HOW BIG IS A FANNY  

funintheday2006 58M
8366 posts
11/23/2006 6:12 am

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11/23/2006 10:06 pm

HOW BIG IS A FANNY

What a fucking morning!!

Absolutely hammered yesterday by questions from plebs at my talk and it overran by an hour and a half.

I DONT GET OVERTIME YOU KNOW!!

Drove back, 4.5 hours and I am not happy in the rain etc on the motorway. Home brain frazzled and prepared for meetings this morning.

Another call from my date this week and I could take no more. I gave her the big E last night because she is getting too intense (FFS, I only met her on Sunday) and very clingy. So the Big E was reinforced and I will not be seeing her again, I cant take that kind of pressure after a couple of dates can I? It is not reasonable to expect me to see her EVERY DAY so, it’s a shame coz I do like her but. . . . onwards and away. . . .

2 great events:

The accountant. A dour and boring fart who breathes numbers. Bloody switched on though. Anyway, the high was his new assistant… L… Wahoo, what a fucking doll she is… and as we examined some minor details he left to attend another meeting.
WHAT A FUCKING SHAME, I WAS DEVASTATED


So got stuff sorted and accidentally ( ) the conversation turned to less fiscal issues and we discovered a mutual liking for a certain activity (NOT sex ya dirty minded gits} so it would appear that sometime this weekend she is going to show me the finer points of golf. I have wielded a club a few times, usually chasing Aussies and Yankee women out of the garden but even though aware of my lack of experience (GOLF-stay with the story) she is going to teach me a thing or two.

Naturally, I am hoping to return the favour by teaching her a thing or two about an activity I really do like as, if truth be told, I fucking hate golf. Im crap at it and have no interest.

THE TAXMAN He is not a happy bunny, the tax he wanted has been reduced by the lovely L and her boss from a 5 figure sum to a 3 figure sum and he has to accept it. I smiled as I told him I was giving him the cheque today so I didn’t forget as Im sure our chancellor would be waiting for it. Nice man, never said much but, Im sure Ill get a visit from his friends.

The really good news is that I can now order my car and feel like the taxman paid a huge slice of the cost. I hope the garage has still got it. . just my luck its been sold.

Who gives a shit really, L ( she has lovely lips by the way, my kissing fetish is hopefully going to get a meal. . . or perhaps a banquet. . . .

Gonna troll the site and find some nice lips to post when I get the chance, if you have mmm lips (THE FACE ONES, DIRTY BUGGERS) giz a photo of them

Another morning in the day of the fungod.

Mood: Slap your face on my lips




EroticaXTC 51F

11/23/2006 8:02 am

{=}
and a Happy Day to you too!
How's that?

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funintheday2006 replies on 11/23/2006 10:06 pm:
Thats a great photo, mmm

mysticdreamangel 62F
2759 posts
11/23/2006 8:38 am

Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed...oops forgot, your always like this!

~hugs


funintheday2006 replies on 11/23/2006 10:07 pm:
OO, them good lips.mm eaty ones... mm

CuteIsBack_UK

11/23/2006 8:41 am

never a boring day at the house of fun now is it?


funintheday2006 replies on 11/23/2006 10:07 pm:
Oh, trust me, one day of boredom would be a nice break sometimes!!

catkit13 68F

11/23/2006 8:50 am

so what car will we be driving soon, my friend fun? a convertible, i'm hoping . . .
always good to beat the tax man at his own game
stay warm
cat


funintheday2006 replies on 11/23/2006 10:09 pm:
Convertibles are pointless in the UK, the one I am looking at is a lwb 7 series, comfort like you wouldnt believe. Only trouble is the taxes in UK, its a 4.5 and not low emissions .. so oh well

wannabesexpot 44F
4478 posts
11/23/2006 9:33 am

are you mad?? Don't be such a daft prick! you have a woman lusting after you and u wanna show her the door? don't just think of you.. think of Nemo for god's sake!!!!

Sounds like you haven't gotten laid in a while dear..........

Wannabe/Sexpot - which one do you want me to be?


funintheday2006 replies on 11/23/2006 10:10 pm:
Laid?? Oh I remember that... not lusting hon, getting obsessed.. not good...

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