Baseball vs. SEX  

funaddict65 54M
1166 posts
6/2/2006 10:26 am

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6/3/2010 9:18 am

Baseball vs. SEX


Here is a few terms used in both that may amuse some....

"in the dirt"....Baseball = a bad pitch
....Sex = a bad pitch, followed by
a slap in the face

"nice stroke"....Baseball = swings the bat well
....Sex = no Blow Job tonite

"foul balls".....Baseball = Ball hit out of play
....Sex = ouch..she just rolled the
wrong way

"sacrifice"......Baseball = advance a player
while committing an
out
....sex = being committed you
advance to bed without

"DP".............Baseball = "double play" knock
out two players
....sex = takes three players for
for starters....lol

"home run"........Baseball = advance to all
the base at a slow
place. Then high
fives from your
teammates
....sex = pretty much the same
thing

Ladyblue802 59F

6/10/2006 4:37 pm

So hon, think u scored a home run with me the other day???

>>!

by the way, awesome "bat" !! YEE HAW!!


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