funintheday2006 57M
8366 posts
6/20/2006 7:21 am

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7/1/2006 11:17 pm


Sorry guys, been working and neglecting you all so here is som fun for you.

Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
Do you accept Visa?
On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
When is this supposed to feel good?
You're good enough to do this for a living!
No, really... I do this part better myself!
It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
This would be more fun with a few more people.
Have you ever considered liposuction?
And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
I'll tell you who I'm fantasising about if you tell me who you are fantasising about.
Does this count as a date?
You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
How long do you plan to be "almost there"?


You woke me up for that?
Do you smell something burning?
Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
I want a baby!
But everybody looks funny naked!
So much for the fulfilment of sexual fantasies!
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
Did I remember to take my pill?
But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
You're almost as good as my ex!
Do you know the definition of statutory ?
You look younger than you feel.
Perhaps you're just out of practice.
You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
I have a confession... I was so horny tonight I would have taken a pig home
When would you like to meet my parents?
Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like?

Im gonna be here as often as possible during the next few days but there is a crisis and I have to captain industry for a short time.

You all have fun, Ive been writing in a traffic jam today and have pore posts and poems, will share later

MaggiesWishes 61F

6/20/2006 9:25 am

Mmmm.... then, what can we say?

I don't like traffice jams either, so I turn up the volumn on the music and drown out the horns.

warm huggies 2ya sweetie

funintheday2006 replies on 6/20/2006 9:43 am:
Hi Mags, Y'know my little southern belle, you have to mention sex dont you? So now you drown horns. How do your lovers feel about having their hastily erected horns plunged into water and held under? You are a strange blogah, but you are sweet!

florallei 100F

6/20/2006 10:07 am

Hello Fun,

OUCH!!!! I hope to never say such things and hope to never hear such things LOL...


funintheday2006 replies on 6/20/2006 12:50 pm:
They are all from experience flo!!

TabithaElectra79 39F

6/20/2006 11:00 am

men can think and have sex at the same time ?!

funintheday2006 replies on 6/20/2006 12:52 pm:
With you my darling, no. Your beauty overcomes all thought.

MaggiesWishes 61F

6/20/2006 3:28 pm

*giggles* I like being strange, thank ya kindly.
Are you unique? Just wondering?

warm huggies 2ya

funintheday2006 replies on 6/21/2006 3:58 am:
Unique? Only in the community, they've locked up everybody else like me! I like you being strange too and they dont come much stranger!!

wants2cyber 44F

6/20/2006 4:00 pm

"But everybody looks funny naked!" Oh, that's funny! (True, and funny.)

funintheday2006 replies on 6/21/2006 3:59 am:
You seen me? Dont laugh its sad.

heskyshogs 42M

6/21/2006 7:25 pm

I want you to be my sex partner 4eva

funintheday2006 replies on 6/22/2006 8:04 am:
Who me?? Can I take a rain check??

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