I WAS BITCHSLAPPED AT THE TAKEAWAY  

funintheday2006 57M
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7/27/2006 9:27 pm

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I WAS BITCHSLAPPED AT THE TAKEAWAY


Physically assaulted by a woman.

A story:
When I was around 10 years old I discovered the joys of Anglo Saxon for rhetorical effect and tended to slightly overuse it in the presence of people where, perhaps, I should have been more careful.
One early evening some friends and I went to the local fish and chip shop for a takeaway.
Joined a long line of people and when it was my turn to order I asked for “Just a fucking bag of chips, please”
The lady serving made me go to the back of the line again with the words “ask me properly next time”
Now I was young and bemused, not knowing what I had done wrong so next time up I said “ Could I have a fucking bag of chips, please”
Again, much to the amusement of my friends, I was sent to the back of the line.
I was totally confused by this time so when I came to be served again I said “ Can I please have a bag of fucking chips, please, madam.”
She then indicated that we should change places so she could teach me the correct way to ask.
I went around the counter and she did the same.
“1 bag of chips, please.” She asked.
“Fuck off, I said, you wouldn’t serve me, I’m not fucking serving you.”
She smacked me.

Leaving work early today,YES I AM, to go to THE party. She sent me 9 texts yesterday asking for bits and pieces and shes only been left the business 24 hours!! Excitement I suspect!
Hangover, no doubt, Saturday and have to do the singing gig at noon. Oh, shit, that is filling my head, just hope I can collect some charity money!! Sympathy cash.

EWhat you doing this weekend?

YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY, Y'HEAR???

4biddenlove4us 50F

7/27/2006 9:37 pm

@ being bitched slapped
So far, so good but why the year is getting better is for me to know and you to find out
Lets get on that rollercoaster together and see what its like being a kid again
Hope you like the testimonial I wrote you {=}


funintheday2006 replies on 7/27/2006 10:39 pm:
Every year should get better for us all, experience levels the World.
I am still a child, the one thing I will always be thankful fo is the ability to laugh at the simple things and see beauty everywhere.
Testimonial.. Thank you so much.

Lovin_U_4_Fun 55F

7/27/2006 10:04 pm

I shed a tear today
Silently, I felt it fall
You caught it
shared it
held it
felt it
then
suddenly
it wasn't
so big
after all


very nice... i like it!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/27/2006 10:40 pm:
Thank you babe, glad you like it.

QueenOfSwords 35F

7/27/2006 10:24 pm

I bet your PHd wasnt for poetry


funintheday2006 replies on 7/27/2006 10:42 pm:
I had a smart comeback for that and I glimpsed the photo. I cannot have a go at you, you are just too fucking gorgeous. Bollocks

phoenix639 50F

7/27/2006 11:57 pm

A SHORT ONE

I shed a tear today
Silently, I felt it fall
You caught it
shared it
held it
felt it
then
suddenly
it wasn't
so big
after all

I like this


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 12:22 am:
Oh Phoe, thanks babe. I always get a warm glow when the blogger who inspired me initially, YES, its your fault!!, pops in

rm_Benkai7 56M
2358 posts
7/28/2006 12:14 am

Dear "funintheday2006".

... seems to me ... spirit, fire and fantasy have never been difficult to practise for you ...

Wishing you a good day too ... wishing you love, peace and friends ...

Benkai7


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 12:24 am:
Sensei, three of the most important elements of a full life must be practiced constantly. Thank you

TheCliticals 36F/F

7/28/2006 12:26 am

I dont believe a word of this....you were never 10 years old .

Sandy


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 1:13 am:
Thats not fair, testing the memory of an old man

phoenix639 50F

7/28/2006 4:00 am

Wow....really.

Im truly flattered.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 4:44 am:
Dont be, I've been insulting and stalking people on this site for quite some time now and its all your fault!!!
I read your blog exclusively for a while before I started. You looking like that had absolutely no bearing on it>

phoenix639 50F

7/28/2006 7:56 am

Ooooh ive come over all faint now....if i fall would you catch me?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 10:12 pm:
Depends what you are wearing Probably though !!!

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/28/2006 9:19 am

Who is filming at the mall on Saturday? When will the performance be broadcast on this friendly site? Please tell me that such a moment will be preserved for posterity!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 9:24 am:
For your posteria... anything I will get some photos, no sound though!!!
Prices will be detailed later

josiehotstuff 52F

7/28/2006 3:45 pm

i hope u like this good poem wot i wrote u it means a lot to me cos me dog has just been sent to iraq to teach Afrikaans to Iraqi meerkats wot can only understand mesopotamias. also me nanna wuz shot 2day tryin 2 defend Edie Braithwaite when she wuz caught shoplifting at the galleries in Wigan tryin to stretch her pension so the words r very personal to me daughter if u please wot i am writing a fairytale 4 in between inventin a cure 4 bunions ~psychotic grimace~

Time tends to make the biggest problems small.
It heals the bitterest and deepest wound.
There is no pain, no agony at all
That Time won't turn into some sweet, sad tune.
So let Time take you as a river flows
Beyond the violent rapids where you are.
There are things that every woman (thats me eeh by gum) knows
Once she can see her tempests from afar.

When you are young, your choices wait on you,
Or if they disappear, there'll soon be more.
The things you love and lose, the words you rue,
Sometimes, when you look back, u will see me, run like fuck and roar.


I have also published it under one of me other profiles nicholas gordon wot i had to use when the FBI almost caught us in the butchers on wigan high street it is at

oh handsome sexy fun god wot i want to roger me ~mad grin~


rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
7/28/2006 9:42 pm

lol i love that story thats so fab my mum asked my brother to walk me back from school 1 day as she was running late hes 5 years older than me, anyway he was telling me to say swear words like you i didnt know what they meant etc we got to our block already covered Fuck wanker & Bastard & next on agenda he told me to say Bollocks! So lil me says Bollocks he starts giggling and then says say it louder so i did Bollocks by the we got to our front door we were both laughing hysterically i dont know why lol as the word wasnt particulary funny to me any way he had me shouting it out i really loud Bollocks Bollocks Bollll i felt 1 big slap across my head as i turned my mum says get in doors all my mates were around downstairs all staring up as my mum slaughters me humiliation slapped by your mum then shouted at too i started crying saying "what? i havent done anything ive not done anything" ,my brother all smug sitting watching rhubarb and custard eating biscuits whilst i cried the hours away in my room lol wasnt allowed out till school the next morning. why are big brothersssss so horrible to their little sisters? anyway got him back years later but thats another show mwah i love ya blog hun have a fab day xxxbig hugs k


funintheday2006 replies on 7/29/2006 8:47 pm:
Hey steady, I'm a big brother to 5 girls. I was never horrible, apart from .. oh maybe a LITTLE, sometimes but, they deserved it

florallei 100F

7/29/2006 1:01 am

Love the short stories...beach again this weekend if the weather is great if not a movie and dinner...have a great one yourself!!!
flo


funintheday2006 replies on 7/29/2006 8:47 pm:
Thanks flo, keep the factor going

brownsugdelite 46F
222 posts
7/29/2006 11:27 am

Bitchslapped...lol

WebCam Vixen


funintheday2006 replies on 7/29/2006 8:48 pm:
That was funny?? Let me tell you, my ears were ringing like a fucking church bell

VCF1962 106F

7/29/2006 10:58 pm

Hysterical !

I live in a ground floor flat and I think I just woke up the bloke that lives in the flat upstairs with my laughing !!!!!



Mistress Innuendo
Taking what you say and turning it into something naughty !!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/30/2006 12:10 am:
Dont waste wakey time, go shag him

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