funintheday2006 57M
8366 posts
7/10/2006 10:28 pm

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7/12/2006 9:07 pm


Well, looking through the profiles occasionally I came to the conclusion that being a bi female was the ultimate ambition for the sexually active and, obviously, I have no chance of that so I had to find some reasons why its good to be a man.

I HAVE DECIDED that being a man has less strains and is indeed a vital ingredient to happiness.

Below is a short list of reasons its good to be a man. If YOU know any more please post them here or if you have reasons you THINK its better to be a woman for, post those too.

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress 5000. Tux rental 100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A 5 day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all of your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is 4.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
Spiders dont bother you, at all.


rm_eyecandy4me 52F

7/10/2006 10:53 pm

I agree with everything here..Except the One Mood thing...I know many a man who is mooder than any woman!!!

Voting fo rCock..Wel isn't tha ta fun idea!!!

funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 10:56 pm:
Hi eye, it is indeed a fun idea.. a amn with more than 1 mood?? Is he bi

catkit13 68F

7/10/2006 10:58 pm

three pairs of shoes are MORE than enough? surely you jest! and as for reasons it's more fun being a woman, there's not enough time or space to list all of the reasons, but i know i LOVE being a woman and wouldn't trade places with a man for all the money in the world - tho, if the price was high enough to buy another 50 pairs of shoes, i might consider it! LOL

funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 11:28 pm:
You are indeed awoman, I rest my case.....

2943 posts
7/10/2006 11:07 pm

Hey I can open all my own jars too!!!!!
And wear a white Tshirt to the waterpark(no bra either!!)

I have to see the cock before I vote for it...standard


funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 11:29 pm:
You CANNOT look like that and talk about t shirts and no bra NO WAY, I am a sensitive man for gods sake. Now I dont suppose there are any pics of that????
Cock shot is in last post and I do like a woman with strong hands

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
7/10/2006 11:19 pm

Are those weiner fingers?

funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 11:31 pm:
They are the probes of pleasure my love, what time shall I pop round Welcome hon, love that photo, sensual

catkit13 68F

7/10/2006 11:59 pm

    Quoting catkit13:
    three pairs of shoes are MORE than enough? surely you jest! and as for reasons it's more fun being a woman, there's not enough time or space to list all of the reasons, but i know i LOVE being a woman and wouldn't trade places with a man for all the money in the world - tho, if the price was high enough to buy another 50 pairs of shoes, i might consider it! LOL
i think i've reinforced your beliefs more than once, and of course, you're quite welcome!

funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 12:04 am:
Thanks cat, I need the support around here

TheCliticals 36F/F

7/11/2006 1:42 am

Male propaganda of the worst possible type. Oh how can you sink so low ?

funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 7:53 am:
You are fucking priceless you are "Hey guys, do you want to fuck a stiff or put it up the shitter"
You make the Titanic look like a floater if we are discussing sinking you Nonsensical Nipple Nonentity Nerds

JuicyBBW1001 56F

7/11/2006 2:23 am

    Quoting TheCliticals:
    Male propaganda of the worst possible type. Oh how can you sink so low ?
He has sunk he is the pond scum that sits on the top of pond scum. (jk) You know I wuvs ya sick mind and all.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 3:18 am:
Me sick mind?? Where did you get that idea

RubyRedPetal 46F

7/11/2006 2:43 am

Aw i love all your reasons that bein a man is cool. I agree with em as well
Women ....Multiple orgasms.

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funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 3:22 am:
There has to be one dosen't there? Now hear this we may only have a couple a night (when lucky)but they are so fucking good it sends us to kip

digdug41 50M

7/11/2006 2:51 am

your a funny guy those are good

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 3:23 am:
Thanks dig, I did have more controversial ones but was toooo afraid!!!

florallei 100F

7/11/2006 8:06 am


I agree with you in most being a girl...May I add a few to your can scratch your private or ass in public...spit in public (gross)...blow your nose without a tissue, don't use up a whole role of toilet paper, you look in the mirror and say I look great, sit with your legs wide open, women's make up and beauty kit cost 3500.00 versus men zilch, on and on bastards are so lucky...hehehe

funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 8:19 am:
Brilliant flo although we men have no objection to you scratching your fanny in public, most would do it for you Puzzled: How do you blow your nose without a tissue

BaronessK 53F

7/11/2006 11:53 am

My last name stays put regardless; hereditary title, so nah!
I do DYI...and if I can't have half the garage HE can 'DIY'!
What's plans? Courthouse, a J.P., and a bottle. {Alternative: Who said I was going to MARRY the useless wanker anyway?! }
Chocolate covered 'bananas'....
It's called a tubal, ya stud!
Those guys told me they wouldn't mind in the least if I went shirtless as a female....
Car Mechanics tell me the truth...about my 1989 Oldsmobile Custom Cutlass Calais 4-Door Station Wagon with the F1 engine and fuel injection...with the under-the-seat 2-shot pearl handled derringer {with hollow point ammo}. Dunno why....
Guys are impressed that I can stand peeing up or sitting down.
I don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt...ANY kind of 'nut'....
Same work, more pay; wanna bet? Female with law background....
Wrinkles may not add 'character', but we'll still have some old geezer chasing us on his wheeled walker!
Dress? I bet I fill out a tux better than YOU do!
People don't listen anyway, so what does it matter what they're staring at?
My second husband taught me how to belch; he was so proud you'd have thought I gave him a son!
Tennis shoes, flip flops, boots, and one pair of 'interview' shoes -- and I bought them since they fit, not for 'looks'.
One mood all the time -- 'Baroness'....
No hello or goodbye, and if it's before noon it better be something I gave birth to, an emergency, or obscene! Otherwise, it better be over in 30 seconds; answering machine.
A 5 day holiday requires only one suitcase...and a laptop.
What's with the jar thing? Like I've freaking canned anything?
I am expected to remind you constantly of every thoughtful thing I have ever done for a male anyway.
I am not particularly a 'people person' I care cuz...?
As a female who said I had to wear underwear?
One pair of feet, one pair of shoes; why you got THREE pair?
I can read the label and buy things that are wrinkle free.
I can walk around all the time without makeup and it's 'extra' because it's "natural"; when I do wear it, guys oooh and ahhhh. If y'all wear it, even chapstick...hmmmm....
I've had this hairstyle since kid was 4 years old; he's 19 -- 'just been fucked' style never goes out of style!
I don't HAVE to shave anything...remember, I have the pussy!
If I wanted to, I could have better 'toys' than any guy!
Like guys notice female's not 1 of 2 things, eh/belch! .
We can wear shorts no matter what, and not worry about 'dangling'.
We can do nails with one sharp file AND make a guy worry and not be illegal or redneck.
Again, not where a guy is looking.... {Hairier women have more tetosterone, hence more sex drive, like a guy...think about that!}
Spiders can be used to show a male that another female is wussy!

We are SUPPOSED to have mood swings, never know what we want, change our minds all the time, can get sex anytime we want to AND be able to do it on second's notice, and best of a woman...we don't have to figure them out!

funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 7:34 pm:
You really should let one character at a time write.
One of you has four pair of shoes and the other sees that as three too many and you take the advantage of oone suitcase PLUS another for the laptop. A man would fit the laptop in the case. NO matter how hard you all try you are all fucking female, deal with it>))

wishinNhoping 65F
527 posts
7/12/2006 12:18 pm

Just the one comment needed me thinks,
With what I've got i can go out and get what you've got seven nights a week.

Can you do the same in

Take care
P xx

funintheday2006 replies on 7/12/2006 9:08 pm:
Cruel.. very very cruel..

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