I WAS FUCKED SILLY, THATS WHY I AM STUPID  

funintheday2006 57M
8366 posts
7/14/2006 2:27 am

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I WAS FUCKED SILLY, THATS WHY I AM STUPID

The meeting was reasonably short but, all agenda items covered and I got to the hotel about 3.30pm.

Settled into the room, showered and awaited my AdultFriendFinder meet at 7pm, taking advantage of the wire free to do a tad blogging, as you do!

She sent a text saying she would be a bit early so, not to worry, wait in the room, simply send a text with room number.

Never thought anything of it so sent room number via text and got some wine for drinkies in room whilst we chatted before dinner……

Just after 5.30 knock on door and I opened it.

FUCK ME IT WAS HER, AND VERY EARLY.

Now in a woman that is a sure danger signal but, I was not given time to contemplate the ramifications, I looked at her and she was indeed very beautiful, a smile that was electric and legs that went all the way past her ears. The most noticeable thing, however, was the obvious restraints she was carrying, the only consolation in the fact that the fastenings were Velcro!!

I was breathless and incapable of moving but, as it happens, moving was not an option anyway. She lunged at me her lips seeking mine and finding them. Trapped in the steel grip of a potential dom I was rigid with fear, although the soft lips were having a somewhat pleasant effect on my bits that tingle.
I espied a blindfold amongst the previously discarded restraints and began to get just a little concerned.
We reversed up to the bed, door still ajar, and I was pushed onto my back ( Now, I have to say here, I am not easy, I fought with all my strength and told her if she did not leave me alone I would whisper for help. All to no avail).
She undressed slowly, although it did not take too long, a short dress and thong appeared to be her total visiting wardrobe! She then started to undress me and I mentioned it might not be a bad idea to close the door, the main hotel corridor being beyond it. Did she close it?? Did she fuck, she just grinned!
So there I am, naked, the hotel door open wide and a gorgeous woman ministering to little Nemo with her lips.
Now come on guys, would you move?? Course not, doesn’t happen every fucking afternoon, does it???

Things progressed ( fuck off, not too many details!!)

Under strict instructions (??!!), I cancelled the dinner table in restaurant and ordered room service. Apparently, all that time wasted sat at a table could be better employed, I was informed.
Shit, Stud, I am not, but, I’ll give it a go just for the hell of it!!

So young lady arrives with trolley laden with food and eyebrows raised as she is greeted by a terrified man in a towel being stalked by an obviously naked woman with a sheet covering her bits.

Thank God, I thought, a brief respite for food and a glass of wine, still untouched next to the bed.

NO SUCH LUCK.

It would appear to be a liking of some ladies (well, this one at least!), to eat whilst impaled, using the same chair as the hapless male.
Now have you ever tried cutting a perfectly cooked fillet steak whilst some nymphomatic creature writhes and grinds your pelvic bones?? NO?? I am shocked, I thought it was the norm.
I haven’t seen that much food on a floor since I fed a 2 year old who was having an I don’t want it moment.
So, main course over, at least I’d get a break for sweet.

FUCK THAT

Plates or the usual food receptacles were superfluous, eating from the body was the order of the day. Just glad I didn’t order anything with custard, although the ice cream was bloody cold!
It was now after 9 o clock and this old body was spent, wasted, finished, needing no more, wanting rest, closing down.

OH NO YOU FUCKING DONT

I’d forgotten the restraints in all the excitement, or maybe I was mentally blocking their presence, who knows.
Feeling fairly comfortable that all she really wanted was to wear Nemo to a frazzle and nothing more sinister would take place I agreed to a tie down for a while.

FUCKING BIG MISTAKE THAT WAS

Got me shackled like a suckling pig waiting to be spit she then applied the blindfold. Bollocks, I’d forgotten all about it and was in no position to resist, having no use of arms or legs.
Well, shag me silly, what happened for the next 45 years I don’t have a fucking clue.
All I know is she left the room for 5 minutes, came back, then did unspeakably ticklish and ( ok I admit) fairly pleasant things with whatever it was, and then left again for 5 minutes, apparently to return whatever it was to her car.
By this time I felt like I’d been working out at the gym for a fucking week and was in no condition to….

OH POOR NEMO

Listen, I am not 18, sexual prime left without warning some time ago and performing to this level is not usual for me but, Nemo does not understand, the rest of me is saying lie down you little shit and he’s there waving like a fucking demented starting flag at a grand prix.
Naturally, she takes advantage of his stupidity and the last time I noticed the time was around 1am.
7 bloody hours without any considerations for me, no tea break, no time out, no half time (unless you count the meal), no stopping for breath, nothing.

So that was a meet off this site.

Who said it does not work.

And yes, I know your reading you bastard, I havent been able to get a hard on since!!!

Have you had similar experiences from here??


4biddenlove4us 50F

7/14/2006 4:23 am

Been there, had it done to me and hope it never happens again and to top it off it happened in my own home and not consentual either
Not something I would wish on my worst enemy and many enemies I have I can assure you


funintheday2006 replies on 7/14/2006 5:10 am:
OMG that sucks

JuicyBBW1001 55F

7/14/2006 5:08 am

I have not had dates like this but I do remember a couple that where a bit scary. Once I had breakfast with this guy whom I felt no attraction too. When breakfast was over I told him thanks for breakfast but I really need to get back home. Since I don't drive he offered me a ride which I should have declined. When we got to my apartment I openned my door and just as I was closing it he came in. Started rubbing my shoulders and making me very uncomfortable. So I told him he needed to leave or I would call the police. That didn't seem to phase him any so I kneed him in his groin and said want more asshole? Finally he left.

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 7/14/2006 5:11 am:
Finally?? Thought the knee would have been a rather good hint!!

rm_Here4FunCgy 57M/55F

7/14/2006 5:56 am

We thought this was what 'meet & greets' were for!....No??


funintheday2006 replies on 7/14/2006 7:58 pm:
Why didn;t anyone tell ME

BaronessK 53F

7/14/2006 5:59 am

Of course I have! Sheesh, what a question! He wrote me through this site, asking me if I realized how much of a bitch I came off as in my profile. I responded yes, of course {that I had made sure that I had done exactly that, in fact}. His return email was to find out more about me, since I was at least an honest looney tunes but not stalker material. We emailed, messenged, talked on phone a few times, then he wanted me to meet him {my choice as to where, my city/place or his}.

I went to meet him. Poor thing never stood a chance once I got in his door...well, that's not exactly true...I let him get to the living room. I kept trying to take his clothes off, got more excited realizing he went 'commando'...called him a prick tease while trying to drag him toward his bedroom. Well, you know...a regular date, more or less! Saved a Harley and rode a biker. I'm socially conscious...was just trying to be socially unconscious, thank you!

What's wrong with a tart trying to get a piece of fluff from a wanker, anyway? I didn't do my 'suck the chrome off a Harley' thing...just the 'suck a golf ball through a hose' thing. Men...ya can't live with them and you can't get them to drive to Texas where ya can shoot 'em, sheesh damnit doggie!

You think I freaked him a bit whilst riding him by screaming out things like, "Yee haw, there's a snake in the water hole, boy doggie!"?


Hun, I've been on more laps than a napkin...but I'm a high-quality linen napkin, ya wanker!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/14/2006 8:01 pm:
That was one brave motherfucker of a man, a hero, a force to be reckoned with. Totally certifiable in fact
Solied and ancient napkin

thingsarelukinup 33F

7/14/2006 10:01 am

thx 4 the tip. Atak u LOL


funintheday2006 replies on 7/14/2006 8:01 pm:
Mmmmmmmm

MWWwantmore 52F

7/14/2006 11:15 am

LOL but it sounds like you had fun



I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/14/2006 8:03 pm:
You are correct, it WAS an experience although, I have declined a further invitation at a replay!!!

MaggiesWishes 61F

7/14/2006 1:28 pm

I truly wish you wouldn't tell everyone how we met.
YOU and I both know we ended up in the hospital, wore out, dehydrated and they had to replace that leg of yours again, and ... warned you of toxic paints on ya "wanker" ... and then look, just look a me... those stressful rounds with you have dislocated my hip now. Hump!
btw, I think you left your teeth in the loo, at the hospital, so get over here and gum me, if you want me to scream.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/14/2006 8:07 pm:
Why do you have to mention my leg and teeth?? I'll never get another shag if you start that. Been to hospital and picked up yur medicine.Doc says if you dont take it this time your gonna go back in that nice room with the soft walls. Im cumin to suk ya

IAmRubytuesday 56F
3193 posts
7/14/2006 2:01 pm

You indiscrete fucker you - talk about kiss and tell! I was taking Dolly back to the car actually, you ungrateful bastard - didn't complain when nemo was in her mouth though, did you? She has foot and mouth as well you thankless piece of shit, which makes her prone to sudden bouts of projectile diarrhoea. Not that you'd care with your whiney: "Oh suck harder Engelbert!" I was going to let you off with the £2.50 you 'forgot' to contribute, but oh no - you've blown it now mister!!!

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/14/2006 8:13 pm:
Oh stop whining. If you wanted it to be a secret you would not have left the fucking door open os put your menu and prices on an A board outside. How many punters you get ?? Fucking none. I'll split the difference and go 1.25. Thats a LOT for an inbred slapper

SacredStarDance

7/14/2006 4:59 pm

Laughing my ass off.. That was a riot..

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


funintheday2006 replies on 7/14/2006 8:14 pm:
If there had been 1 more person it WOULD have been a fucking riot. Shields and everything!!

CB_2 52F

7/14/2006 5:23 pm

Aren't you supposed to be in Vegas marrying your mad troll woman?

Blogito ergo sum.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/14/2006 8:15 pm:
Fly in a few hours

florallei 100F

7/14/2006 5:40 pm

Hey Fun,

Poor nemo...hope she took pictures and put it on AdultFriendFinder...we finally get to see him, hehehe...
No such experience thus far...wouldn't want it...am the old fashion gal...mind first...then spark...perhaps the heart beating a bit faster...too cautious...this damn Libra thing hangs over me like a heavy cloud.
Have a great weekend!
flo


funintheday2006 replies on 7/14/2006 8:16 pm:
Thanks flo, I did fight like a lion but, whats a man to do

BaronessK 53F

7/15/2006 3:18 am

Me, soiled, ya METHUSELAH! OY! Gordon Bennett, what whinging! That's cobblers! Ya slagging me off, are ya? YOU are whinging -- *I* am wittering...ya dozy wanking tweed blighter!

Now give us a wee snog, hmmmm?


And of course he was nutters, mate...where do ya think I MET him, for 'real'?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/15/2006 7:03 pm:
You incoherent slapper, your pissed aren't ya??

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
7/15/2006 3:53 am

All the time lol my life is filled with such excitement ill tell u all 1 day lol he he he heeeeee


funintheday2006 replies on 7/15/2006 7:03 pm:
As far as excitement goes you are definitely a leg end

IAmRubytuesday 56F
3193 posts
7/15/2006 3:54 am

are you asking me to be your wife? You are - aren't you?!!!!!

YES! YES! YES!

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/15/2006 7:04 pm:
Where the fuck did that come from??? Is there a prenup??

MaggiesWishes 61F

7/15/2006 10:09 am

Harem! Where do you think you will store all the "filly's" ? Huh?
Ya man-ho! My mother was so right about you, I should have never given you my "nickers" for your private collection! You just aren't satisified with any one female ... what are we to do about you? How many women are you going to propose to before you think someone one of them will lay your arse? Ya better get home, I have needs that need attending too! OH, and don't ya be talking about my "Bi-poloar" medical status, you take them damn pills too! *hairtoss*


funintheday2006 replies on 7/15/2006 7:05 pm:
They are all shagging me mags, totally against my will but, Nemo keeps waving at them Come rescue me and take me home

Damn_Dilemma 50F

7/24/2006 10:42 am

It doesn't suck anymore so there, I wrote it as a fantasy for you and friends on 4biddenlove4us


funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 8:28 pm:
Wow, wow, you certainly have a way with a fantasy!! I think I was there

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