funintheday2006 57M
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8/7/2006 9:47 pm

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Many of you are unaware of the insidious criminal acts that have been taking place in blogville for some time and have been blissfully ignorant that the Fun God has been investigating.

I am happy to report to you that the vile perpetrator of these crimes has now been caught and the trial has taken place. The verdict is below.

The background of these crimes are detailed here Baroness Confined at Hospital California
It is important that you read the posts before the linked one above to appreciate the trauma the Fun God has suffered at the hands of these personalities(loose term).

Leave comments on her blog, let her know we will not tolerate the Fun God being ridiculed.

Before popping over to read these evil writings please be aware that viewer discretion is advised due to the graphic nature of its content.

The court has reached its decision.


Will the defendants please rise. YES all 7 of you.

We have determined your real names in spite of your pretences and we will deliver our verdict to you all individually and then as a group.

TWAT. You are the first and one of the most prolific personalities of this heinous being. Let it be said that you usually have your head so far up your arse you can chew your food twice. We have found that all that you are you owe your parents. The judgement of this court is that you send them a dollar to square the account.

SARKY. You are one of the most evil inhabitants of this almost humanoid shell. You are proof that ignorance can be cured but stupid is forever. You epitomise the fact that a sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind. The judgement of this court is that you be nice to everyone for 1 week.

NASTY. We know you cannot be as dumb as you look therefore your plea of insanity is rejected. You have never been outspoken purely because no one has ever been able to. You are the only mistake God has ever admitted to. The judgement of this court is that you go to the blog of he you chose to chase under his rock and do your worst.

BOOZY. The court was going to issue an insult to you too but, felt with your intellect you would not be offended. A tax on your brain was considered but rejected due to the fact that any more than a cent could not be justified. We therefore sentence you to 1 month without alcohol. One day at a time.

ANAL. You epitomise the whole being, a sanctimonious prick. If wit were shit you would be constipated. You have lied but, this court is not as dumb as you look. In the world of the witless the halfwit is king. You are merely a subject. The sentence of the court is that you extract your head from your arse and smell the real world.

GOBBY. You are the one that starts all the problems for your psychosiblings and are an insidious little shit. If intellect were chocolate you could not fill an M&M. This court realised your limitations when the usher stood close to you and reported hearing the ocean. It is no defence that you are so stupid you threw yourself to the ground and missed. Your mind is not merely twisted it is sprained. We were going to leave you with a thought but, were unconvinced that you would have anywhere to put it. The sentence of this court is that you shut the fuck up for an hour.

BITCH. You portray this persona as being positive and desirable. This court has a revelation for you. Its not. You will realise that this court is made up of men and we insist on subservience and obedience from a woman at all times. You acquit yourself in away no court ever would. We noticed you were not yourself today, the improvement was apparent. If what you don’t know cannot hurt you then you must be invulnerable. This court does not think you are stupid but, hey, what’s our opinion against thousands of others? It was difficult to determine the correct sentence and we were going to base it on your age but, not knowing it and realising you cannot count that high a different formula was used. We really tried to see things from your perspective but were unable to get our heads that far up our arses so the sentence of this court is:
You be taken from this court to a blog of banality ( you choose the blog) and show the remorse you must surely have for your continued verbal bashing of that paragon of virtue Fun God and comment on how sorry you are ever to have offended this wonderful, sexy, adonisified exhibit of perfect manhood and furthermore how Nemo should be the desire of every female blogger. You will pimp the blog of Fun God to all new bloggers on this day.

Let the sentence be carried out.

The court invites comments on its fairness and impartiality as well as further punishment ideas.

Thought for today:
Do not fuck with the Fun God

BaronessK 53F

8/8/2006 12:46 am

Twit Brit Git, A dollar is way too much for mother...have change for a nickel? Leave Daddy out of it...he suffered enough being married to mother!

You're Starkers, I never claimed to be humanoid, even...did a post on it, in fact, called 'You never told me you were an Alien' nah! And when in blogland.... Define "nice"...because, by my definition....

Ratsy. I rebutt the fact that I am not insane...just because you've never met mother doesn't mean the genetics and environment weren't there.... As to going to the blog of 'he' who I chose to chase under his rock...there are at least more specific!

Woozy, Wooden nickel, then...they're worth quite a bit, these days. {I haven't drank in years, btw! Scary thought, that, what? } of my favorite things! I never lie, btw...being blunt does have its advantages...less shite to put up with and people let me alone! With my sinus problems...well, only way I can come to your blog at all!

GOBBY...WTF brit shite is that word? I shut up all night, in fact...I was thinking about sex, and ahhhh pretty visuals! For a guy to get me to shut up I have to be doing oral...because I even talk in my sleep!

Bitch NOT BITCH, ya whinging whining Bitch, subservient THIS! {If I was not myself...and I have 7 personalities...who the hell am I? }

I can think of 2 'great' choices for banal blogs...let's say I don't have to choose and take a shot at both of them starting later today?

Do the words "You are one delusional wanking git!" ring a bell, ya shrinkadink?

Punishment ideas? Sticks and stones may break my bones...but furry handcuffs and snogs excite me! ')

Thought for today:
Do not fuck with the Fun God -- he has more cooties than Ajax, Chlorox, and Major Medical can get rid of!

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
8/8/2006 7:50 am

Behave and serve your sentence ya auld bitch. Ya won the farting competition for christs sake

florallei 100F

8/8/2006 11:01 am

I am scared FUN if I ever cross you the wrong have such a great must be scarey at times.

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 8:26 am:
You are safe flo hon, very safe

BaronessK 53F

8/8/2006 11:33 am

I've seen his mind, flo...just look in the right ear! {It's a dark, scary place, too! }

funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 8:24 pm:
I have waxed my ears so you cant see Now SERVE YOUR SENTENCE

economickrisis 56M

8/8/2006 8:45 pm

Yer a soul-less bloody nark
Lockin that sheila away in the dark
Trustin her fate to men in white coats
When yer used to be fucken like stoats.

Yer a low mongrel bloody pommy shit
To chuck her after her fartin fit.
A bloke orter stick me hand down yer gob
pull out your bladder, yer fucken yob,
and use it as a swimming hat.

funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 9:00 pm:
I was saving her for you. She likes little boys

BaronessK 53F

8/8/2006 11:08 pm

Oy! Gordon Bennet...
brit git just hold on one minute!
Why would any real woman
want less than a man?
The Assie would never do...
when I could keep lusting after you!

And yes, btw...I do know how to spell Aussie....

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 12:13 am:
Never doubted your spelling

economickrisis 56M

8/9/2006 2:32 am

    Quoting BaronessK:
    Oy! Gordon Bennet...
    brit git just hold on one minute!
    Why would any real woman
    want less than a man?
    The Assie would never do...
    when I could keep lusting after you!

    And yes, btw...I do know how to spell Aussie....
Well fuck ya then yer fartin tart,
Let the pommy mongrel break yer heart;

And when ya next get the compulsion
To break wind like jet propulsion,

I hope yer arse flies up instead,
And wraps round yer bloody head.

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 4:15 am:
See below ROFLMAO

BaronessK 53F

8/9/2006 3:34 am

    Quoting economickrisis:
    Well fuck ya then yer fartin tart,
    Let the pommy mongrel break yer heart;

    And when ya next get the compulsion
    To break wind like jet propulsion,

    I hope yer arse flies up instead,
    And wraps round yer bloody head.
And assies know about fucking, how?
When the times they've done it was to some poor cow?
And it doesn't count knowing what to do
to some ill half dead can't fight you back 'roo.
It shows you're no real man you assie fart.
Call me names again I'll rip out your heart.
You don't even know which end does what...
which goes to prove you're an assie twat!

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 4:16 am:
OMG I'm crying, I cant see the screen.
You do know this is a woman dontcha??

BaronessK 53F

8/9/2006 4:44 am

Gender got what to do with the assie being a twat?

A twat by any other name...would smell the same!

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 5:30 am:
Now he/she is the clitopatra twins too, or a friend is. OMG I think I won

TheCliticals 36F/F

8/9/2006 8:18 am

Why have we been included in this, and havent we been through this twice before?

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 8:39 am:
You were not my dears, this was a Barness v FunGod thing, just a 2sum.

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 8:46 am:
If you mean the 'other thing well', you encouraged it....
quote 'Fun will love this' He did, he laughed like fuck
Then you did your Sheriff post and I applied for the job, simple
I cannot resist a challenge
BTW. I also got some very nasty emails from a mutual that I could not just swallow. I am only having fun though Dont shout at me

TheCliticals 36F/F

8/9/2006 8:19 am

Thats three strikes

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 8:40 am:
God, you make me horny when you're mad

BadAssBlonde1 58F
4989 posts
8/9/2006 8:35 am

Hello funintheday. I came here from Baroness' blog. Checking things out. So far, can't figure out what's going on but hell, that ain't nothing new. How do I send her a package? No need in having her locked up without her stuff. Anyone knows that a Baroness needs HER stuff. LOL. Have a good day. I like the banter here.

Kind Regards,
Lady Hunter / BAB

After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 8:41 am:
Hi Hunty, ypou be careful of the witch bitch, the only package she is a sking for is batteries, shes killed all the men.
Secret: We dont know whats going on either

BaronessK 53F

8/9/2006 1:23 pm

A 2sum...would be an 8sum in our case, wouldn't it? Yeah, I want a play court jester and all of my personalities will lay at your feet...or something like that!

Contrary to popular belief...I have, own, nor borrow any 'toys' thank you...that's what a bloke wat knows wat he's doing is for!

I was supposed to know what was going on? Not again, I don't have enough on my mind{s} as it is! {I'm just along for the ride, making comments about the scenery! }

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 9:54 pm:
You are as fucking confused as I am, lets watch the scenery and all the pretty people flow past our minds....

BaronessK 53F

8/12/2006 7:34 am

The scenery 'thing'...and what, as more specific, am I to be 'looking' at? He of the multi pictures none of his own or he of the true comment whoring with 2 of his own?

funintheday2006 replies on 8/12/2006 10:20 pm:
The smarmy bastard of course the 2 man, the term is used loosly.

keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
8/12/2006 9:40 pm

Not only is this a farce, it's an OUTRAGE!


I assume that there will be a fair and impartial appeal heard in this case. If that is so, then this witch trial will be expunged from her record.

Er, I mean records.

funintheday2006 replies on 8/12/2006 10:22 pm:
I am so fucking sorry Keith, those bitches are staying locked up. She is a witch bitch of the highest order, or lowest depending on your point of view, she will be burnt as a steak and dipped in water on an electric chair, prior to bein arse slapped.
There is no appeal

BaronessK 53F

8/13/2006 1:22 am

I would very much LIKE my arse smacked, or keithers, preferably, at the, make it keithers, there' TWO of him!

BTW, I have been freed Keithers, just check the blog out. Oh, and speaking of my blog, dayun...well, you'll see...and yes, I've seen your newest post. Let's just say...things are going to get a train wreck. Pity I don't particularly enjoy train wrecks....

funintheday2006 replies on 8/13/2006 2:09 am:
I waited so long for you 7 bleeders to do your work I had to do it myself. I dont like train wrecks either but, this one could have run a few over if it reamained on the tracks. Sometimes we have to derail and find new tracks. If every one was a s real as you 7 there would be no probs at all

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