PAYBACK AND FUCKING BIG STYLE, OH SHIT.  

funintheday2006 57M
8366 posts
7/25/2006 8:50 pm

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PAYBACK AND FUCKING BIG STYLE, OH SHIT.

This is a follow up to LIVING DANGEROUSLY OH CRAP and I AM GOING TO BE MURDERED

Right then, the bastard must have borrowed somebody else’s sense of humour.

Had to go home in a van last night because of the clamp on my car
Got home, no car outside???
Went in to find a White envelope marked ‘RANSOM NOTE’

He does have a way with words.

The letter:

We have your car.
You will not get it back unless a ransom as stated below is met in full.
Do not call the police .

ON SATURDAY 29TH JULY 2006 YOU WILL PLACE YOURSELF OUTSIDE THE MAIN ENTRANCE TO ******* SHOPPING CENTRE IN ******** SUSSEX AT 12.00 NOON.

YOU WILL DRESS APPROPRIATELY AND HAVE A CONTAINER FOR DONATIONS.
YOU WILL SING THE FOLLOWING SONGS WHILST HOLDING OUT THE CONTAINER.
FAILURE TO RECEIVE DONATIONS WILL INCUR A PENALTY OF £100 TO BE PAID TO THE ****** HOSPICE.
AT NO TIME CAN MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT BE USED WHETHER INSTRUMENT, TAPE, CD OR RADIO.

THE SONGS ARE:

DANCING QUEEN. ABBA
SON OF A PREACHER MAN. DUSTY SPRINGFIELD
GOOD VIBRATIONS. THE BEACH BOYS
KARMA CHAMELEON. CULTURE CLUB

ALL SONGS MUST BE PERFORMED FULLY.
LYRICS ENCLOSED.

YOU WILL BE WATCHED AND MAYBE FILMED.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

So that’s it then, bastard got me good.
Will I do it?? I have no choice, I started it.

Me sing???
Oh fuck, you have no idea, you really don’t!!!

Sympathy would help ;((


Balibabe19 43F

7/25/2006 9:05 pm

My thoughts exactly

But hey there is always the ultimate payback which has yet to be paid...you know the one where the reciever knows NEVER to attempt topping that because for fear of you topping said ULTIMO!! I am thinking it will need to be laced with the elements of both pranks combined with a ripper of a conclusion.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 11:18 pm:
I'm working on it!! Depends what happens on Saturday, there WILL be more to it, I'm certain

frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
7/25/2006 9:29 pm

Payback a bitch ain't it!!

I help your fellow conspirers will be singing with you!!

Frangi x


funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 11:19 pm:
Probably just laughing, I sing like a kookaburra with laryngitis

4biddenlove4us 50F

7/25/2006 9:33 pm

I'm with you all the way sweetbabydee07 he deserves everything he gets he started it, let him end it with an open apology,e3ven if it means demeaning himself
Sorry darling, you brought it to yourself but have only a little sympathy for you, I can't not, very difficult not to have any for you{=}


funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 11:20 pm:
No sympathy?? In the biggest shopping centre in the area, crowded with Saturday shoppers?? Surely, a little sympathy??

QueenOfSwords 36F

7/25/2006 9:37 pm

Im dying to hear what you are going to do to get more even than that


funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 11:21 pm:
Stay tuned, Oh she of the piano fantasy, I am currently scheming

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
7/25/2006 9:50 pm

Doh!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 11:21 pm:
Fucking Doh

hornylilgirl78 107F

7/25/2006 9:51 pm

I wonder how many people on here will be willing to pay for copies of that particular tape???

Good luck trying to top that.

~HLG78~

"As kinky as a cheap garden hose!"


funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 11:22 pm:
You think I would sell it??? I'd pay for it to be destroyed !!! I WILL get revenge, believe me

freetime648 53F

7/25/2006 10:30 pm

Think of it this way...at least they are not making you sing the oompa loompa song!


xx FREETIME648 xx


funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 11:23 pm:
That should make me feel better ?????

catkit13 68F

7/26/2006 1:03 am

no sympathy here, fun, the songs are too cool! :_.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:34 am:
The songs, COOL ?????

catkit13 68F

7/26/2006 1:05 am

no sympathy from me, fun, the songs are too cool! you ARE going to sneak in your tape-recorder and then put it up for auction on ebay, right?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:34 am:
Probably not, although I am a POWERSELLER on ebay

rm_WackyEPP 54F
8470 posts
7/26/2006 2:45 am

Too F**kin Funny!

xx

***Checks Google Earth for best route from Newcastle to Sussex***



Wacky Jacky


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:35 am:
Airport hon, straight to Gatwick then....................

JuicyBBW1001 56F

7/26/2006 3:40 am

Ohh to be a fly on the wall I would love to see this.

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:36 am:
Flys puke every tiome they land on something, did you know that ??

rm_Benkai7 56M
2358 posts
7/26/2006 5:11 am

Dear "funintheday2006".

... You don愒 have to worry about ... this is only the overture ... invite all of your friends and turn this "event" around by having a big party there ... he惻l never expect that ... ... ( you know what I惴 talking about) ... my best advice ...and keep on expecting the unexpected ...

Benkai7 - just a poor Ronin marching by


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:37 am:
I have thought of that but, we are all at a big party on Friday night so I dont expect many people there at noon Saturday, I hope

TheCliticals 36F/F

7/26/2006 6:28 am

Please send us your friend's phone number. We have some helpful advice for him.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:37 am:
I've given him Dees already, said he fancied a bit of rough. Is that OK??

IAmRubytuesday 56F
3193 posts
7/26/2006 3:34 pm

it will be character building. It's good to step outside the box now and again. start to do your breathing excercises now - good phrasing is half the battle. Hold your song sheet out at waist level, chin up, shoulders back, look into the middle distance and drop your eyes only to read the words - not your head and definitely not your trousers. Wished i lived in ********

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 4:12 pm:
You could tie my balls in a torniquet, I'd still sound like a pop idol failure

PeterPiper2020 49M  
129 posts
7/28/2006 2:11 pm

Sometimes the answer is obvious......

Give the Hospice the £100.

Borrow/steal?? someone's car & pass it off as your own 'new one' & tell him (or is it 'they' now as the note said 'we have your car'?) he can keep it - unless you love it too much!

No! Wait! Forget all that! Which TV station covers your area? You might make the national news if it's a slow day!!! Local Radio loves this kind of thing. Do you think they will have been tipped off too?

When you see him remember to ask him where he hid your steel - I think that was a pre-emptive strike!!

Worryingly normal, Frighteningly sane and Intriguingly different!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/29/2006 12:08 am:
He has got me big style and now you've scared me to death with the radio comment!! The one down here is so pathetic they would love it!!
Where you been?? Find a good looking sheep in the fields up there ??

rm_Animal_73 44M
64 posts
7/29/2006 1:36 am

Well think about it this way... if you do decide to drop the culprits in the shit... the penalty for grand theft auto is a lot lot worse than you singing. At least your arse wont get stretched in jail!!

But i do have sympathy for you tho, as a doorman on a weekend for a pub that does Krapiokie, they have gotten you with those tunes tho. aint heard one good version of em yet! Just get hammered, wear shitty old clothes and with any luck, you'll get moved on by the coppers stopping you from singin and making a complete twat outta yer self!

Sorry dude and good luck!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/29/2006 1:43 am:
I have been supplied with the 'uniform'
Black frock coat
Bright Yellow Shorts
LONG grey socks
Bright blue trainers

No shirt, Natha.

Whats the sentence for breaking and entering and turfing a living room

Thanks for the thought, just under 3 hours to go

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