SEX WITH BLOGGERS.. THE TRUTH  

funintheday2006 57M
8366 posts
8/22/2006 10:16 pm

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8/25/2006 11:45 pm

SEX WITH BLOGGERS.. THE TRUTH

REPOSTED DUE TO BONE IDLENESS
BLOGGERS MEET FOR SEX

The weeks of erotic keyboard lovemaking was over, with trepidation I approached her house, will we click, will she like me, will I like her, will we screw, will we run away at the sight of each other? So many questionS

I was not expecting too much, I had seen a face pic on her profile and knew that she had to sneak up on her mirror.

I was not prepared for the sight that greeted me however, as I approached the house I saw the gargoyle at the entrance, no, it was her, like a small statue. A cross between said gargoyle and a pond gnome, anticipating my arrival and poised to ensure I could not escape.

She started to blog originally because she was looking for a creature of similar proportions to herself and, being dyslexic, had read blog for frog.

I greeted her with an empi uchi (elbow strike) followed by a tetsui (hammer blow) which she majestically countered with a Glasgow kiss (head butt).

This was heaven, a fractured nose, blood spurting and we hadn’t even said hello yet.

We moved on into the house, now knowing the compatibility was as we had suspected and both longing to get down to business.

No sooner had we closed the door behind us when she attempted to deliver a mawashi geri (roundhouse kick), which I countered with a jodan yoko uchi barai (side block).

I then swept her legs and dived on top of her, the passions running free. Karate was now forgotten in the heat of lovemaking and we ripped at each others clothing both naked and gasping within a minute.

Recovering slowly, I said hello to her parents as they passed through the hallway on the way to the dining room and refused the meal offered as we were busy. Nice people.

I grasped a handful of ginger locks in each hand and hauled her to her feet, not far when her height is taken into account, pushing her head onto my rapidly rising appendage of pleasure.

Her lips encircled the throbbing statue of extacy and I rammed her head as far as it would go. The passion became intense as all her 8 teeth dug into my manhood and the tears were of painful joy.

All good things must come to an end and I tried to prize her head from me but, looking like a bulldog she also had the grip of one and the job was not easy. Using all my strength I pulled frantically and ended with my arms above my head, each hand full of gelled ginger.

Oh. Bliss, my hands found her soft giraffesque neck and I squeezed, playfully, but fucking hard. The purple tongue and bulging eyes were becoming on her and did improve her looks substantially but, ungrateful as ever, she twisted free and stood facing me, looking like a pit bull terrier on steroids.

She lunged and I caught her in mid pounce, twisting my body and once again landing on top of her.
This time there was no escape, I grabbed at the ripped clothing, using whatever I grabbed to tie her up with.

Immobilised she could only spit her venom at me so I put safety glasses on to avoid being blinded.

Now youre getting it I spat at her as her legs parted to reveal what looked like the entrance to an underground train station. No barriers, but wide enough for the traffic.

Now, I aint small but, I knew my trumpet was not going to make music there that could be heard. If Id known it was a theatre Id have brought the band.

So, manhood still throbbing with the painful attentions of prior I decided to just dive right in there. Had to retreat after a few minutes as the cave was filling up and I hadnt brought lifesaving equipment or a pit helmet.

In desperation I inserted my bloodied penile persuader in her enormous orifice hoping that a little friction could be found in order to fill her with the juice of lust but, a rapidly diminishing feeling overtook me as I gazed at her face.

It was a bagover jobby, so I covered her face with some clothing, remembering to stick my clingon carriers in her mouth to prevent jugular damage to me and went again.

5 seconds later it was over, I had orgasmed.
Lifting myself off this inhuman artefact I apologised to her parents for having to leave so soon and her father graciously loaned me some garments to get home in.

Now Im not sure if we will meet again but, she is asking and Im not sure if we can both survive the passion of another encounter.
Having checked with the NHS there are no facilities at the A&E department for lovers so we will just have to go private.

LETS HEAR YOUR GUESSES.. WHO WAS MY MEET WITH???
HERE ARE SOME OF THE CANDIDATES
MofunNOWWOW Currently front runner.
Saintlianna A close second
phoenix639 Many votes
sweetbabydee07Cumin last
BaronesskI darent say
Reported for male abuse
MaggieswishesIs she really that sweet?
Preciousorchid A surprising entrant.

HAVE YOU GOT ANOTHER??




LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
8/22/2006 10:35 pm

I'm of the opinion I cannot guess your companion, and I certainly do not want to guess wrong!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/22/2006 10:36 pm:
She was talking about a vist to you mate, be carful who you agree to meet

SingleWarrior 53M

8/22/2006 10:43 pm

funintheday2006 & [image]

HAPPILY EVER AFTER!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/22/2006 10:57 pm:
I refuse to even go near FotoGod whilst he has a 'thing' for me.

funintheday2006 replies on 8/22/2006 10:57 pm:
How do you put that image in a comment?

economickrisis 56M

8/22/2006 10:53 pm

A good yarn. Its great to see you're back at what you do so well, yer pommy bastard


funintheday2006 replies on 8/22/2006 11:12 pm:
She inspired me

wildoats19622 56M
3530 posts
8/22/2006 10:55 pm

Gargoyle's and pond gnomes? Do you really want me to guess or would you be insulted by who fits that description?

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/22/2006 11:13 pm:
I wont be insulted mate, she might come and have a gnaw at your balls though. Go on have a guess Clues are in the story

SingleWarrior 53M

8/22/2006 11:00 pm

funintheday2006 replies on 8/22/2006 10:57 pm:
How do you put that image in a comment?


You have an image upload option now. Just type [ image ] (no spaces} and it places the uploaded image wherever you want it in the post.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/22/2006 11:10 pm:
Ahhhhh, thank you

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
8/22/2006 11:11 pm

Borders around the post corteousy of the knowledge spreading of GoddessoftheDawn Thank you Goddess.


phoenix639 50F

8/22/2006 11:37 pm

You cheeky monkey lmao.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/22/2006 11:59 pm:
I said nothing Phoe,its them buggers voted for you. I,as a gentleman, will not reveal my mistress, yet

rm_sheople 46M
42 posts
8/23/2006 2:16 am

Fun God, gauging by your description, it appears that it's not phoenix638: "Fun you're making it all up..." LATEST GOSSIP,,Shhhhhh, DONT TELL ANYONE. On the other hand, VoodooGuru1's testimonial for OhBaby199 sure sounds a lot like your little ditty here. Speaking of OhBaby199, haven't I seen that nipple somewhere before Whores, Balls, Wankers, Sluts, Bitches, Drama, and? BaronessK

That's it!

By a nipple...it's OhBaby199 !!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/23/2006 7:22 am:
I feel sure that your slur on her enviable reputation will be answered in full fungod2006

JuicyBBW1001 56F

8/23/2006 2:55 am

Is it me???? Naaa you wouldn't write such dribble about me would you???

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 8/23/2006 7:24 am:
Would I heck! funintheday2006

IAmRubytuesday 56F
3193 posts
8/23/2006 3:30 am

Everyone knows you want fotogod to be your boyfriend, and the way you refer to him as 'she' tells us what position you play in the team.

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/23/2006 7:24 am:
He keeps asking for my willy in marriage

IAmRubytuesday 56F
3193 posts
8/23/2006 3:34 am

And anyway, you really need to use that pic of you looking nonchalant on the beach with your hands in yur pockets to go with the new smiley. Perfect! xxx

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/23/2006 7:25 am:
funintheday2006

toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
8/23/2006 4:37 am

as an avid reader of agatha christie, i am not fooled. i know it's always the least likely suspect. the one with the strongest alibi. and you know who that would be.
smiles.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/23/2006 7:25 am:
Go on, say it, she cant get you there

MOfunNOWWOW 56F

8/23/2006 5:48 am

Must you tell them EVERTYTHING!!!!! I thought my love slide was so tight causing such pain for you that having a go or a hundred with methodman1000 would keep the tears out of your eyes and your screams of agony out of my ears of FREE MINE FREE MINE.


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


funintheday2006 replies on 8/23/2006 7:28 am:
Ah, she of the paining pulsating pussy, why would anyone think your squeaky squasher would be that big?? I have MO idea funintheday2006

marnison 80F

8/23/2006 7:20 am

:="


funintheday2006 replies on 8/23/2006 7:28 am:
My logo is fighting back, she wont show for you funintheay2006

BaronessK 53F

8/23/2006 7:45 am

She is Sweet...and she, would it have been reality, would have put you in your place!

I should have been 7th...remember 7 personalities, etcetera. If it had been me...you would not have had the time nor energy to have kept up your gitful prattle!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/23/2006 8:09 am:
Prattle? Ya bitching gits, ya should be lucky enough to be excercising Nemo. He aint a 2 minute wonder you know, he is British, stiff upper foreskin and all that. It was reality, you think its FAKE???? funintheday2006

marnison 80F

8/23/2006 8:22 am

OOOOPS
lol


funintheday2006 replies on 8/23/2006 8:52 am:
funintheday2006

rm_Clarissa58 59F

8/23/2006 10:18 am

I blog therefore I am.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/23/2006 8:24 pm:
You are, therefore you blog. Ya see I can be fillinsofikall as well, I aint fik ya know. funintheday2006

marnison 80F

8/23/2006 12:59 pm

marnison[image]


funintheday2006 replies on 8/23/2006 8:25 pm:
You are getting there Still a balls up on second image though funintheday2006

JuicyBBW1001 56F

8/23/2006 8:37 pm

Whewwwwwwwwwwwww glad it isn't me cuz I don't wanna be anywhere near your ass when you break wind.

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 8/24/2006 8:09 am:
I AM FARTER EXTRAORDINAIRE, THE PONG IS NOT WRONG, THE SMELL WILL RING YOUR BELL

marnison 80F

8/23/2006 8:56 pm

{photomethodman1000}


funintheday2006 replies on 8/24/2006 8:09 am:
mMMMMMM

marnison 80F

8/23/2006 8:57 pm

ooops lol
tits up on that one....


funintheday2006 replies on 8/24/2006 8:10 am:
Did not see any tits

SingleWarrior 53M

8/23/2006 9:00 pm

Is methodman1000 what you were after?


funintheday2006 replies on 8/24/2006 8:10 am:
Who knows what the woman is after

wants2cyber 44F

8/23/2006 9:42 pm

I figured it out... it was right in front of us (but maybe behind Fun) the whole time! Gargoyle1961


funintheday2006 replies on 8/24/2006 8:10 am:
Thats what made my eyse water

catkit13 67F

8/23/2006 11:02 pm

some days i'm sooooooooo glad i don't have a pic posted!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/24/2006 8:11 am:
Go on babe, get a photo on, I wont take advantage

rm_Benkai7 56M
2358 posts
8/24/2006 2:12 am

Dear "funintheday2006".

.... your real hidden wishes in your court ...
... got the "news" ...

... [image] ...

The uncovered truth Shocking visible

Benkai7


funintheday2006 replies on 8/24/2006 8:12 am:
Now, THOSE are smilies

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
8/24/2006 5:03 am

it aint me,i will abuse you in November if your about


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


funintheday2006 replies on 8/24/2006 8:13 am:
oooooooooooooo what dates, where ya gonna be

rm_Benkai7 56M
2358 posts
8/24/2006 10:46 am

Quote:

"funintheday2006 replies on 24.8.2006 17:12 mez:
Now, THOSE are smilies"

Dear "funintheday2006" ... someone send me drawings out of your diary ... your hidden blogĀ“s ... now there are visible ... and some questions are waiting on you ... >>> The uncovered truth Shocking visible ...

Benkai7


funintheday2006 replies on 8/25/2006 9:08 pm:
I saw them before the site lost all its images!!! I refuse to comment further

tracy_de_lacy 106F
9268 posts
8/24/2006 1:59 pm

aw I had posted on here and it disappeared. I voted oh_baby cos she is the only one that is on the list truly able to give a glasgow kiss

Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 8/25/2006 9:09 pm:
No, I know someone else from Glasgow who kisses rather well

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
8/24/2006 3:40 pm

Chester for 10 days lol from the 30 ish of october


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


funintheday2006 replies on 8/25/2006 9:09 pm:
Damn, thats the other end of the country, where you flying in to and from??

BaronessK 53F

8/24/2006 5:06 pm

Ya daft git, I didn't say it {meeting} was fake...I said from who I guessed, that I was obvious that the Glasgow Kiss and such, were all that reality...she'd have taken YOU OUT!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/25/2006 9:11 pm:
Who you calling a daft git ya multi personed prat

MaggiesWishes 61F

8/24/2006 8:57 pm

*peekz in and takes a look at the list ...*
Ya big flirt!
{=}
PD ... Can you write that "check" a little bigger this week, they are about to cut of the electricity and the dog found the shoe you were missing, oh, the cable guy came 'round and "hooked" me up, gave you a discount on the bill, too OH, why don't you return my calls, Blogah ... damn that secretary! *kicks sand*


funintheday2006 replies on 8/25/2006 9:14 pm:
I wrote the cheque on a billboard this week hon, still just the $4 but, the cheques bigger. Skint this week, had to buy a roof for my trailer
I saw the cable guy at the 'clinic' last week, think you should get a check up hon

BRONZEHALO 48M

8/25/2006 4:07 am

You are a sick,sick man. lmao Thanks for the laughs Fun. I can't even hazard a guess as to which it may be.

Bronzehalo 2007


funintheday2006 replies on 8/25/2006 9:15 pm:
I aint saying sweetbabydee07 You will never drag it out of me, dont even ask anymore

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