fucked to within an inch of his life. He doesn't get enough sleep as it is.

If I say "please" very nicely on his behalf, will you stop torturing him?

And, fun, if this works, you've got to agree to lunch, cos you'll owe me I promise not to want to shag you. I'm only volunteering to be a friend.

Blogito ergo sum.

funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 5:15 am:
You tell her con, you spotted the undercurrent then? Pulled me down and dragged me along, NOW you understand why I will NOT DO MEETS any more, not even for a cup of tea. Its gonna take some time to get over this

CB_2 52F

7/7/2006 4:37 am

Oh, and another thought, fun: stop driving a 920 mile round trip. No wonder she assumes you're keen!!! Just don't go.

Blogito ergo sum.

funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 5:15 am:
I was just passing.

JuicyBBW1001 56F

7/7/2006 4:40 am

hmmm something just doesn't add up here. I smell a joke.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 4:44 am:
Joke??? Believe me, her demands are not funny at all. She gets excited by the insults, she asks me to do them.

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
7/7/2006 4:40 am

I think you like it! Sick, fuck!!

Have you heard the term, succubus? LMAO!!! She is the demonic seductress!!!!!

funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 4:46 am:
Cors' I like it, its the only game in town. I have heard of succacock, is that the same? And your last comment, she is a fucking demon with no time for seduction, she is head on mate, head on

JuicyBBW1001 56F

7/7/2006 5:05 am

Awww poor baby perhaps if you stopped eggin her on she would get the message.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 5:11 am:
I dont egg her on Jus, she is just inyaface all the time, relentless and I need the sex, I crave a womans body and shes as close as I've seen in the dark.

JuicyBBW1001 56F

7/7/2006 5:31 am

Well maybe since you crave a woman's body but not the headaches that come with one. Get yourself a blow up doll. Then when your done with her you deflat her, put her back in her carry case until the next time. I hear they are quite life like these days. you might wanna ask mav about them I hear he is contemplating purchasing one.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 5:33 am:
Oh, Mavs already got a couple hon. I dont do inflatables, although they are becoming increasingly attractive!!

catkit13 67F

7/7/2006 6:55 am

stop traveling! let her come to you, if she chooses - and do you know how to say "no"? there must be some enjoyment for you, fun, you keep going back - try and introduce her to some friends of yours, maybe she'll switch targets?

funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 7:13 am:
What?? So she knows where I LIVE. No chance! Every man is a target, I could not subject my friends to her advances now could I ?

florallei 100F

7/7/2006 9:37 am

There is only one clear solution Fun...for me the word marriage makes me run...I am the ultimate "runaway bride"...perhaps she will do the same if she is kinky...

funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 9:46 am:
Shes just 32 years old Flo and has been married 4 times. I think she likes the cake so that wont scare her. Its a predicament isn't it.

rm_pleasuresex3 53M
520 posts
7/7/2006 11:47 am

As the saying goes, "I think you're up shit creek without a paddle".

Have you checked the Internet for job opportunities in Australia lately?

funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 10:36 pm:
Hi PLes, shed follow, believe me. Probably swism there with the other fucking sharks feeding on unsuspecing humans as she goes.

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
7/7/2006 12:06 pm

You are way over your head!! She is a professional black widow!!!

Have you thought about putting out a 'hit' on her? Right, after you get all your stuff back, and a farewell shag!!!

funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 10:37 pm:
Oh Mav, where are you in my hour of need??? Every time I shag her It feels like farewell to the world.;

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
7/7/2006 4:02 pm

you two really suit each other

I'm a

i'm here to stay

funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 10:38 pm:
Thank you paps, we were thinking of asking you to be maid of honour at the M ceremony, that ok?

cobra70118 106M

7/7/2006 4:50 pm

put her on a plane to the States... we know how to take care of her kind!

lmao... rofl...

funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 10:39 pm:
I would if I could find a plane big enough for her ego mate, trust me

MaggiesWishes 61F

7/7/2006 8:59 pm

Damn ... All this drama going on since I've been recooping and you told me you were at work on the night shift? No wonder I've not seen a paycheck, you are spending it right and left! Hum... just wait, you will want your things here and I'm just going to burn them ... yea, strike the match and "poof" ... OH, the cat threw up your glass eye ... the dog chewed your wooden leg while you were out, so you only have the one left ... maybe I'll use it for kindeling?
AND I was such a good blogoo ... *shuts door and cries loudly*
OH, the support payments will hit the roof!

funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 10:41 pm:
Oh Mage, it was just lust, she means nothing to me, Ill be home tonight

smoothnjuicy4u 51F

7/7/2006 9:02 pm

this is why I will never date from off the internet very good luck to ya.

funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 10:42 pm:
Now I will agree with you, i was just naive before and look where trusting people has got me. Be warned everyone, be warned

cobra70118 106M

7/7/2006 9:45 pm

ok sweetbaby... I thought you guys were just funning here.

talk to us... what's up hon?

funintheday2006 replies on 7/7/2006 10:43 pm:
You did use ALL your bullets on the TV didn't you cob??

cobra70118 106M

7/7/2006 11:06 pm

Ok, you guys are not funning.


I'll comment straight up then. Since I felt a bit snickered. I take back all my other comments cause I thought you guys were playing.


First by deleting this post. If you really wanted to end it you would just end it. Writing this post is actually another way to keep it engaged. It's your responsibility to figure out why your keeping it engaged.

Don't involve other people cause it'll put everyone in an uncomfortable and no win, no win and unpleasant and unfair situation.

Give it a break guys. Don't mess with each others shit, chill out for a week or so.

If ya were standing right in front of me I would exactly this to ya;

The He said, she said is a game. At 46 and 32 you guys ought to know better.

straight up question, straight up answer

if you really really really need to talk to someone cause your gonna hurt yourself or each other ring me up but other than that

I won't comment again

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/7/2006 11:32 pm

Ok cobra, I see whweere your coming from and respect that position. The relationship appears to be somewhat fluid though and she is now intimating at a 'trial' live together scenario. Live is strange isn't it

cobra70118 106M

7/8/2006 12:50 am


That's why ya can't involve peoples in private disputes. There's a huge difference between supporting and involving.

from a guy to a guy; when ya find a good woman, shut up and give 'em everything they want.

Yes I used all the bullets. It was an art project. I am professionally trained. No worries.

good night

funintheday2006 replies on 7/8/2006 12:55 am:
Thanks cob, you sleep well mate.

rm_turtleBurp 45F
1273 posts
7/8/2006 12:56 am

I've got a holiday home on the moon if you wanna borrow it for a while.

funintheday2006 replies on 7/8/2006 12:59 am:
Hi cheeks welcome, long term rental sound good to you

Nina_Dee 62F

7/8/2006 1:29 am

Jeez- what a bitch, huh!

funintheday2006 replies on 7/8/2006 1:42 am:
Isn't she just hon, nice to see you again though

ella1966 51F
1528 posts
7/8/2006 6:34 am

    Quoting JuicyBBW1001:
    hmmm something just doesn't add up here. I smell a joke.
ditto.... man I am confused... can someone give this dumb arse aussie an intravenous infusion of intelligence? You are really enjoying rooting her, is that right?


ella X

funintheday2006 replies on 7/8/2006 6:37 am:
Now ell, Ive never known an aussie who is dumn assed or in need of such infusion! Are you unique? Rooting her hon, is like haggis bashing in hell.

ella1966 51F
1528 posts
7/8/2006 6:40 am

    Quoting ella1966:
    ditto.... man I am confused... can someone give this dumb arse aussie an intravenous infusion of intelligence? You are really enjoying rooting her, is that right?


    ella X
ROFLMAO, you made my day!

Yeah, well I need something to stop me falling for these arrogant prick dickhead arrogant arseholes... WTF did I look outside my marriage and my teddy bear hubby?

ella X

funintheday2006 replies on 7/8/2006 7:54 am:
No I am glad I didnt call my Scottish cousins that. being half Scot myself stopped me!! Teedy bear wives are so inanimate aren't they?

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
7/8/2006 9:15 am

...too funny...

funintheday2006 replies on 7/8/2006 9:38 am:
Hi Lust,welcome, you can laugh

HBowt2 60F

7/8/2006 9:25 am

........well your profile says no sex without emotion......see you should always be careful what you ask for.....

funintheday2006 replies on 7/8/2006 9:40 am:
Hm, it DOES say that doesn't it Oh dear, you might be right OK from now on, I just want shagging, who is up for it??

digdug41 50M

7/8/2006 3:16 pm

Oh My what a situation

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

funintheday2006 replies on 7/8/2006 9:44 pm:
Hi dig, it is a concern for me, I admit

BaronessK 53F

7/9/2006 3:54 am

You do laundry?! Oh, baby, come here!

funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 9:28 pm:
Only knickers Im afraid

ella1966 51F
1528 posts
7/9/2006 4:14 am

Bloody Hell, can you please let her loose on cops1962 for me please?
I could use a little help...ella X

funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 9:28 pm:
No probs hon, Ill give her a shout

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
7/9/2006 11:06 pm

Why Bite the baittttttttttttt Do you really give a F**K ??? people see through the bollocks hun Thats something you need to keep telling yourself Awww Bless ya xx hun mwahhhhhh



funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 11:08 pm:
Forget the butty, who can eat at a time like this

BaronessK 53F

7/10/2006 4:40 am

Ya only wash knickers?! Ya telling me ya bloody worthless to me, mate? {I don't wear knickers! }

funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 5:30 am:
Yup, thats what I heard

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
7/10/2006 3:52 pm

OOOhhhhhhhhh La Laaaaaa Mister I'll get me best PANTALOONS on shalll I ?? lol xxx

funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 8:20 pm:
Now, HERE is a woman that knows how to get a guys testies bouncing

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
7/10/2006 8:57 pm

Now,HERE is a woman that knows how to get a guys testies bouncing

Lol If Only darling if onlyyyyyyyy

funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 9:14 pm:
Oh... I think you do BTW, nice album, I know the guy on the right you are sat at the table with!!! His mother lived 3 doors away from me up to 6 mths ago and he is my neighbour (sort of) in Spain. Now does he love hoimself or what? Smaaaaaaall world!! I take it that was the bash a couple of months ago, I WAS there!!!

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
7/11/2006 1:56 am


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 3:03 am:
Now that shocked ya didnt it

Deeelishious 53M/53F

7/11/2006 12:55 pm

its certainlyyyyyyyyyy shocked me lol muahh you go girlfriend grrrr @ u ya glamour pusss luffs ya honey x & by the way hi Fun xx jen

funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 7:40 pm:
You are two weird motherfuckers, you know that right??
First you use MY BLOG to talk and then you talk in loogamooga language. Do you talk that in real life or are you the same person with a personality disorder

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