AM I THE LUCKIEST BASTARD ON THE PLANET OR WHAT???  

funintheday2006 57M
8366 posts
7/8/2006 10:38 pm

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AM I THE LUCKIEST BASTARD ON THE PLANET OR WHAT???

Now those of you that enjoyed my first met from the site would be forgiven for thinking that I would have learned a lesson or two from it.

To prove how absoulutely fucking stupid I am I repost here my second meeting with a beautiful young lady. The situation got a little intense afterwards but, the meet was indeed a novel experience!!

TRUTH.. MORE ELUSIVE THAN LOVE, MORE IMPORTANT THAN SEX

Hi again, its me, the eternal idiot, the perpetual sucker, the obvious mark…the insane one.

Just had my second meet from the site ( If you haven’t read about the first, see the blog below this one)

I’m no fool ( yea, right), no hotel, no toys, no way!
Lets have a coffee in the town centre where we can both be comfortable, have a chat, see if there is any chemistry etc etc. You know the drill, make the lady feel safe and secure, that is the responsibility of the man.
No “Hi, lets meet and shag”, that’s for real Neanderthals.

Before I go on I have to say that I will not reveal the site name of this young lady for reasons that will become obvious.

Do the right thing again, chatting on the net for some considerable time and getting on great! She comes across as intelligent, capable, opinionated, a touch fiesty and a strong character. All erogenous for me!
Her profile says 29 years old, single and all the other right bits.. I am totally hooked.
Slim/petite with nice curves (see picture)

Young baby but unattached. Absolutely no problem for me, bring the baby to the café.

Once more my imagination was rampant with scenes of meeting a woman of standing wrapped up in a beautiful package, smiling and witty and falling for my not inconsiderable charm and wit. ( Ok, I made that bit up, you gotta love yourself).

Decided to make the invite a local large hotel reception as the ambience and privacy is better than the local Italian style crap we get in the UK so, arrangements were made and I returned from our tete a tete some 30 mins ago.

So, how did it go?

Patience, I’m about to tell you…..

Arrived early (its polite for the man to do that), and settled on a couple of soft brown leather settees after a quick visit to the gents facilities to ensure my lipstick was not smudged and to brush my hair (both of them).
Not a big job so I was out pretty quick with a few minutes to spare and nervously position myself in a seated position that would not only be so alluring that all females would pounce but, that would allow me to leap up without falling on my arse when she walked in.
How was I going to recognise her? Easy, she would be wearing a green top with TOUCH written on the breast. ( True, I swear it!)

That fateful moment arrived and, it has to be said, the vision of her had me speechless, colour drained from my face, my heart pounded like a bass drum on heat, my throat dried like a Sahara sandstorm, my fingers tingled, both my head hairs stood up, my toes curled, there was no way I was going to leap up and welcome her.

After a couple of what seemed to be years , I struggled to an almost upright position and shuffled towards her. Visually it probably looked like a demented orang-utan looking for his mate.

We greeted with a friendly kiss and I collapsed into the relative safety of the brown receptacle for posteriors.
Having rediscovered the joys of speech ability I croaked an order for the coffee and cakes ( Its an English thing, we like cakes).
Now (OK OK Ill get to the juicy bit, you just have to wait a little longer….) we broke the ice, the drinks arrived and conversation moved on…
At this point it was obvious that she had caused a few raised eyebrows amongst the male gender in the reception area.
Of particular note was the concierge who was partaking of his asthma inhaler without pause and the porter dragging his chin across the lovely dark red carpet. (Ok you’ve guessed it, the Hilton)

The conversation started with her saying there was a couple of small white fibs on the profile (you see, its gonna be worth it when I get there!!).

So…. Before I get to the “little white fibs I will explain what she looked like and a little about the conclusion to the meet.( OK guys, read it and weep): she was indeed petite and her countenance was heavenly ( That means she was gorgeous).
The curves were in all the right places and we hit it off absolutely wonderfully. Within a few minutes we were both laughing and when we eventually parted it was as friends and we will remain so, I hope, and I will continue to see her on that basis.
In fact, I have agreed to see her for Lunch this Sunday and I am looking forward to it, her conversation and humour is so sharp and witty it is a pleasure to be insulted by her!

White fibs is what you’re waiting for isn’t it? You’re not bloody interested in my love life are you?

OK Here they are:

Firstly age… she is just 20 years old and whilst she dates only guys my age, and that would make me one lucky SOB, it is not a medium/long term comfortable situation for her.(My opinion, not hers).
So despite this conflict of views the conversation was absolutely wonderful and she is a great person.
IS THAT ALL???... well NO

Second fib is that she definitely does have a very young child, in fact it’s so young, its still in her belly… not for much longer though by the look of things. Another 6 or 7 weeks should see the little mite entering this crazy world.
Relationship that ended the day she discovered pregnancy, married man etc. etc… the usual sad ending to a relationship like that.
Other fibs… there was a couple of others that I wont go into because they are so personal to her that would be unkind.
Believe me, when she smiled the fibs became a little irrelevant in the greater scheme of things!

So, where do I go from here? Has to be said that I hope we become good and firm friends without a sexual base as I really like her and feel that starting a relationship with her that would inevitably end at some point in the future due to age differences, possible conflict of interests etc would do her no good whatsoever on an emotional stability level. It’s obvious that her recent relationship will have made some mark and I have no wish to add to that potential self worth damage.

That’s it really, had a nice coffee, met a nice person and hopefully gained a friend.
Despite the fibs I think this site is actually starting to work for me!
That last sentence marks me as flexible as a rubber band and totally crazy!!
What the hell, it was fun and maybe I gained a pal.
Just in case your thinking it… I can spot a con a mile away and she wasn’t lying. How do I know? That’s my professional qualification, discovering the real person…. Think I’m not bad at it…mmm

Now you all have fun ( I say that because I’m fun) and keep checking for my meets, they will all be here in full colour but, unless I’m taken for a fool ( like in Meeting No 1) I will never reveal the identification of my liaisons….

Back sooooooon ( Tell you about Sunday lunch next week)

Have fun y'all, the relationship did develop to an extent and it is in my blogs. You want me to post more about this? Tell me....


Nina_Dee 62F

7/9/2006 1:01 am

Your sexcapades never fail to amuse me, Fun.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 2:01 am:
Ah, hi Nin, are you next?? Be very afraid

rm_playwivme1 51F
3 posts
7/9/2006 1:27 am

Well, All I can say is FANTASTIC Blogs.
I have spent god knows how much time this morning reading them & they made me laugh, Made me sad, Made me nod in agreement. Wish I could show you my blogs (on a space far a way) But that would reveal my true identity & that is something I am very loathe to do... I keep AdultFriendFinder a very separate part of me... Not that I have met anyone - because I havent! Scared for all the reasons you so eloquantly have on your blog! LOL
Anyway... Just wanted to say Hi!
X


funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 2:04 am:
Hi play, thanks so much for coming, Im glad you enjoyed yourself and hope you return sometimes. I know what you mean... I have websites that I develop and would love to share but.... you can only go so far! And a very warm Hi to you On a more base level, nice arse

catseyes23 62F

7/9/2006 2:11 am

Thank ye gods I've never had anything like that happen to me. BUT - one never knows...


funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 2:13 am:
Well you be careful, coz when I get round to you Im hoping you are normal and that isnt a picture of your sister

helga_hansen 50F
1987 posts
7/9/2006 2:21 am

Fun... sounds like you've met a lovely person.

In the 18 months that I've been on this site, I've also met a great bunch of people (men and women) through blogging and chatting, and only two of them became anything more.

I know this place is marketed as a "sex site", but I don't think there is anything wrong with making pals here. At least we all know we can talk freely, instead of skirting around the subject!

♥♥HH♥♥


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 5:46 am:
Very true hon, I have met really nice people from here and , keep this quiet, we never had that S thing either!!

rm_WackyEPP 54F
8470 posts
7/9/2006 3:28 am

Sounds like a really good meet.

Hope you have found a friend in her if nothing else, I know I have found and value many friends from this site. Something I never expected or was looking for when I joined.

Good luck to you and your friend with her forthcoming event.

xx


Wacky Jacky


funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 5:46 am:
Things got a little different after that... stay tuned for the rest...

rm_xxSpecialKxx 47F
1614 posts
7/9/2006 5:43 am

Hope your having a fab lunch look forward to hearing all about it big hugs xxk


funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 5:47 am:
tay tuned to this channel babe, nice to see you btw, all will be revealed...

TheCliticals 36F/F

7/9/2006 6:27 am

I read this and at first it was funny. Then as I reached the end all I felt was sadness for her. Have you learnt how she feels about this post? Im sure that you do care how she feels, because although youre a funny sod youre not a SOD.

Do you still think that it was a good idea to post?

Dee


funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 9:56 pm:
Hi girls, good to se you back unbanned.
This was posted sometime back and the first post was without the knowledge of 'A' and a knee jerk reaction. She saw the post shortly after ( I told her) and she was extremely cool about it, she has an excellent sick sense of humour. We had some ups and downs as friends where the boundaries had to be established and I never saw her for a couple of weeks before baby was born. Sent me an email when baby arrived and I called her last week. Went for a short visit to see them both and she is still cool, all the issues she had are now sorta resolved and she is getting on with life.
She is a very strong, capable and lovely girl and will eventually succeed in life, of that I have no doubt.
I dont know if it was a GOOD idea or not but, I did offer originally to delete post and she said "Leave it, I like it," so...

You are correct, I would not hurt anyone intentionally for any reason, had it done to me too often, not good.And I do sincerely care for her as a friend, her smile is infectiously beautiful

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
7/9/2006 8:58 am

I remember her! Way back when ...... interesting?

I think meets like that sound fun! I know, similar sickness!!!!

Better than that first one!

Would she like someone, a little younger? ME?!!

Thanks for the post, FUN!!! You keep things alive, though CRAZY!!! I know, once again - same boat!!!!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 9:56 pm:
I know Mav, if shed been 10 years older or me 10 years younger, a VERY different story

HBowt2 60F

7/9/2006 12:02 pm

so there is no fooling you.....ok.....gotta go change that profile again.....jeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeee


funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 10:00 pm:
Im so fucking sharp aint I

florallei 100F

7/9/2006 4:13 pm

As I am I the only one who thinks this was a dishonest encounter. I do admire your easy goingness in re. to her LIES...some warning are going off in my head...instability...lies...preferring older gents(issues there)...and you referred to other lies that coould not be mentioned...
You take away the niceness in which you wrote it which was very appetizing...but I can't help and think ...there is something amiss here...sorry FUN...am not a judge and I know at times in our profile we have to protect ourselves from certain details...
She is pretty and young and nice so it makes her lies alright? I don't get it! Some here has pictures that are years old, male turns out to be female, blow their trumpet to something they are not...what could one have in common with a person like that? ...friendship with a liar...who will not be loyal or has no integrity?...I am sorry...I missed something here....I am taking my stand...I can't sugar coat her obvious lies...hope you can forgive me? ...you may delete this comment if you desire...


funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 10:04 pm:
Hi Flo, I never delete comments no matter what, you know that, and youo are entitled to your views and to air them. There was something amiss and I did mention it in previous blogs but, at the end of the day you have to make decisions about people and my decision was that she was worth the effort of getting behind the issues she had. Despite a bit of a rough ride at one point, the friendship is still there and I think she is a wonderful girl and hope she finds a man that deserves her.

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
7/9/2006 5:32 pm

interesting story


funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 10:04 pm:
Oh, indeed snatch, interesting is an undestatement!!

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
7/9/2006 8:12 pm

I would tread tenderly around her...
she obviously wants and is in need of something more than a friend.

Steady Big Guy...
I hate to say this but this could very well be a scam...

I hope for your sake it isnt and that she is the Angel you think she is.
hugs...m.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 10:06 pm:
Spot on as it happens!! Although she is a great person, but no angel I suspect!!

florallei 100F

7/9/2006 10:22 pm

Hello Fun,

Thank you for your gracious acceptance of my not so sweet words. You are indeed a man I honor and respect. I am glad you are you!
flo


funintheday2006 replies on 7/9/2006 10:26 pm:
Thanks flo, you say what you want to here, always

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