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funintheday2006 58M
8366 posts
9/11/2006 6:39 pm

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JOIN OUR BLOG CAMPAIGN FOR MORE SEX


MEN, JOIN THE CAMPAIGN

Us men on here have had enough of you teasing wenches.

There are more of you than there are of us and you are getting too fucking picky.


We never asked to own your body, just to borrow it for a short time BUT NO, you wont let us will ya??

NOW YOUR GONNA BE REALLY SORRY.


The men on this site are being canvassed to withdraw their sexual favours forthwith, play with yourselves ya bints, no more available cock on A F & F until ya start coming across with more regular pussy and tit for the guys.

And as for pussy licking, forget it, not even a tonsil will feel the delight of a mans tongue until you all agree to fornicate with us on a regular basis. Well. Once would be ok, really.

Ya think we are easy dontcha? Flash a tit or a bit of leg and we will dive on ya?
You are SO RIGHT, oops I MEAN WRONG, we will not take second place to plastic and Duracells, no way. We might run down a bit quicker than Duracell but, WE CAN MULTITASK, we are capable of sorting out both ends at the same time, synchronised shagging and kissing is no big deal for us, ask your dildo to do that, it bloody well cant can it??

Hey, splitarses, getting a manshag may have been easy YESTERDAY, today is a new beginning. You will get nothing from us in the sex department. Ya think we have all got pierced cocks so ya can attach a rope to it and lead us along? WRONG. Those willies are ours and ya gonna got nowt from em.
OH, you can ;look at our cock shots, no probs, but, ya cant feel em, smell em and you most definitely are BANNED from sucking the damn things.

You think that your enticing eyes, kissable lips, beautiful smile, a gorgeous bosom, pert squeezable arse and luscious legs are gonna weaken us?? Pah, no way, we are strong, we are men.
You will beg and plead with us to give you a man service but NO. NO NO NO.

We men have pride, self respect, strength of character, standards and strength of resolve.

You wenches will be salivating with desire but, YOU WILL BE DEPRIVED.

See how you fucking like it, ya bints.

There is now IN YOUR LIFE a famine of available man flesh, no tiny testies to grapple with and no humonguous man tools to play with. HaH. Got ya, ya buggers.

Hey, do not think for one second you can win this battle ya cockless wonders coz we have a standby plan.

If ya all don’t start to beg for our hairy chests and fanny probes the FunGod has enlisted the services of a World Famous plastic surgeon and all us men are going to have an op to change us into bisexual bimbos, coz THEY are so fucking popular here, you would be denied forever, we would be REALLY busy.

When thats done Ill be 6ft tall, medium build, fucking beautiful cock, balls x 2, not too bad to look at, long legs (hairy, but what the hell, you cant have everything, hate wax), lovely eyes that sparkle with extraordinary humour and, most importantly, cute pert breasts, probably smallish just to tease you, with the most amazing sensitive nipples. My arse will be lifted and be FUCKING AWESOME.And whilst Im on the table I will have my tongue lengthened and my airways adjusted so I can breathe through my ears. I will also have a retractable and adjustable pussy transplanted just above the beautiful cock for easy access.
YOU WILL FUCKING WANT ME THEN WONT YOU??!!

CMON GUYS, WILL YOU JOIN THE PROTEST?
POST THE CAMPAIGN ON YOUR BLOG AND TELL ME YOUVE DONE IT.


Lets punish the wenches, we are getting fuck all anyway, we may as well make it look like its voluntary.

Cockless wenches: You can apologise here and promise to make yourself available for manshags at all times. Do it, its your only way to salvation.



Footfetish note:

Part 2 of the ongoing disgusting sex orgy may or may not have the following players:


fotogodfunintheday2006

sweetbabydee07iamrubytuesday

baronesskeconomickrisis

mzhunyholeexpatbrit49

isthisbetter4ucatseyes23


plus a few cameo’s..maybe

That’s a lot of maybes coz I aint writted it yit, give me some ideas..PLEASE…

Coming to a shitty blog near you … soon


UPDATE..

My nose is running, I have a cold.
I NEED A CUDDLE


JuicyBBW1001 56F

9/11/2006 7:03 pm

What's wrong with being picky about our dickee's??? You wouldn't slide Nemo into any ole ho would you??

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 7:33 pm:
Wouldnt I ??

TXBITCH2006 51F

9/11/2006 7:07 pm

We men have pride, self respect, strength of character, standards and strength of resolve.

What? When did this happen? Did hell freeze over and I didn't know it? Let me run outside and see if pigs are flying too..lol


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 7:34 pm:
Pig flyimg olympics were last week Babe won

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
9/11/2006 8:18 pm

Ok, reporting for duty!!! Oh, Captain, my, Cap'ee Ton!!!! LOL!!!

Might as well, not gettin' any


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 8:25 pm:
Good man, Ive told the girls going to the meet you are a monk and totally celibate

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
9/11/2006 8:19 pm

Might as well, not gettin' any


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 8:26 pm:
You are repeating yourself, just like a daft woman, stop it

rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
9/11/2006 8:41 pm

a cute pert breast, probably smallish just to tease you, with the most amazing sensitive nipples

WHAT!?!? You're only gonna have A breast but still have multiple nipples? Send that pic right away, please.
Oh, and I think my man must not have gotten your memo cause he was layin on the pipe pretty durn strong just this morning.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 9:19 pm:
Aiunt it a bitch what a typo can doYou point your randy git at my post, he will join in, no doubt.

milady_de_winter 45F

9/11/2006 9:01 pm

lol

my my...i can do without cock... read my post on hand releif????

Ciao Ciao

lilith Divine


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 9:20 pm:
Been and checked it. Asian hands may be OK but, there is nothing you wenches lkke more than an injection of manmeat, go on admit it.

cobra70118 106M

9/11/2006 9:17 pm

funintheday, your nuts...

hey! I don't mind a few of you guys taking a walk... more for me!

Oct, having a little party in NOLA... bring everyone in the UK,

your still nuts though!


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 10:11 pm:
You do realise that an anagram of your handle is crabo, which is almost an STD dontcha?? Well. thats why you are getting nothing

Smiles1962006 58F
525 posts
9/11/2006 9:24 pm

Quote: I will also have a retractable and adjustable pussy transplanted just above the beautiful cock for easy access.


Great! that'll make it easier for you all when we tell ya to "Go Fuck Yerself"

*Smiles*


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 10:12 pm:
I wont care, Ill be bloody able to wont I?? No waiting for a wet one either, press the button and Whamo!!! Job done

cobra70118 106M

9/11/2006 10:19 pm

The Isle of Guysbos... I hear the woman are sending thank you notes with jars of petroleum jelly and pom poms.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 10:59 pm:
Have you got directions??

redrobin012057 61F

9/11/2006 11:01 pm

Oh Darling.... you can bitch -moan-complain ya little heart out.We do have good substitutes you know, we can improvise.Another female with a strap-on perhaps - and we can rub tit to tit,pussy to pussy.

Suffer in silence


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 11:03 pm:
Oh honey, there is only one thing you cant have MANMEAT. Now you know a substitute is never as good as THE REAL THING

cobra70118 106M

9/11/2006 11:07 pm

"Have you got directions??

To the Isle of Guysbos or New Orleans? To New Orleans go to Heathrow and tell the pilot to fly due SWW for 4200 miles, take a right when ya see Alabama and ya can't miss it. It's in the swamp with a huge dome thingy and a really big river.

Precious... don't worry honey, I gotcha covered [post 505079]
You will never be deprived!


cobra70118 106M

9/11/2006 11:11 pm

"Have you got directions??

To the Isle of Guysbos or New Orleans? To New Orleans go to Heathrow and tell the pilot to fly due SWW for 4200 miles, take a right when ya see Alabama and ya can't miss it. It's in the swamp with a huge dome thingy and a really big river.

Precious... don't worry honey, I gotcha covered You will never be deprived! [post 505079]


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 11:18 pm:
Got it, will find pilot. Prec is covered mate, has a bloody male harem on her blog. Cant get a look in nowadays. Buggers.

cobra70118 106M

9/11/2006 11:33 pm

"Prec is covered mate, has a bloody male harem on her blog."

Geeee... I wonder why


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 11:36 pm:
Beats me, must be those shoes She gets blisters on her feet with em too.

hereIam51757 57F
8001 posts
9/11/2006 11:51 pm

Oh my! This is TOO funny!!!!!
Sorry you're not getting any!

*kisses*
LG


funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 11:58 pm:
Whadya mean sorry?? Did you offer me respite? NO. Ya cum here looking like a million dollars ands dont even throw me a cent. Bloody women.

BaronessK 54F

9/11/2006 11:51 pm

I have responded to poor Mav...and told him that I have a plan...it's a rather good one, 'we' think, and will be immediately put into action, as y'all poor sorry excuses for blokes need help as soon as possible.

As for YOU...ya whining, whinging, wanking {HA! I KNEW IT!!} Brit git sot...I'll even help you, a bit, I think...I'll have to think upon it and a consensus of 7 or majority takes a bit of time...so deal! As for making myself available, I have 7 sex drives and they are all in hyperdrive...can't help there aren't that many REAL men available...that I don't scare the hell out of! It must be synchronicity...for I have 777, triple lucky 7, as posting number!

P.S. Oh, and ya daft sot...there's a lag from here to overseas on posting comments/them showing up...so pay as much attention to my comments as ya do those damn bottles of wine...and send me one when ya done, I don't believe in toys, but surely even an empty bottle of wine...well, ya know! {It's been a while...which in my case would be more than a day in any case anyhow, but as of late...months, and that just ain't right!


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 12:52 am:
Blah., blah, blah, Geez. I saw your blog comment ya bint, typical bloody woman, making plan from a mans idea. Phut. Whats new. The bitch is back, trust me, a short holiday only...

cobra70118 106M

9/12/2006 12:10 am

"cause I ain't finding any round these parts."

Try lookin in the swamp babe...


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 12:57 am:
She is the swamp, she says

BRONZEHALO 48M

9/12/2006 12:46 am

I'm with ya Fun !!! (Unless a cute one winks at me) So, I'm weak! Execute me! I NEVER deny a lady. What they want, they get. Always been that way. Always will. Just make sure you're what they THINK they want.
Tom

Bronzehalo 2007


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 12:58 am:
Ya fecking male whore, keep it zipped horny prat. Do it for the greater good of blogman

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
9/12/2006 1:01 am

    Quoting BaronessK:
    I have responded to poor Mav...and told him that I have a plan...it's a rather good one, 'we' think, and will be immediately put into action, as y'all poor sorry excuses for blokes need help as soon as possible.

    As for YOU...ya whining, whinging, wanking {HA! I KNEW IT!!} Brit git sot...I'll even help you, a bit, I think...I'll have to think upon it and a consensus of 7 or majority takes a bit of time...so deal! As for making myself available, I have 7 sex drives and they are all in hyperdrive...can't help there aren't that many REAL men available...that I don't scare the hell out of! It must be synchronicity...for I have 777, triple lucky 7, as posting number!

    P.S. Oh, and ya daft sot...there's a lag from here to overseas on posting comments/them showing up...so pay as much attention to my comments as ya do those damn bottles of wine...and send me one when ya done, I don't believe in toys, but surely even an empty bottle of wine...well, ya know! {It's been a while...which in my case would be more than a day in any case anyhow, but as of late...months, and that just ain't right!
Ok, all that talk and no plan! What gives?


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 1:04 am:
Be patient, waiting for the Bazbus can be long, but, there is always a collision

cobra70118 106M

9/12/2006 1:22 am

"Ok, all that talk and no plan! What gives? "

Nagin's got the same problem. Though the ladies go nuts over his head. There ya go. Shave your heads! Woman love shaved heads!

Maybe just blow this popsicle stand off and go where the real wild ladies are... Brazil! Very good buddy of mine from S America hangs in Brazil and the couple of Brazilian ladies I've known were awesome! Hottest ladies on the planet. There ya go. Shave your heads and move to Brazil.

But come to my party first though. lmao ya might just end up in Brazil from my party.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 3:50 am:
Brazil has another meaning for me

BaronessK 54F

9/12/2006 2:52 am

'We' are working on helping your said, sodden case, dear. When we are done we will come back and tell you and all that, since you are a dense sort of sot, what? At any rate, in the meantime, there are some points on your 'addendum', you trifling, twisted git!

First, if you are going to insist on continuing the perversion, at least in the case of BaronessK and economickrisis at least get it the fuck right, in the right order which is economickrisis and BaronessK. Somehow, at this time, I am sure I should be insisting on cameos by 'roos and other things, but your perverted mind, such as it is, is much more twisted than mine...so in other words, I am being lazy, all of me, and leave you to dig your own holes, in several manners of speaking!


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 3:52 am:
Bollocks, ya auld bint, the holes are dug by others, I just fill em in

BaronessK 54F

9/12/2006 4:37 am

And I am sorry for your incoming cold; sending cuddles...and cooties!

About done with the posting, I think...definitely today, as I have put off the planned post. But this one will do, definitely. Later....


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 5:39 am:
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Thank you for the cuds bint, keep the cooties and I am looking forward to your post, possibly, potentially, maybe, I think[/font]

rm_babyboomer26 68M
898 posts
9/12/2006 4:49 am

What you need to do Fun, is get yourself a harem. You want to talk about multitasking!

Otherwise a good solution is to sit on your hand until it falls asleep. Then it feels like someone else is yanking you off.

Boomer


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 5:42 am:
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Its not about me, its about all the poor men out there being teased by the damn wenches. We are laughed at, ridiculed and treated derisively. We dont mind that bit if we can get our end away.. thats all we want [/font]

rm_Benkai7 56M
2358 posts
9/12/2006 5:25 am

Dear "funintheday2006".

... Your campaign will backfire, my friend ... You didn't have in mind that women do not need men's body parts to get them an orgasm ... Women are able, without any sexual encounter, to orgasm only by dreams in their brains ... men instead need to be stimulated directly on their body ... visual makes it (of course) easier ... but keep in "mind" women don't need visual help ...

... my health advice for your "running nose" (if it is your nose) ...
please use a saline solution to wash out your sinuses ...

{ Benkai7 {... just a poor Ronin marching by ... { Z


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 5:47 am:
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Sensei, as always you are correct, women do not need anything else but their minds. What you forgot to mention (ducks to avoid missiles)is that mens minds are so full of important stuff like sport and getting laid we need visual and tactile stimulation. A woman, well.... I did the saline solution this morning, thank you, will be repeating before leaning head over dinner plate
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BaronessK 54F

9/12/2006 5:48 am

    Quoting rm_babyboomer26:
    What you need to do Fun, is get yourself a harem. You want to talk about multitasking!

    Otherwise a good solution is to sit on your hand until it falls asleep. Then it feels like someone else is yanking you off.

    ♠♥ Boomer ♦♣
Ain't even gonna ask how a guy knows about the 'hand thing', nope. BUT...regarding 'harem'...one better...get a female to PIMP you...so did and done. Please direct your attention away from wanking and snifling and sniffing and go to [post 505364]. That is all, ya wanking brit git!


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 8:28 am:
See, ya cant keep up can ya? Been there, seen that, left to compile suitable reposte. Be afraid, be VERY afraid

MOfunNOWWOW 56F

9/12/2006 5:51 am

In the MOaning I do just fine smelling my own hand and saying ohhhhhhhh Jackie O O OOOOOOOOOO baby


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 5:56 am:
Well thats ok for during the week but, whatcha gonna do when you need to be slipped a length? You wont get any Peni collider from us ya know, then what will you drink?? You will beg us and we are gonna say NO, so lets be 'avin ya apologies and promises

IAmRubytuesday 56F
3193 posts
9/12/2006 5:58 am

I have to point out that 9 out of 10 of the colour schemes you pick for your new show-offy border thingy's are shit. they are neither contrasting nor complimentary. They disturb me. They remind me of old men's pyjama's. Get down to your local Do-It-All and pick up a paint chart for ideas.

And do not decorate your own trailer.

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 8:29 am:
They only disturb you coz they are man sex colours and we have drained the tank and turned off the tap ya ungrateful buggers.

funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 8:42 am:

BaronessK 54F

9/12/2006 8:11 am

Oh, and I promise...SQUAT DIDDLEY...and not of the sexual kind. My heart, along with my other body parts, are 'taken' at this time! However, even were that not so...a guy would have to do the "Lady and the Tiger" thing...although he, technically, would have better odds with me...since there is only one tiger and still 6 'other'. Makes for interesting sex, so I hear....

Cuz allz of me is a bit kinky and stuff, ya know!


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 8:31 am:
Well I know women sqat for a diddly, you aint man enough to stand up are ya? Ya will ONLY be hearing about sex, we are on strike...

tracy_de_lacy 106F
9268 posts
9/12/2006 8:11 am

You sad desperate man. We don't care. We can get it anywhere.

Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 8:32 am:
Sad anbd desperate? I concur. Sad because we have to resort to these tactics and desperate to bring the willy strike to thew masses. Ya'll get it nowhere then

MOfunNOWWOW 56F

9/12/2006 11:21 am

funintheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 7:56 am:
Well thats ok for during the week but, whatcha gonna do when you need to be slipped a length? You wont get any Peni collider from us ya know, then what will you drink?? You will beg us and we are gonna say NO, so lets be 'avin ya apologies and promises

MOmo replies: and in the beginning the KING of Pervs expatbrit gave us veggies


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


funintheday2006 replies on 9/13/2006 4:23 am:
That mans demented, ya need meat ya carnivorous copulator

rm_WackyEPP 54F
8470 posts
9/12/2006 11:31 am

In response....[post 505719]....You have got no F***ing chance.

Do you REALLY think the men of this site can resist?

Look all you had to do was mail me and ask....I'LL MEET YA! (It would have to be dark mind, I don't want Nemo to be scared)

Nice try Sweetheart.



Wacky Jacky


funintheday2006 replies on 9/13/2006 4:24 am:
Ill be around to answer any scurilous slight on my character ya wench

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
9/12/2006 12:30 pm


funintheday2006 replies on 9/13/2006 4:25 am:
Y'see, I can be nice

marathonman45202 55M
6640 posts
9/12/2006 3:50 pm

Times like this when bisexuality comes in handy


funintheday2006 replies on 9/13/2006 4:27 am:
Whoaaaaaaa, shit! Do you HAVE to be bisexual to use your hand?? Oops, I must be as well then

cobra70118 106M

9/12/2006 3:54 pm

your one sick lizarb mr fun god!


funintheday2006 replies on 9/13/2006 4:28 am:
My doctor said Im improving by the minute.

woofff 42F

9/12/2006 11:23 pm

Its nice....the only challenge is that I need to breathe at some point, in between giggles...

Make it less funny,you! My mouth hurts from so much mirth.

Gives Fun A hug,
Loved it. Brilliant.

W
.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/13/2006 4:29 am:
Thats good, youll be able to keep it in yer mouth longer when we decide t'all have been contrite enough. OO look, a hug, thank you babe.

EroticaXTC 51F

9/13/2006 9:25 am

You Big Girl's Blouse!
And just how do you men expect to perform 3000 miles away? What's the point in offering when it won't happen anyway? You're taking away nothing we had in the first place...
Thanks for deepening my despair.

[post 2151225]


funintheday2006 replies on 9/13/2006 9:32 am:
You a bit short in the wet department too Oh bouncing boobies?? I am not a girls blouse, I am a shirt, Im a mans shirt. If I were there and those legs were in that position Id look like a breech birth

fantasylover_05 63M

9/13/2006 9:29 am

Sorry my man.... you are ON YOUR OWN HERE!!

If I get a CHANCE I am TAKING IT!!! I have been WITHOUT long enough... I am gonna get anything I can!!! LOL LOL


funintheday2006 replies on 9/13/2006 9:33 am:
Be strong, them wench types know how easy we are, we gotta be strong. Its quite easy when its not being offered They will get tired of the manual jobby and be begging us next week.

ShaneLiveLife 52M

9/13/2006 9:35 am

It sounds like a good "theoretical" plan

.... treat them with indifference and go on strike

...... the former might work but the latter not

.......... they have too many options and too much imagination !


Why not consider the following plan:

1. kidnap suitable pussy
2. tie them up in a room
3. treat them with indifference and ignore them .....
4. when they can't stand it any more fuck their brains out ....


or alternatively:

1. nuke the competition

Now these are PLANS !

.... just make sure you give me plenty of warning


Live with passion !


funintheday2006 replies on 9/13/2006 9:11 pm:
Now we have our international Manthem, they will be begging us mate, the damned sex withholders

BaronessK 54F

9/13/2006 11:21 am

YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!


Spread the legs and go at it!


Pick someone, ANYone, and FUCK THEM ALREADY!!!!


RULES:

1 -- You can fuck the person who fucked you.

2 -- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can. {C'mon, man, ENDURANCE!} Be creative, too, ya sorry sots!

3 -- You...MUST...spread the sex! At least 1 fuck!

4 -- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it!

5 -- Random sex is perfectly okay...and damn near mandatory!

6 -- Do NOT worry about same gender fucking...here's your ready made excuse!

7 -- Get started fucking RIGHT AWAY, ya horny fuckers!

This is about showing everyone how much you care for them or how bad you want them or how bad you want to fuck them or how bad you want to FUCK THEM OVER!

Make EVERYone feel a little loved! Please, don't take this overly personal...


BUT YOU JUST GOT FUCKED!!


Now shut the FUCK UP already!


BTW, I know you blinked and missed it...but that's not unusual, for YOU! Next time, lay off the wine...because we were MAGIC, darlin'! But that means the 'strike' is over...because you just got YOURS!


funintheday2006 replies on 9/13/2006 9:13 pm:
You have no idea ya daft wench, Im a sex icon, I make em scream for days with pleasure. Now.. any takers... STOP, Im on strike, ya gonna have to REALLY beg me

cobra70118 106M

9/13/2006 11:18 pm

Truth is all kidding aside. Your right. Woman hold back because there's too many cave men in the world but... not all men are cave men nor do all men grow up equal either(get off my case about the double negative). The idea a piece of battery powered plastic can replace a man is delusional and out of balance with nature. That is true insanity. Then ppl want to know why the worlds a mess. Truth is, whether mankind survives or not will not be determined by war or weapons but by the quality in which men and woman relate to each other.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/13/2006 11:32 pm:
Hi mate. Amongst my cynical and sarcastic posts there is usually a very tiny element of truth. You are correct, confrontation and violence will solve nothing. The way people respect and accept each other is the key.

cobra70118 106M

9/14/2006 1:22 am

"Amongst my cynical and sarcastic posts there is usually a very tiny element of truth."

I knew and maybe a lot of truth sometimes. How many of us share Erotica's despair?


funintheday2006 replies on 9/14/2006 3:07 am:
More than would care to admit it I suspect mate.

BaronessK 54F

9/14/2006 9:50 am

funtheday2006 replies on 9/12/2006 10:28 am: See, ya cant keep up can ya? Been there, seen that, left to compile suitable reposte. Be afraid, be VERY afraid.

Of what, all the typos? Or do you mean that TRIPE YOU posted in INTERNATIONAL MANTHEM FOR COCKS or even Baroness is a Goddess?
COMING TO A BLOG NEAR YOU
Baronessk
BARONESS BITCH BROADCASTING BUREAU SHAMELESSLY PRESENTS THE SEARCH FOR MEANING, NEMO, MAGNIFYING GLASS, TASER, AND BATTERIES -- THE TRUE STORY OF FUN IS A DELUDED SEXLESS SOT
At first I was afraid
Nemo wasn't petrified
Kept thinking I could never find out
Without him being magnified
But then I gladdened at my plight
Thinking how Nemo was long spent
And I didn't relent
But Nemo was tracked down by his scent
And so he's back
And in his usual haste
I just turned over to still smell him here
With that sad wind of bathroom waste
I should have recharged that old taser
I should have made him leave me be
If I had known for just one second
He'd be back to bother me

Go on now, go,
For Nemo no pussy ever more
The juices have turned for you
'Cause you're not useful any more
Weren't you the little one
Who couldn't use his one good eye
How badly Nemo fumbled
When once again he laid down to die
Oh yes, sad eye
Can not revive
Oh as long as I have batteries
what the hell I can survive
without Nemo and his five
I've got a real sex life to live
I've got lips galore to give
and I'll survive
I will survive (hey-hey)

It took all the strength Nemo had
Not to fall back right asleep
Kept trying hard not to bend
Although he never got that deep
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself
You used to cry
Because he couldn't hold his head up high
So he got no damn pussy
Cuz he couldn't reach the view
He needs chains, that little person,
Or a hard-in-morning loo
And so he always feels like drooping down
And looks and smells so greasy
And now I'm saving all my juices
For something that doesn't make me queasy

Go on now, go,
For Nemo no pussy ever more
The juices have turned for you
'Cause you're not useful any more
Weren't you the little one
Who couldn't use his one good eye
How badly Nemo fumbled
When once again he laid down to die
Oh yes, sad eye
Can not revive
Oh as long as I have batteries
What the hell I can survive
Without Nemo and his five
I've got a real sex life to live
I've got lips galore to give
And I'll survive
I will survive


{Shamelessly borrowed from Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive...and so freakin' BETTER than fun's shameless yet failed attempt!


funintheday2006 replies on 9/14/2006 10:43 pm:
Im better at it than you

BaronessK 54F

9/14/2006 10:13 am

Funny you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the blogs gonna be a big man as day
You got bad puns in your place
You big disgrace
Cuz Baroness is kickin your ass all over this place

We will we will knock you
We will we will mock you

Funny, you're a bad man, soft man
Shoutin' in the blogs gonna really get laid some day
You got bad puns in your place
You won't show your face
Whistlin' your slogan all over the place

We will we will out jock you
We will we will sock you

Funny you're an old man perv man
Pleadin with your eyes gonna get you a piece some day
You got no cum on your face
but ya always get mace
Cuz Baroness keeps putting you back in your place

We will we will knock you
We will we will mock you


funintheday2006 replies on 9/14/2006 10:45 pm:
Thats it, I aint being fucking nice to you any more

partygirl3869 50F

9/14/2006 11:44 am

Well, you know I'm game for anything...*wink* (hands you a kleenex for your runny nose)


funintheday2006 replies on 9/14/2006 10:46 pm:
Thank you *hands kleenex back to wipe mouth*

SAKIRS1991

9/14/2006 2:18 pm

HI LOVE FRIEND OK


funintheday2006 replies on 9/14/2006 10:46 pm:
I beg your pudding

akron42   
2375 posts
9/14/2006 3:46 pm

Hey fun, I wanted a shag from you! So are you seriously gonna send me away? C'mon baby, just once give to me like I want it-hot and fast. You can have your pussy-cot after we shake the walls of hell together.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/14/2006 10:48 pm:
Oh, go on then, just the one befgore I go on the campaign trail. Fuck, I am SO EASY, Im embarrasing

akron42   
2375 posts
9/15/2006 6:48 pm

Sorry fun, I have a headache. STRIKE ONE FOR THE LADIES!!!! To be honest, I WOULD like a shag with you, so don't be mad at my trickiness please.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/16/2006 2:15 am:
ONya back wench, it aint your head getting it, well not for too long anyway

akron42   
2375 posts
9/16/2006 9:46 am

Okay then, I am SO THERE!


funintheday2006 replies on 9/16/2006 10:23 pm:
Was it good for you?? Did we wake anyone??

viv763
1 post
9/16/2006 1:19 pm

ya i want write me at


rm_lucky5469
12 posts
9/18/2006 11:35 pm

the only thing i want more than getting laid is getting laid by two


funintheday2006 replies on 9/19/2006 12:40 am:
Welcome mate, Im so sorry we only do threes and fives

akron42   
2375 posts
9/19/2006 10:17 am

We woke EVERYONE! (You have to scream quietly hon!)


funintheday2006 replies on 9/19/2006 8:37 pm:
I noticed even the neighbours had a smoke afterwards

kinkyX2X2
1 post
9/19/2006 11:12 am

They didn't wake up because they never went to sleep we were going at it for so long. Man can he fuck!


funintheday2006 replies on 9/19/2006 8:37 pm:
Oh, Im a fucking legend

akron42   
2375 posts
9/21/2006 10:57 am

One shag, and the whole country runs out of Marlboros when we're around!


funintheday2006 replies on 9/21/2006 7:53 pm:
Comes with the territory, being a sex icon _

DrksideCreation 33M
105 posts
9/27/2006 1:36 am

lmao I can't take it anymore im laughing so hard. I shall join the crusade if it is still going on


49823672
1 post
10/6/2006 8:11 am

if u girls are fron near ocala fl just drop a line , and ill be there . im looking to have fun and to give some fun 2


hotbitch343 46F

10/7/2006 2:16 pm

sounds to me like you been talking to the wrong women baby... im willing to give it up. cant find a man worthy enough for this ass....take a look for yourself....lol


wisachones
1 post
10/9/2006 8:52 am

820


rm_Digi9074929 41M
14 posts
10/10/2006 8:38 pm

Hi! look like this log have a lot of fun. I m coming to join this world


eMthepalacefan
3 posts
10/12/2006 9:18 am

That,s ok! I got my own fan club of trusty male followers who I know won't desert me, so easy cum easy go.


rm_charly_0615
2 posts
10/13/2006 5:25 pm

haha


rm_charly_0615
2 posts
10/13/2006 5:27 pm

haha


sugarbritches309 47F

10/15/2006 3:44 am

This is too far... good luck on getting you sum...


michael112723 57M
47 posts
10/15/2006 5:00 am

WHAT AN EDUCATION wake's from a coma an this'SHIT'Shappennennn....1963


michael112723 57M
47 posts
10/15/2006 6:16 am

WHATZ....THIS.............FUCKING...HELL I'm go'en find that cunt,THERAPY ,,,i was looken 4 a root....MATE...............................................................................ia'm Goren find that cunt,THERAPY ,,,i was looken 4 a root....MATE...............................................................................wishmyyoungbloke was paying more attention ...............what noClub 15271963


michael112723 57M
47 posts
10/15/2006 6:35 am

    Quoting akron42:
    Sorry fun, I have a headache. STRIKE ONE FOR THE LADIES!!!! To be honest, I WOULD like a shag with you, so don't be mad at my trickiness please.
MATE i gooto fn do this now ,looks like ur thought o tossen this 1 on the is is as close 2 aa root i'm getten t'nite,....didn't c tat ....___ph .............. where....french chicks.........ya lucky cunt ...i'll ty the2sluts down the road..........MICHAEL_J


rm_alanwong69 43M
3 posts
10/16/2006 9:31 pm

i wanna jion


ardiente_1106
2 posts
10/17/2006 12:33 am

hola a todos


ardiente_1106
2 posts
10/17/2006 12:38 am

no entiendo el ingles
me pueden escribir en espaƱol


20023319
1 post
11/8/2006 4:29 am

pizzzzz sex[photofdgdf vbcvb]


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