Day 1 Despite my efforts, the mutation is clearly taking hold  

AMrockstars 48M/47F
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8/19/2006 8:40 pm

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Day 1 Despite my efforts, the mutation is clearly taking hold

OK if you're not laughing yet... FUCK OFF!
Oh- wait... those damn mutations are unfriendly bastards... at times.

Pressure from my small, but dedicated and growing (that's an expression that can be good and bad... the bad list: tumors, your penis, federal indictments... the good list: trust funds, those plants your cousin has for treating your glaucoma, and number of drunken cheerleaders in your hot tub) fan club has forced me, not unlike Kobe Bryant on a date, to blog.
Which, by the way is a fine place to start. I HATE the word "blog". Rarely does a word simultaneously sound like a sexual act (I blogged her for hours... until her bloghole was sore!) AND the sound you make after losing a battle with Mr.Jack Daniels.
Who the hell came up with that???
Well, this short but sweet (there's another one of those goes both ways expressions((perverts...))) diatribe must draw to a close. Those of you who know that I type as fast as Paris Hilton thinks should be thrilled at the length.
The rest of ya, fuck off!

SaintorSinner30 43F

8/19/2006 9:32 pm

LMFAO, you are just too much I hope you know. Keep it up, these things are great for venting, or just whatever you feel the need to write about. And BTW.....I didn't know Paris Hilton could think lol


c0uple4fun2 44M/40F

8/27/2006 4:04 pm

I must admit I am curios to know if the mutations have not allowed you to sleep and this is still day one or if you really do type as fast as Paris thinks and are done for the rest of the year.

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