funintheday2006 57M
8366 posts
8/1/2006 10:43 pm

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12/30/2006 10:50 pm


So, I am introduced to this somewhat stunning girl by a mutual friend in a club. Tall, beautiful figure and eyes that can slice through a mans trousers in no time.

I am a little more than interested.

Spent the evening flirting (her, not me, I don’t do that kinda thing) and parted with a very positive impression of her.

Her work was a vehicle engineer (mechanic, she thought she was posh) owned her own garage and apparently did quite well.

Her hobby was racing Porsche cars so she had a few bob too. Daddy supplied most I suspect.

Anyway, I get a call inviting me to her next meet so I thought about it for half a nanosecond and reluctantly (!!) agreed.

Arrives at venue and finds her amongst all the revving hooray henry’s and she looks a million dollars in the leathers. I haven’t spoken to her yet and Nemo is performing the dance of the pumping penis already.

I watched as her adrenalin increased and her mood became a little darker the closer it got to the start of her race and she became more intense, her eyes darkening and narrowing.

I have to repeat at this time her eyes were fucking awesome, I could happily have kissed her fucking eyelids off so they could never be hidden again.

It wasn’t only the cars that were revving, trust me.

She had 2 mechanics with her and it was obvious they were both subservient and hung on to every barked order she gave them. Jesus, I love attitude in a woman.

Anyway, race started and she is off like a fucking maniac. Started in about 8th position I think and coming into the last lap she is lying 5th.

The will to win kicks in and she goes over the line in 4th position after making what looked like, to my untrained eyes, a very dangerous overtaking manoeuvre.

The after race ceremonies, for me, were mundane and pompous, not exactly riveting and I am getting somewhat bored.

However, she is acting like she has been on some drug or other for a lifetime and is so fucking animated I considered making her into a cartoon. Her hands are all over me, my head gets sucked into her mouth, that kinda stuff.

Naturally, being a sex god, I’m not fazed by this at all (Yea right) and, apart from that, she did have nice lips. Probably still has.

So, done and dusted, party time over and her mechanics have loaded her black cockroach onto the caravan trailer thing.

Just an aside here, is there anyone else in this world who looks at a Porsche 911 and sees a striking resemblance to a cockroach, or is it me??

So everything has died down apart from her obvious excitement, it must be a real buzz racing cars at that speed, I’m dead certain it was not me causing the flashing eyes, OH God, those eyes, I can still see the fire in them to this day.

Oops, I digress.

So mechanics go and she is riding with me, not so fast as she drives but, hey, I am the man here, sit in the passenger seat and shut up.
About 20 seconds out of the track and she is off, hands lips, leaning over, the works.

A millisecond later, zip down and I am in heaven, well. Actually it was the A1 but, felt like heaven.

Lay-by ahead and I’m screaming into it brakes hard on (not only the brakes) and we celebrate this new relationship in the true sweaty, fumbling first time I’ve had you way.

Eventually (yea, be honest, 3 minutes) we pull back onto the road and travel to her house. Naturally, after all that physical exertion a coffee is in order!

Coffee done we retire to her bedroom and, I have to say, she showed me pleasures I had only dreamt about, and those eyes. Fuck me if I could stop them making me horny.

She rocked me dry eventually so I am laid back with her head on my chest feeling FUCKING GOOD, FUCKING GOOD.

Then it comes, this is the Fun God, nothing is ever simple in my life.

Conversation went something like this:

Porsche: Happy?
FG. Um (Ok, I wasn’t feeling talkative)
P: Tired
FG: Not really (Lying bastard I was shattered)
P: Can I tell you something
FG: Course you can ( Tell me you’re a post op TV I’m Gonna kick ya face in)
P: I have a fantasy
FG: Really ( Waking up like you would not believe, Nemo twitching)
P: Yes, you want to fulfil it
FG: Probably, what is it ( Nemo, get down you little bugger, I’m knackered)
P: You wont like it
FG: How do you know, you haven’t told me what it is ( This is getting good Nemo is making a marquee of the quilt already, he is a bugger that one)
P: I’ve never asked any one before
FG: I’m flattered ( Lying cow, does she really expect me to believe that)
P: You can say no
FG: I know ( Get on with it woman, it’s all I can do to stop Nemo as it is and you leaning back to look at me with those eyes is NOT helping)
P: I've never done it before
FG: Tell me then ( For fucks sake Nemo, calm down you overactive shithead)
P: You wont be mad
FG: Why would I be mad ( Now I am interested, Nemo prepare to met thy Wateerloo)
P: I can do it right now
FG: And ( What can I say, she is looking at me, the eyes are narrowing, Fucking stop it Nemo)

The conversation lasted some time, her fencing, me delving.

There is no easy way of putting this:

Her fantasy: To defecate on me and rub it in with her arse.

My response: Get dressed go home.

Now, I have to say she was really and truly beautiful and had great character and attitude.

Should I have stayed??

Admit it, Fun God writes the BEST erotica on the site.
And it is true.

economickrisis 56M

8/1/2006 11:21 pm

A very shitty story that.

absolutelynormal 57F
6563 posts
8/1/2006 11:24 pm

Of all the things a person could want to do sexually, and she picks that!?! Hell, what am I talking about, that's not sexual, that's just plain gross!

funintheday2006 replies on 8/1/2006 11:32 pm:
What a bloody shame though. Gorgeous.

Nina_Dee 62F

8/1/2006 11:27 pm

Should I have stayed??
Only you can answer that one, Fun. Just follow your conscience!

funintheday2006 replies on 8/1/2006 11:32 pm:
Thats enough of that talk, behave

funintheday2006 replies on 8/1/2006 11:46 pm:
By the way, this was the 4000th comment on this blog. You want Nemo as a prize

phoenix639 50F

8/1/2006 11:36 pm

I had the same request a while back....long while back, think i posted it on fotos blog.

Grossed me out too.

I may use that line though on a man in the future when i just want him to get the hell away from me.

Knowing my luck he will be into it though...shit!!

funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 12:05 am:
Shit indeed. It gets rid of me certainly, damn quick.

Balibabe19 43F

8/1/2006 11:59 pm

Now don't that just give ya the shits ....I couldn't resist and good for you!!!..if you had it would have haunted you forever!!1

funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 12:07 am:
I didn't even stop to ask what she'd been eating so I could remember the aroma

catkit13 67F

8/2/2006 12:07 am

YUCK! btw, have you seen her again???

funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 12:18 am:
It was along time ago and I have to admit I did see her again. Never did THAT though
She did have seriously gorgeous eyes though and I could not resist her >

PeterPiper2020 49M  
128 posts
8/2/2006 12:30 am


Nearly lost my breakfast!

Should you have stayed? Not bleedin' likely!

Gah! I'm going to be thinking about this all day now, damn you!!!

Worryingly normal, Frighteningly sane and Intriguingly different!

funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 12:39 am:
Was on my mind a lot longer than that!! Think, what if I had fallen asleep and she had decided to.... imagine the awakening...

RubyRedPetal 45F

8/2/2006 2:49 am

oh u soooo should have stayed, with one stipulation........the only place u can poo my lovely porche is on me feet while im standing funny wud that have been....watchin her rubbin it between ur toes with her arse!! PMSL

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funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 7:04 am:
Y'know, Im not even sure that therapy would work on someone as far gone as you

rm_Benkai7 56M
2358 posts
8/2/2006 2:59 am

Dear "funintheday2006".

... life is still mythical ...

... Why or why not ... should or shouldn愒 I ...

but if she really has opened her hidden fantasy to you ... your way of dealing with her trust was (sorry to say) wrong ... you愉e able to say no, if you aren愒 able to share anothers person fantasy, but no reason for sending her home ( to my opinion) ...

Benkai7 - just a poor Ronin marching by

funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 3:07 am:
Oh we saw each other again sensei, once I'd recovered from the shock!

Trust me, I would have married those eyes

rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
8/2/2006 4:17 am

And it's before breakfast over here, across the pond...

funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 4:20 am:

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
8/2/2006 4:26 am


The answer is YES it is true, I did NOT make it up.

Don't be so judgemental, whatever floats your boat. Bless her

rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
8/2/2006 6:23 am

Ewwwwww Ewwwwww and triple Ewwwwwwww
I would love to get into the thought process of someone who has this fetish. What possibly could have happened to them to make them think about it or to think that it's ok?

Funny ass story though!

funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 7:05 am:
Hang on a minute, is this the same sexi who takes childrens nursery rhymes and turns them into dirty jokes?? No it can't be
Know what you mean though

economickrisis 56M

8/2/2006 7:35 pm

In no time you'll be on Celebrity Enema.

TheCliticals 36F/F

8/2/2006 11:47 pm

    Quoting funintheday2006:

    The answer is YES it is true, I did NOT make it up.

    Don't be so judgemental, whatever floats your boat. Bless her
You made this up

funintheday2006 replies on 8/3/2006 12:30 am:
No, did not

You will be surprised how many people like shit.
Oh no you wont, check out your blog) Dee wont let me sleep, I snore blah blah blah
Anyway, I need a shag, what time shall I cum round?

funintheday2006 replies on 8/3/2006 12:31 am:

IAmRubytuesday 56F
3193 posts
8/5/2006 5:21 am

At least she asked....

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 7:09 am:
You are a star

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 7:09 am:
You are a star

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