KELLI CALLS A TRUCE.. AN END TO HOSTILITIES  

funintheday2006 57M
8366 posts
7/26/2006 4:23 pm

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KELLI CALLS A TRUCE.. AN END TO HOSTILITIES

I hope this ends the hurt.

I did not want to do this but, the Fun Gods reputation is at stake from a woman who is so infatuated with me she feels the need to publicly castigate me and call into question my honour and integrity.
She has begged me in private emails and asked on her blog for a truce so, being a magnanimous creature, plus there appears to be a number of sense of humour amputees out there the Fun God has decided to agree to a truce with the only condition being that she casts off the comment ban she has enforced and sends the people to talk to me again.

This has been a terrible episode in my short cyberlife.

All my friends here know that the Fun God is a gentle, shy creature, a man of decorum and pleasantness, not given to insults and untruths.

Yet she continues to vilify me, causing me deep distress and hurt. It has been many hours since I was able to see my screen due to the floods of tears induced by her cruelty and harshness. My world has become a place of clouds where there was sunshine and she has enlisted the help of BaronessK and thecliticals in her jealous and neurotic quest to break up that wonderful relationship I have with my current bonk, Sandy.

It wont happen.

I am publishing here, in full, the first email she sent to me the day after she came to thecliticals apartment at the invitation of Dee, another woman jealous of Sandy and I. This was the start of my nightmare.

Dear Atlas
I can call you Atlas can’t I? It so suits you.
I am writing to tell you about last night when Dee asked me round to try and spoil your liaison with Sandy.
Sandy had told me previously how gorgeous and perfect you were as a man and a lover but, I was still not prepared for the way you exude irresistible sexual magnetism from every pore of your body.
I was immediately smitten with overwhelming lust.
I am telling you this just in case you were wondering why I stripped naked and masturbated all the time I was there.
I do hope that my screaming did not detract from the pleasure you were obviously getting from Sandy’s attentions to Nemo.
I have to tell you that I am a woman who gets what she wants and I want you, nothing will stop me.
I will lie, cheat and travel to the four corners of the Earth to feel your muscular arms around me and Nemo tickling away inside my cavern. I care not about the other 3 women in this quartet of Nemoneed, you will be mine.
I cannot sleep for the memory of the way your muscles ripple with every movement you make, the beautiful sight as your thighs tension before each Sandyesque thrust at her inadequate opening. Oh, that you were a pot-holer, you would look at no other woman but me.
I admit that sleeping with me will be like taking up a new extreme sport but, the adrenalin for Nemo would raise him to even greater statuesque proportions, not that your Nemo needs any size enhancement, I find him the most wonderful sight, other than your face and body.
I don’t know how long I can keep this secret but, I warn you that if I don’t get my own way I could very well attack you in my blog and if it comes to that I am sorry, jealousy rages within me and my very being quakes with the want and anticipation of Nemo.
I am just a poor defenceless woman who has seen her dream, please be mine, forget Sandy.
She has minuscule titties and mine are real knee bangers, on a good day, The Baroness cannot satisfy you, she’s always drunk and Dee is devastated that Sandy feels so strongly for you so will never allow you to move in, she told me that.
Atlas, my Fun God, my heart, my fantasy, we were meant for each other.
Always yours

Kelli


I know, adolescent infatuation, something the Fun God has learned to deal with usually but, she is certainly unhinged and I am pleased that a truce has been called to prevent further harm.

Do you think the truce is a good idea?

Mood: who the fuck started THIS??
Leave a comment for Fun's sake


rm_Benkai7 56M
2358 posts
7/26/2006 4:53 pm

Dear "funintheday2006".

... return of the return ... still ball(s) in play ... you both have so much in common ... even the word "truce" ... ...

Benkai7


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 5:16 pm:
Hello sensei, we do indeed have many things in common

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
7/26/2006 4:55 pm

smiles comment left now give me one


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 5:17 pm:
Thanks my darling, I will

TonyPlays 65M

7/26/2006 4:59 pm

Dude, you should write a "How to Make Hot Women Beg For You" Dummies book.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 5:19 pm:
Hi Tony, I did write it some time ago but the publisher thought it so wonderful they sold the rights to Mr Clinton who appears to be using it to good effect. I unnderstand that Hilary tore out the chapter on discretion
Could have been worse, they could have sold it to Gush

catkit13 67F

7/26/2006 5:17 pm

am i the only person that has no idea what's been going on?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 5:37 pm:
Probably, you have some catching up to do

JuicyBBW1001 56F

7/26/2006 5:27 pm

Hmmm I am not gonna say nuttin again as I feel caught in the middle so I am mum.

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 5:38 pm:
Hello, mum

marywannado 44F

7/26/2006 7:58 pm

*due to the flood of tears*,, awe, I'm sorry, makes me sad when others are hurtin...


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:29 pm:
Thank oyu Mary, I'm a little better now

ella1966 52F
1528 posts
7/26/2006 8:02 pm

O.K., you can both stop making fun of me and the surreptitious references to my blog and my unique situation on here, even I see the humour in this all, and I don't mind being poked fun at, but enough is enough....it ain't over until the fat lady sings, and I can assure you, I am NOT singing today!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:09 pm:
Oh hon, there was nothing in this that remotely referred to you or your situation and I apologise unreservedly if thats what you thought. I never set out to hurt anyone and neither does Kelli. She and I were just having fun with each other, really.
I'm so sorry you thought that, really.

ella1966 52F
1528 posts
7/26/2006 8:35 pm

No, it's OK, I'm just a paranoid sensitive bitch of a cow at the moment, sorry hon! The time is 1.35pm, AEDT, as I post this, just five minutes after you have visited my blog at 3.30 am BST, so am terribly sorry, it is just that some of the references apply uniquely to my situation, however unfortunate, it was perceived a serious on his part, but anyway, life goes on!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 9:20 pm:
No need to apologise ella, I am sometimes a little insensitive and unthinking. There are many on the site who empathise and sympathise with your situation. Lean on your friends babe, it helps.

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/26/2006 10:57 pm

To repeat what Kelli said on her post.

THIS WAS A GAME

For those that think anything else, I apologise. No distress to anyone was ever intended.

Everything on this post is fabrication, a joke and a bit of fun.

However, anything I say about the Baroness, work it out for yourselves


BaronessK 53F

7/27/2006 4:03 am

I didn't see that coming...but I say that to you all the time...Wanking Whinging Brit Git!

Bugger...I do still want ya, though...bloody hell and bollocks!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/27/2006 4:37 am:
Me neither, blind bastard. Hows the dog, you married it yet??

BaronessK 53F

7/27/2006 4:59 am

From Kelli's blog post:

Quoting funintheday2006: Absolute, unconditional surrender Kel, a commenter on my blog thinks this game is a direct attack on her and I have no wish to hurt anyones feelings. For the record: This was fun and in no way was a reference to or reflection of anyoe else on this site. The letters on my blog were made up by me FOR FUN, thats all.

Quoting BaronessK: I, for once, have no idea who thought what...but the Baroness steps back, down, and away from the Court Jester. {Ignore the last comments on those posts; you know I read those things in order of posting, and I was way behind with a hand injury. My deepest apologies to whoever thought our inane insaneness was directed at anyone other than ourselves.}


funintheday2006 replies on 7/27/2006 5:32 am:
Thank you hon

cuteNEway 42F

7/27/2006 5:17 am

UMMMM did the blackout in Queens, NY cause a humor outage in blogland? Do these people know WHO they're reading??

AAHHH

Some say sad, but they are sad themselves if they couldn't see that this was OBVIOUSLY fake

OY frickin VEY!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/30/2006 7:16 pm:
Well put, luv ya

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