PERVERTED FUCKING BLOGGES..STORY No.1  

funintheday2006 57M
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9/7/2006 9:33 am

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PERVERTED FUCKING BLOGGES..STORY No.1




HEY GUYS, BEFORE YOU READ THE POST BELOW POP ALONG HERE AND SAY HELLO TO COZY_RED SHE IS CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS WITH BLOGGERS AND THIS LINK WILL TAKE YOU TO THE FUN GOD INTERVIEW. DONT FORGET TO CHECK OUT THE OTHERS TOO, YOU MAY BE SURPRISED AT SOME.
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THE STORY No 1
The late night was clear and the storm was horrendous, the sun shining through the downpour The stars shone brightly (No, silly bugger, not as bright as the sun) as the patter of tiny feet in stilettos (This is gripping stuff isn’t it?) made their way to the rondy,no rendy, no, meeting.
The heart of the wearer beating in anticipation, it had been so long, since college in fact, the day discovery in the stationary cupboard with a friends dildo had curtailed education. Since then there had been no one who would stay for more than a quickie in the dark but, today, a meeting with the soulmate so earnestly and actively sought for so long.
The footsteps paused and stopped ( I know it’s the same thing, I’m padding it out here, be bloody patient) a lump rising in the throat, the mouth dry in anticipation as eyes scanned the meeting point.
A disused railway carriage was such a romantic gesture, having to climb the razor wire in high heels and a miniskirt had only added to the excitement. What a clever lover this blogger had to be was the thought crossing a confused and empty mind.

Just then a figure darted from the other end of the carriage, sprinting past naked with a strap on dangling between the legs and the feet of a man, her last meal, still protruding from her mouth. It could only be, could it be her, yes it was
dashed passed, her Greekness evident as she threw humus at the dark shape that seemed to be following her, “Bring my cock back” the dark shape screamed, bringing a chill to the spine and the feet backed away to make way for meerkittykat her face distorted in anger, legs pumping pistonlike in order to catch the fleeing strapon thief.

Moving closer to the door reaching out to the handle the hand froze in fear.

Voices drifting through an open window were clear and unearthly. The ears pricked up and breath held it was possible to hear the conversation.
The first voice was familiar and the brain (such as it was, this brain aint used too often you know) fumbled for the name in its rabid memory banks.
“It’s Mythering me, I cannot find a laundry basket to fit my tits in,” came the voice.

The name hit the brain like a thunderbolt causing an involuntary gasp and a trembling of the knees. It could only be Breathlessbimbo with a Lancashire accent and that was one of the few women known that has an 84EE set of bazookas. Hers are called bazookas coz they have to be held up and aimed from the shoulder.

“I just get powfegged so easily thinking of crap poetry to write”, came yet another familiar voice. ANOTHER Lancashire accent. Jeez, it had to be Iamrubytuesday.
The feet unglued themselves and took the body towards a window where the eyes could get a peek. Sure enough, there they were, entwined with a male body that was hidden by the tits of breathless and the legs of Roobs.

Poor bastard the brain thought, he will never leave alive. The brain wanted to stay longer and watch so the eyes complied.

Im just gonna stop here for a bit, you are wondering who is doing the watching aintcha?? I fucking hope so, not easy to write like this you know.
Don’t forget to leave a bloody comment either, I like em.


The eyes widened as Breathless lifted a flopping tit a couple of feet off the ground and let it fall onto the back of the poor man. He screamed in agony as the gargantuan tit bounced mercilessly on his backbone, the 4” nipple slapping on his head like a soggy police truncheon. His screams were spine chilling and his sobs heart wrenching. Roobs grunted with pleasure as the shock drove his arm into her open cavern right up to the shoulder as the Breathtit first hit and she locked him there with vice like fanny lips.

Hey, listen, if ya have to stop reading for a while to pop off and have a tad masturbating due to the eroticity of my stories I don’t mind, really. Oh, I can spell, I just make words up that sound nice.

Are ya back? Ok then


So there the poor bugger was, halfway between the monsters and trapped by his arm as Breathless lifted herself from him a little and slithered down his body. Stopping only to put her teeth in a bucket she angled him so his, OH MY GOD, it was a dick the size of a small matchstick. Fuck, it was so small it would be inverted if he hadn’t got a hard on. Breathless opened her gaping mouth and pounced like a demon, her gums flashing in the brilliance of both candles.

Did I mention the room was lit by candles? No? Well, it was. Apart from the fluorescents.

Ear piercing screams filled the daynight as the gaping gumsucker hit bullseye and grinned manically and pulled her head back, stretching the diddy dick to twice its length (2.7”, not that I am size fixated you understand)

“Please no more , no more, you disgusting duo of sogging wet perversion, let me go and I’ll write a poem about you” screamed the victim as he twisted his face to reveal himself to the eyes at the window. Shit and bollocks, the poor twat, it was that male version of Goddessofthedawn, beatpoeme, a harmless chappie whose only crime was that he could write.beatpoeme

(This is why he is in the story being tortured, I hate him, I’m jealous. You check his blog, clever bastard)

Fuck off said roobs as she sidled down and tried to fit his head in, I can write my own.
The eyes and brain could take it no longer so the legs were instructed to move along to the door.

(Ya gotta admit, the suspense is bloody killing ya!!)

The hand (well, one of them, there is 2 but, only one is required for this bit) reached out for the handle and the door opened noiselessly.

The legs propelled the body inside (OH, come on who the fuck is it?) and the name used on the blog was written on a door to the right.

The door was slightly ajar as the body moved through it into a darkened room, the only light being from a 3 watt nightlight which cast dancing shadows against the walls. The eyes adjusted a little and saw that it was a small gymnasium and the legs moved towards the parallel bars.

The body froze as a hand grasped each shoulder and that husky, sexy voice that the ears remembered so well from the cybersex sessions said
“Don’t say anything, I want this to be just our bodies talking”

The heart pounded, the legs turned to jelly, the whole body in a state of almost collapse at the heat of the lovers breath, the touch of his hands, the feel of his lips on the neck the touch of his torso as he guided the body (this is complete, including legs) to the apparatus.

The body allowed itself the pleasure of a sensuous shudder as the new lover disrobed it, slowly, carefully and methodically until the body was in its new born clothing. (That’s fuck all, for those of you not used to poetic type banter)
The eyes closed as the lips and hands of the lover explored the body
( At this point the brain was comatose, a usual state for this blogger, you bloody well want to know who it is now dontcha??)

The lips and tongue paused to taste the hairy mound between the body’s legs.

Fuck me brain, why didn’t you use the hands to shave me the body complained.

The new lover was undeterred, pulling pubes from his teeth like bones from the fish at a bad sushi bar and concentrated his efforts in the area where he knew the body would like it best.

GEEEEEEEZUS HHHH CHRISTOPHHHHHER the mouth screamed as the first orgasm for many a year squirted like a good vanilla sauce in a squeezy bottle. The total sexual organs throbbed and pulsated like an eye that’s been cracked with a baseball bat.

There was no stopping the new lover now as he teased and played and kissed the body in every place imaginable before placing the body in the receptive position.

Listen, I really don’t mind if ya pop of for a wank or to get a toy whilst you read, just make sure you leave a comment.
Are ya warming to the story yet? Thank fuck, its nearly finished.


The eyes closed, the brain woke up and the ears listened to the breath of the new lover, gasping in anticipation as he placed his member next to the opening of paradise.

He slid in slowly and the body relaxed at the feel of his small, but perfectly formed, manhood, sliding slowly but purposefully, further and further in. God, the brain thought, I definitely don’t need lube for this and the body agreed. The new lovers movements became more rapid and intense as he started to reach the pinnacle and then stopped with his fucking prick still stuck in.

Hey, guys, tell them wenches how fucking hard that is for us. We ram it all the way in, wanting to just let it go so we can have a bit of a shout but, OH NO, we are so fucking nice we wait for them don’t we?? Why are you bints always late?? C’mon, get with the programme, speed up a tad, rub something, get there when we do.

He started again and this time there was no stopping, true soul mates, their bodies thrusting towards each other, screaming in ecstasy, gripping each others bodies, pulses racing, hearts pounding, legs quivering (Giz a shout when ya get the picture, I cant go on forever) lips open, sweat glistening as the new lover reached orgasm with a yelp like a kicked puppy, the body feeling the throbbing as the juice of life pumped into it, the thrill of knowing the new lover was every bit as good as the brain said he would be.

They, were in the aftermath of passionate sex, kissing, touching, just being and enjoying each others body and presence when a scream rang out and a dark shadowy figure ran past the window shouting “Where is it, pass your Dick to me”
They looked at each other and the new lover
(
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said to the body
(fotogod) “ I’m certain that was


This is the story of the first time Fotogod
got his arse rammed by


ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT ONE OR SHALL I SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO OTHER SHIT?

Check out some players in UPCUMIN stories:

BLOGGERSPERVERTED FUCKING BASTARDS

VOTING HAS ALMOST FINISHED, LAST CHANCE

THE NEXT STORY WILL FEATURE AS THE STARS
MAGAHEE77SAINTLIANNASINGLEWARRIORPARTYGIRL3869
Thee will be a large audience of watchers.....


tracy_de_lacy 106F
9268 posts
9/7/2006 9:51 am

ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT ONE OR SHALL I SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO OTHER SHIT?

I go for the second option

Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:29 pm:
The next one will be in a different style. I didn't think this was toooooo bad for a half hour effort really.

Breathelessbimbo 50F

9/7/2006 10:11 am

I say shut up & do other shit.

Plus you spelt my name wrong AND im not a Lancashire lass im from Liverpool & proud so i demand on alteration on the Lancashire part. Its an insult to a scouser. As well you know.

You southern jessie.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:31 pm:
Ya.. same difference, over t'ills from Gods country so yer all the same, we wupped yer arses in every battle y'know.

partygirl3869 49F

9/7/2006 10:36 am

ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT ONE OR SHALL I SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO OTHER SHIT?

Skip the rest and get to me and Warrior... JK...I can wait...since you say it only gets worse...I can't wait to see what you cum up with!!

Wet sloppy kisses,
PG


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:32 pm:
Bugger off, I skip nothing, as the winners you will have to wait, I have something different planned

IAmRubytuesday 56F
3193 posts
9/7/2006 10:50 am



Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:34 pm:
Oh, I brought a smile

BaronessK 53F

9/7/2006 11:18 am

I'll just comment wank for the comment whore, hun...no way I got no kind of comment on THAT story!


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:34 pm:
YES, YES, YES, YES. Success, I shut all fucking 7 of ya up at the same time

rm_WackyEPP 54F
8470 posts
9/7/2006 11:44 am

You had me in suspenders!

Before you write the next one, give me plenty warning so I can stock up on batteries.



Wacky Jacky


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:35 pm:
Ya can do it manually ya randy git.

MOfunNOWWOW 56F

9/7/2006 2:21 pm

and I didn't see it coming...let the party continue


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:39 pm:
I specialise in mysteries

PlaynAgain 55F

9/7/2006 3:01 pm

More! More!

"Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain."


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:41 pm:
Just for you then

catkit13 67F

9/7/2006 5:41 pm

hey, friend, where the hell do you get the time to write your posts? always interesting, of course, i'm not complaining, just curious (which killed the cat, if i remember correctly)
cat


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:43 pm:
Hi babe. I dont spend so long, this one took about 20 minutes plus about 5-10 to edit and re-read. I tend to just rattle them off and adjust the words. The plot just comes. Did I say 'plot'

IsThisBetter4u 107M

9/7/2006 6:00 pm

Nice . I always wondered how those 2 boys hooked up?

One quesiton...there won't be any strap-on's in my story will there? I think I'd rather be buried in seeweed.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:44 pm:
The have been an item for quite some time, most people know Foto is homosexual. Seaweed (notice correct spelling) will possible feature in your story, who knows

hornylilgirl78 107F

9/7/2006 8:04 pm

Definatly looking forward to the next one!! I'm taking notes on how an erotic story is SUPPOSED to be written.



~HLG78~

"As kinky as a cheap garden hose!"


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 8:15 pm:
I do hope I havent put you off Mav

BRONZEHALO 48M

9/8/2006 12:31 am

Fun, you are the Master !!! I don't know what's funnier, your story, or your running commentary. Pure suspense, twisted plot, and the sickest humor, always a GRAND combination. lmao

Bronzehalo 2007


funintheday2006 replies on 9/8/2006 12:49 am:
Aww, thanks mate. Sick humour?? I restrained myself on thei one, knowing the sensitive nature of the extremely camp Fotogod and the unwillingness of Macverick to admit his bisexuality.

woofff 42F

9/8/2006 4:53 am

Nice! I didn't know most of the cast before you started to write.....ROFL


Woofff


funintheday2006 replies on 9/8/2006 8:05 am:
There are many moe to come babe, and they will alll be exposed for the sex freaks they are.

Cozy_Red 51F

9/8/2006 6:22 am

Fun, Thanks again for the interview

*stumbling back to bed in my feetie pajamas*






funintheday2006 replies on 9/8/2006 8:05 am:
It was an absolute pleasure, thank you.

IAmRubytuesday 56F
3193 posts
9/8/2006 6:36 am

please drop into [post 499804]

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/8/2006 8:06 am:
dunit dunit dunit, gaylord will be smiling

beatpoeme 55M

9/8/2006 2:21 pm

I accept my fate willingly, and will now sleep with one eye open.

cheers mate.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/9/2006 2:00 am:
No worries mate, keep writing.

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
9/11/2006 2:19 pm

dear god that was bad


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 7:04 pm:
Oh. Paps, I thought I gave you an easy ride

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