MEET AND GREET.. THE FILTHY TRUTH  

funintheday2006 57M
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8/25/2006 11:06 pm

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MEET AND GREET.. THE FILTHY TRUTH

So [blog phoenix639] has posted a rather diluted version of the meet and greet (meet and greet??? Jeez, who thought that one up)

It started out normally enough, I did my work and turned up at the hotel mid afternoon. Abluted and retired to the bar at around 5pm after posting for the day. No time for many comments and I apologise if I have been a little tardy in my attention to the blogs over the last couple of days.

Any way, having been in constant text mode with sweetbabydee07 during the afternoon knew that the clutch on her car was playing up and her drive, including a stop off to collect [blog transbluency] was not as rapid as she would have liked.

They arrived in the bar at around 6 and I will describe them to you:

Transblucency : A surprise, I had not met the guy before and so was open minded, which is probably just as well. His online photo bears no resemblance to his real self. He is actually around 4’ tall and weighs in at around 300lbs. Not a hair on his head and he wears make up. I initially thought that the pink lipstick and red mascara clashed with the purple eyeliner but, it grew on me the more I drank. Dressed in a quite fetching pair of green lycra shorts (hardly any bulge) and halter necked top I knew tonight was going to be a typical AdultFriendFinder meet.

sweetbabydee07 : A shock, which is more than a surprise. I have never seen so many tattoos on one person. Dressed in a pair of almost shorts that kept threatening to disappear up her arse it was impossible to look at anything else. For the life of me I cannot remember what top she was wearing. Seems superfluous anyway, those shorts were screaming for mercy and I really wanted to help. Anyway, ignore her photos, the real thing is so much more than that. Read her blog, there is just a hint of her there.

[blog phoenix639] : OMG, what a fucking revelation. The leather skin tight shorts and the plastic boob tube enhanced by the thigh length black boots, yellow baseball cap and white elbow length gloves were a sight to behold. I thought it was a bit over the top for a restaurant but, hey, I aint judging here. For a second I thought she had come alone then I noticed the lead in her hand and 50 feet behind her was

[scoobydont] : on the end of it, fetchingly attired in an adult nappy and sporting a pink studded collar. I felt that the heavy iron mask he was wearing might interfere with his eating ability and his mistress [blog Phoenix639] allowed him to remove it for the meal.

Usual AdultFriendFinder intros were done with all licking, sucking each others appendages and generally being dirty. Except me of course, I don’t do that. Oh, what was I wearing.
I was the only normal person there, I had my blue dress with the black fuck me shoes I borrowed from preciousorchid. She could not make it because she was servicing a horse.

The meal got underway and the orders were interesting in their diversity:

Transblucency started with a male salmon, main course was a piece of cow (dead) and he finished the gourmet selection with a tart. We did not know said tart but she was walking past and he grabbed her. Took him about 3 seconds, I’m not sure she noticed.

sweetbabydee07 started with [blog scoobydont] had transblucency for main course and finished with funintheday2006 coz I am sweetest.

[blog phoenix639] Well, she never actually ate anything, she chewed on a couple of waiters and devoured a couple of innocent diners but, after burping a couple of thousand times regurgitated one of them due to the protestations of her 8 children.

[blog scoobydont] , bless him, started with a small baby jar of gunge and had a souplike main course as he had left his teeth in the dungeon. Gave the table a nasty suck though as he collapsed with the amount of alcohol he consumed. For sweet he managed to suck on the nipple of a waitress who, it has to be said, was very accommodating under the circumstances.

So, there we all are, fed and watered and interacting by grabbing, touching and generally being true to the blogs by perving like fuck. Then we noticed. We knew the meet had not been kept secret but were shockeD and appalled to find economickrisis had wangled his way into a barmans job for the night and was spying on us. Fuck him we all said, he’s not having any of us, he doesn’t even exist. For the information of this site he is about 5 10 fat and bald with a goatee beard. He was fucking crap anyway, they ran out of red wine before 2am. Has anyone ever been to a restaurant where they run out of wine??? It was a first for me. Shit I was pissed.

As the night wore on [blog scoobydont] needed his botty changing and [blog phoenix639] needed to flex her whip so they departed on her broom for the dungeon, never to be seen again.

transblucency incurred the wrath of the night porter when his feet inadvertently found the sofa as he collapsed for the umpteenth time and he gave up and went to his pit.

That left just sweetbabydee07 and funintheday2006 as those with staying power, of sorts

And that’s all the details anyone is getting of the night.

I will not reveal the sordid sex and debauchery that was practiced by all (except me) and the severe and hitherto unknown (by me) kinks and perversions that took place.

What I will say is that these 4 people are fantastic people to know and a special note for sweetbabydee07 :

You are one awesome and beautiful woman, did we get pissed or what??

Did I come out of this story ok?

FORGOT TO MENTION.. WHAT A FANTASTIC NIGHT, THANKS.


EroticaXTC 51F

8/26/2006 2:07 am

I can feel the love


funintheday2006 replies on 8/26/2006 7:26 pm:
Filled the room hon, filled it

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
8/26/2006 2:14 am

The telling of a meet in the Fun style I see!

But it still sounds great!! What the hell, about the wine? They ran out of the cardboard box kind too!!!

All these nice people hiding so many TRUE talents!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/26/2006 7:29 pm:
It was a good night Mav, a good night. I dont do wine from cardboard boxes, you think Im American
Bloody good Aussie wine they had, 14.5% Shiraz. Excellent, just not enough.

tracy_de_lacy 106F
9268 posts
8/26/2006 3:11 am

I am so sorry I missed that one, it sounds like fun. You know we are having a glasgow one on 17th september and you are welcome to come. One of our group is coming over from the states.

I have to say that the only way we run out of wine is when we have drink the place dry.

Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 8/26/2006 7:30 pm:
Damn, I am tied up until 15th Oct with work commitments and moving house. Let me know of any more hon, I have to get to Glasgom for an arm wrestling rematch with SBD. She beat me last time

ella1966 51F
1528 posts
8/26/2006 3:25 am

So are you in practice for when you retire and join some weird order of Spanish Buddhist Monks when you emigrate over there?


funintheday2006 replies on 8/26/2006 7:31 pm:
I am darling, how am I doing

MOfunNOWWOW 56F

8/26/2006 7:04 am

Oh the economickrisis banter begins again...yeah



MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


funintheday2006 replies on 8/26/2006 7:33 pm:
No, it was sureal though (well, after a few bottles it was), how scary was that??
We checked the waitresses for model types but, we seemed ok there.

JuicyBBW1001 55F

8/26/2006 7:49 am

Glad you had fun. You deserve some fun in your life you have worked hard enough to have it that is for sure.

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 8/26/2006 7:34 pm:
Play hard too, thats the secret babe, if I had any hair I would have let it down.

phoenix639 50F

8/26/2006 9:06 am

Fun forgot to say he lost a dangly chandelier style earring when he was giving a blow job to the manager to pay for the dinner as he had forgotten to bring his wallet.

He omitted to tell you all he was wearing gold lame hot pants in a Kylie fashion. His little horses tail butt plug poked out nicely though but prevented him from sitting properly at the dinner table. The manager brought in the trough from the back what they use for the local cattle.

The hotel ran out of red wine due to Funs IV being on fast drip for his tranfusion (its filled with red wine not blood).

I did think he new breast implants (hidden by large sweater in his photo) were rather good. Although its not recommeneded to anyone to copy his procedure of drinking a litre of vodka to numb the pain whilst your mate slices open your chest wall with a rusty stanley knife to insert real chicken fillets.

Fun...you needed to kill & pluck those chickens first mate.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/26/2006 7:38 pm:
You fibber, the manageress said come with us, I was just being polite. Those were my boxers not hot pants and it is not nice to mention it just coz I have a hairy arse. Those are real man tits, not implants and when they said kill and pluck Transblucency misheard and was copulating with my future food, we had no time to kill it.
Glad you had a good time at Keswick babe.

amoldenough 71F
16436 posts
8/26/2006 11:41 am

Very entertaining post, and an entertaining comment by Phoenix. You know, those chicken fillets will rot, and then you will be in deep trouble, if you don't get an infection and die first from the rusty Stanley knife. ( who knows where that blade has been.)

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


funintheday2006 replies on 8/26/2006 7:40 pm:
Oh, we know where the blade had been, SBD had used it to slice the shorts away from her arse. The only risk of infection was from the possible clingons that had been sliced in the process. It was a risk I felt worth taking

bingybongy 56M

8/26/2006 12:19 pm

It's all go at the Warrington and District Evangelical Church Whist Drive, isn't it?

I see they've relaxed the rules on BDSM gear. Good on 'em! Glad to see the Church is taking a more liberal stance on matters of alternative sexuality.

BB

p.s. Glad you had a great time!!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/26/2006 7:42 pm:
Hi Bing, shame you could not make it, its bingo next week so bring your own pen. Phoe is calling the numbers and she said yours is up. Something about a comment you made on her blog

ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
8/26/2006 2:50 pm

I know this is not relevant...to this post. I visited...via MO's blog and I have to say I love your wit; your sense of humor has no bounds. Thanks...for the entertaining-da-fair I'll have to come back...to check out some of the archives

grinning...OhSo{=}


funintheday2006 replies on 8/26/2006 7:44 pm:
Thank you hon, Mo is easy to be funny with, you seen her photo?

We've been searching for you, couldn't work out who was reading her blog

Come back soon

redrobin012057 61F

8/26/2006 6:13 pm

Just loved the pic you posted, kinda reminds me of the ex and want he used to do when he was drunk..


funintheday2006 replies on 8/26/2006 7:45 pm:
That was scoobydont looking for more wine. Is he your ex??

ella1966 51F
1528 posts
8/26/2006 8:38 pm

Ha ha! I was there too, but you didn't see me as I was wearing my Rolf Harris disguise, but boy am I gonna have fun when I reveal the painting of all of youse! Gotcyha all!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/27/2006 9:48 pm:
Do not reveal the painting, [Sweetbabydee07] will pay you not to

ella1966 51F
1528 posts
8/26/2006 8:57 pm

Fun, you are doing terribly...I'd say on a scale of 1 to 10, you'd be at about -10!!!

Anyway, here's a pretty pathetic Buddhist joke...

Question: Why do Buddhists have trouble vacuuming in the corner?

Answer: Because they're not fond of attachments!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/27/2006 9:50 pm:
It looks like I improved then

luv_bunny4u 52F

8/26/2006 9:17 pm



Dang! This is one of the longest blogs i have ever seen didnt now you could write a bookful


funintheday2006 replies on 8/27/2006 9:52 pm:
I am convering to a book, its gonna be called Shit for Brains. There will be a picture of [Baronessk] on the front

BaronessK 53F

8/26/2006 10:57 pm

So...basically your normal night out. By the way, I said fuck off not get fucked...you are supposed to be on these blogs solely for my mental amusement {much the type I get when I see Nemo, etcetera}. Noticed you found time when you got back to stop by my blog...assuming your bladder gave way at that point and that was why you were acting so pissy! Later, babe...I have a host of other people to annoy today.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/27/2006 9:54 pm:
If its annoying people that is your mission, stay, you fucking annoy me. Now you tell me I'm gladder that you gave way to your bog?? Is that an American toilet??
I did not get fucked, I deny everything I think

Balibabe19 43F

8/27/2006 4:20 pm

i couldn't help but notice that nobody mentioned the tales from the toilet...?? With a group like that surely there is one?


funintheday2006 replies on 8/27/2006 9:57 pm:
Oh babe the toilet was horrendous. phoenix639 and transblucency went together and the rucus was embarassing. Screams of put it in here and where the fuck is it, reverberated around the restaurant, echoing as phoenix639 decided to open her legs.
Scary stuff

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