THE TRUTH IN ALL ITS NAKED GLORY  

funintheday2006 57M
8366 posts
7/25/2006 9:46 pm

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THE TRUTH IN ALL ITS NAKED GLORY

My life is never easy, now I have to deal with the malicious lies an infatuated lady has been posting in her blog about me.
I have a copy of the original letter sent to her by the police and reprint it here for you to give balance to the insidious rumours she is spreading about me. You will have to make up your own minds, you know my reputation for seriousness and truth. This is what she has posted I have a stalker

This is the truth:

FROM SCOTLAND YARD.

Dear Fun God

Thank you for your kind words and offers to train the force in matters of sexual attraction.
I can confirm that your first lecture, which you have entitled, ‘Tits and how to suck ‘em’ has received an encouraging response and, to date, there are 5642 officers signed up for this 3 day event including, surprisingly, 2114 women officers.

On a serious note I enclose a copy of my colleagues reply to that American lady who continues to bombard us with requests to take you out of circulation so she can have you to herself.
A sad case but, understandable in many ways due to your enormous sexual attraction.

I look forward to seeing you soon

Sincerely

N. Ipplerubber.
AC


THE LETTER THEY SENT HER:

Dear Miss Dew,

In regard to the situation you reported to us concerning the alleged stalker Atlas Adonis, aka "Fun God", I regret to inform you that there is nothing Scotland Yard can do.

We have received multiple communications about this man, most recently from women in London, Glasgow, and several women in the United States. Unfortunately his obvious charm, charisma and blatant sexual attraction, which draws many females to him, is not illegal, indeed the rest of the male population are green with fucking envy.
There is some indication that he is also just as attractive to the Latina ladies.

However, the Kama Sutra evaluations after each of his last four liaisons have all said that he is not a danger to himself or others but, his virility is indeed something to be marveled at. As such, the courts here in Britain have blocked us from further restraining this individual without serious risk of the female population taking to marching on Downing Street and The White House. I understand that this might be distressing for you and the other women but, it really is a case of first come first served and we cannot risk civil uprising of infatuated females vying for a piece of Nemo, his constant companion.

Please do not carry out your threat to commit suicide by jumping off the London Bridge. This is not the purpose we sold it to your country for.

I do agree that a grown man painting his pecker like a baby cartoon clown fish is not normal behaviour, however it is not against the law and we have to understand that there are so many demands on Nemo that some disguise is probably a good idea to prevent undue wear. The courts have indeed recommended to the Government that legislation should be introduced to ensure a disguise is mandatory, in the unlikely event that such a rampantly popular lovemaking God of Fun graces our country again.

If you contact this individual again our specialists recommend that your approach is somewhat less direct than the copies of the letters you sent and perhaps show a little less desperation.
Our womens’ division assures me that when Atlas Adonis is viewed and read on HIS BLOG comments are ALWAYS needed in order to drive him to his rightful place at the head of ‘The List.’

Sincerely,

Chief Inspector Wisheye Washim
Scotland Yard



4biddenlove4us 50F

7/25/2006 10:05 pm

I swear to disable the GOD's when I get you in person if you post my mail


funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 11:17 pm:
I would not do that hon, the only reason I posted these ids the unwarranted attack on me and the out and out lies this woman is propogating throughout blogland.
She ha a vendetta to tarnish my reputation, which, as everyone knows, is currently untarnished.
It is so sad when someone becomes so obsesssed with someone else although, I can undestand why she loves me, I have mirrors.


phoenix639 50F

7/25/2006 11:46 pm

Right, thats it my boy.....its very clear to me that the heat wave we are having has finally addled & fried your brain.

Take 2 co-codamol with a large G&T & let the warm fuzzy sensation envelope you until you sleep.

Youre bonkers!! Lol


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:28 am:
Oh Phoe, thank god your here, they just wont leave my body alone, I'm exhausted.
I dont mind sharing but after the Baaroness and Sandy the other two wenches are just i,possible. HELP

TheCliticals 36F/F

7/26/2006 1:29 am

Who would take the word of a fish anyway?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:29 am:
Dee, that is not nice, I've tried to me kind for the sake of Sandy or Beach as I call her. You really have to stop this insane jealousy.

TheCliticals 36F/F

7/26/2006 2:02 am

Was that you I saw sitting outside the Salvation Army in an old Mack last night? I hope they gave you some soap and some food.
Dee


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:30 am:
You never stop do you? It's no godd babe, you cannot split us up now. She has tasted Nemo, there is no going back to minnows

catseyes23 62F

7/26/2006 2:09 am

"I do agree that a grown man painting his pecker like a baby cartoon clown fish is not normal behaviour."

Geez - are you having a heat wave there?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:30 am:
Yes we are and it appears to be affecting Dee quite badly. Me, I'm normal

rm_Benkai7 56M
2358 posts
7/26/2006 2:18 am

Dear "funintheday2006".

... Of course ... there only can be one ... or ... ??? ...

Seems to be a never ending game ... (... tennis ???) ... one after the other is hitting the ball(s) ... who will finish last ...

got some snacks and quite a good wine and will enjoy the games ...

Benkai7 - just a poor Ronin marching by


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:31 am:
Enjoy your snack sensei, I have a feeling that I may have bitten off a mouthfull here.

JuicyBBW1001 56F

7/26/2006 3:42 am

not sure what to say so I won't say a thing.

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:32 am:
Thats probably a good idea at the moment

cuteNEway 42F

7/26/2006 4:01 am

sushi anyone?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:32 am:
How wuld you like him served ?

HBowt2 60F

7/26/2006 5:02 am

suppose if you cant' blow your own trumpet who can...


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:32 am:
I wish I could bend that far

florallei 100F

7/26/2006 3:52 pm

Hey Fun,

U R brilliant!!! I too have been stalking you from afar...please don't report me.
flo


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 4:09 pm:
Fun Gopd is a gentle creature, he never reports anyone

BaronessK 53F

7/27/2006 3:46 am

You never report anyone, because it's all a fantasy in your mind, Brit Git!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/27/2006 4:07 am:
Shows how little you know, those three catfight over my luscious lips and body parts

rm_Animal_73 44M
64 posts
7/29/2006 2:49 am

Shag em all and be done with it once and for all!!! LOL


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