I HAVE NOW CUM 200 TIMES  

funintheday2006 57M
8366 posts
7/28/2006 12:33 am

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I HAVE NOW CUM 200 TIMES


A milestone is reached

200 posts, fuck me stiff, I go on.

For my 200 I decided to tell you 20 things about me that will possibly surprise you. If I can think of 20!!

1. I was sexually assaulted by my mothers best friend when I was about 11. It continued for about a year.
2. From about the same age I worked 3 part time jobs to help mum. Delivering papers, delivering milk and landscape gardening.
3. I bought my first house at the age of 17, cash, and had to get mum to sign the deeds because I was too young to own it in law.
4. I bought a house at auction when I only had £7 in my account.
5. I had over 120 stitches in the back of my head from a glass attack at a nightclub where I was a doorman.
6. Despite 20 years + of martial arts I have never in my life hit anyone in anger.
7. I have been on TV many times
8. I was told by a car salesman that he felt my style of driving was not compatible with the car I test drove. A Bentley.
9. I drove it 360 degrees round a roundabout at 70mph+ and managed 135mph on the motorway.
10. I am shy and despite the persona I project meeting people etc always causes me bad nerves.
11. I never lose my temper.
12. I have met 3 bloggers from here.
13. I have not had sex with any of them
14. I am not looking for sex from anyone on this site
15. There are 3 bloggers who I am attracted to and would love to meet.
16. There is one post I have read 50 times at least and it always makes me cry.
17. I have no idea why I keep fucking reading it.
18. I turned down a job that would have made me rich and famous because the time away from my wife was not acceptable to me.
19. I was a part time bodyguard for a number of celebrities.
20. I allowed one to be punched to the floor by a member of the public before I stepped in. He started it, he deserved it.

k1ss1000 48M/37F

7/28/2006 1:23 am

gr8 idea!, i would love to have read something that makes you happy! your life seems quite eventful and somewhat surreal compared to mine. i quite like number 20 and number 10 really does surprise me!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 1:49 am:
Seriously, what makes me happy is seeing some ones eyes laugh. That floats my boat like nothing else. No. 10 will surprise most people. A strange thing, I love an audience, hence my talks, but I shit myself before doing them. I suppose its the overcoming of fear rush. I get vertigo but have done the big shot in Vegas + the rollercoaster on the Stratosphere the same day. I am nuts!!

IAmRubytuesday 56F
3193 posts
7/28/2006 1:55 am

Have you met Dusty Widget? Do you want to? xxx

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 2:05 am:
It is a sadness for me to reveal to you that old Crusty Fidget is my Grandfather and always chaperones me when I visit Sandy. We do, however, manage to sneak away from him during the times he 'spreads love' and comment whores on the site. That and when his advancing years cause him to fall asleep without warning. Bless him

rm_Benkai7 56M
2358 posts
7/28/2006 2:02 am

Dear "funintheday2006".

.. never had a doubt about that you are human ...

Benkai7


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 2:05 am:
Ah, you saw past my robotic facade sensei!!

JuicyBBW1001 56F

7/28/2006 2:43 am

Here is too 200 more and your child support check bounced (jk).

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 2:51 am:
It always does, I'm broke!!!
Tell K I'll send cash next time

phoenix639 50F

7/28/2006 3:43 am

A few surprises there....& a couple which id sussed myself.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 5:43 am:
Mmm, wonder which ones you guessed? damn, I hate not knowing

IAmRubytuesday 56F
3193 posts
7/28/2006 3:47 am

16. "There is one post I have read 50 times at least and it always makes me cry".

The results of the Cliticals Manfruit competition is not important darling. Move on. Personality is what matters most. Go and wake your grandad up and ask him. Roobs. xxx

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 4:40 am:
I won that bloody contest, tears would be of pride
Fusty Digit is too busy seeking out new commenters so he can overtake me in the infamous list
Personality?? No I cant, too much

EroticaXTC 51F

7/28/2006 5:19 am

Congratualtions on 200, I'm not too far behind you...
Very interesting facts you've given us about yourself, thank you
There are a few posts written by some of my friends that make me extremely sad as well whenever I read them...I re-read them every now and then because I care.{=}


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 5:45 am:
OO, we can have a party Yes, the one I'm thinkng of makes me want to be there at that time so I can prevent the pain. Shit, I suppose its coz I care too

rm_iwannatellu 46F
933 posts
7/28/2006 7:29 am

Hi Fun

This is a fabulous post. I love hearing this kind of stuff about people (except for number 1 - hugs... )

I find this type of info always makes people more interesting, even more attractive, and human, and real.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 7:46 am:
Ooo, nobody ever called me interesting before
Thanks babe

phoenix639 50F

7/28/2006 7:57 am

Lol, i bet you can guess....


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 8:05 pm:
Perhaps, but you ain't telling me!!!

rm_WackyEPP 54F
8470 posts
7/28/2006 8:09 am

Congratz on 200! Hope to see more and more, you're my morning giggle, and thats just the pic of Nemo.

Some good things in your list, some bad things too. But shows why you've evolved into this wonderful CRAZY person.



Wacky Jacky


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 8:06 pm:
I hope I'm still evolving and becoming even crazier

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/28/2006 9:14 am

Well, #10 doesn't surprise me ... I'd be interested in knowing what could capture the attention of someone with such obvious ADD 50 times ... and honey, just because it looked like a Bentley doesn't count - all the cars at KiddieLand are the same under the body, and the speedometers are off by a factor of 10.

Hugs.

P.S. I keep my promises.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 9:19 am:
You are fucking impossible woman, you know that
I suppose I should be grateful, at least you didn't want the garden doing

Phuc_Buddy 47M

7/28/2006 9:19 am

Interesting stuff you chose to reveal. Kind of makes me wonder what else you have in store for us for the next 200 post...then again it doesn't.

Cheers!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 9:22 am:
I'm not sure there is much left!!! I lead a very sheltered life
Thanks for dropping by and wondering or not wondering
Why am I so easily confused???

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/28/2006 9:42 am

funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 10:19 am:
You are fucking impossible woman, you know that
I suppose I should be grateful, at least you didn't want the garden doing


Huh? "garden doing"??? must be some kind of Brit thing, but you've lost me.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 9:49 am:
Garden doing relates to No2 when I landsacaped gardens, a very grand term for digging mud.
It really is a shame the education was not completed before we gave the colony back to you
I'm gonna get shit now, aint I

catseyes23 62F

7/28/2006 10:03 am

Anything more about you that I don't know?!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 8:06 pm:
So much hone. so so much

rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
7/28/2006 10:18 am

Happy 200th and hoping you have AT LEAST 200 more!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 8:08 pm:
Thank you sexi

BaronessK 53F

7/28/2006 1:06 pm

Ah, that explains all the recent postings...you've been serial wanking to get to 200...and everything else I either guessed or you'd hinted at or said at some point or other...so quit humping the milestone, we're commenting ya wanker!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 8:11 pm:
Hello Oh bottle bonker, been away getting pissed??
I have been posting the usual amount, you were probably comatose for longer tham you thought. The man aid one day at a time not one bar. Sober up ya tosser.

BaronessK 53F

7/28/2006 2:37 pm

And wanking over me 200 times isn't very nice or polite...when do we 'get ours', ya Brit Git?

BTW, the 'colonies' are doing just fine, thank you very much! We are well on our way to becoming much better at perversion, for example!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 8:15 pm:
Feel free to wank anytime you want but, move the mirrors, dont want you getting too frightened. Knew the perversion would come on leaps and bounds when we appointed you chief shagpiece. Just feel sorry for the men and womed you abuse. Bitch.

josiehotstuff 52F

7/28/2006 3:09 pm

I writ this poem 4 u when i wuz on the plane on me way back from geneva where i wuz getting the chairs ready for a conference called

NELSON MANDELA AND KOFI ANAN ARE THEY FUCKIN BENDERS OR WOT OH SEXY AND BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WOT AV COME ERE

i am actually jerry halliwell but live in scary spices armpit and david beckhams underpants.

i am a mysterious brain teasing enigma wot is dead clever and wot write witty and interesting poems wen i av cashed me giro and me fave programme is Loony Tunes. ~ psychotic grimace~

oh fuck i av dropped me flower.

Need is nothing more than strong desire.
In fact, there is not one thing that we need,
Not even life itself. For nothingness,
Eventually our fortune, is no less
Than being at the center of our seed.
Yet we rage for what we would require.
For all there is an unsought tenderness
In homage to the fierceness of that fire,
Vivid in the grimness of its greed
Even as we know what will transpire.

Catch me on me days off (wnen i is not signing on or talking African to mesel in the mirror) at


rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
7/28/2006 3:11 pm

Crusty Fidget lollll mwahhhhhhhhh hapy 200th congratulations etc etc big hugs i love your honesty xxxxk


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 8:15 pm:
Thanks babae, hope you are ok

akron42   
2375 posts
7/28/2006 8:04 pm

Happy 200th! I loved your list, some happy, some sad. But that's kinda the way life is, huh? Glad you're here, even if you are a comment whore!LOL


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 8:19 pm:
Welcome Ak, dont mention comment whore It seems to caus sOOOO much trouble in the blogs. Mind you, who gives a shit?? Whore on I say, do it and do it blatantly

blueguy1051 61M

7/28/2006 8:58 pm

Ok. Kelli told me to leave a comment. I did. Interesting list.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 9:48 pm:
Thanks Blue, nice to see you here, spotted the comments on Kells Blog
You have a good humour, call back, some of it might rub off on me
Take care

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
7/28/2006 9:19 pm

Your very welcome hunny xxx and you know me keep smiling, & yeh im cool bananas thank you how about you ?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 9:27 pm:
I'm GREAT TODAY, got myself a daughter last night

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
7/28/2006 9:55 pm

I'm GREAT TODAY, got myself a daughter last night

Nice to seeee ya so happy enjoyyyyyyyyyy hunny big hugs xxk


funintheday2006 replies on 7/28/2006 10:10 pm:
Thanks babe

catkit13 67F

7/28/2006 11:11 pm

like the bodyguard behavior - good for you!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/29/2006 12:19 am:
Hi babe, I wasn't being paid to sort out the shit HE started only what OTHER people may start. He was educated.

florallei 100F

7/29/2006 12:58 am

Congrats Fun,

I am glad you are here!!! BTW is it a typo #15? bloggest or bloggers 'cause it's like admitting you are GAY hehehe and which continent are they from?
flo


funintheday2006 replies on 7/29/2006 1:01 am:
Continent?? Oh, I think they all go to the toilet themselves
GAY??? Who knows what secrets lurk in this mysterious world of ours

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
7/29/2006 3:59 am

"12. I have met 3 bloggers from here.
13. I have not had sex with any of them
14. I am not looking for sex from anyone on this site
15. There are 3 bloggers who I am attracted to and would love to meet.
16. There is one post I have read 50 times at least and it always makes me cry."


Well, you know that you have all made us incredibly curious for names with these ones!
Great list and thank you for sharing. Gentle hug for reading #1.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/29/2006 8:44 pm:
Hi babe, I think you know 16 The others, well.... even I keep some things quiet

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