Who Knew Andy Rooney Could be So Entertaining  

frogger1995 40F
4342 posts
10/2/2005 5:22 pm

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Who Knew Andy Rooney Could be So Entertaining

I watch 60 Minutes religiously every Sunday night. I usually tune out during Andy Rooney because I have little interest in analytical discussion on how much junk mail we receive each day or how much time we spend watching TV or other useless info. But for the discussion on Elian Gonzalez I found tonight pretty non-stimulating so I spent that time looking at pornography online.

I was pretty stimulated by one clip in which a young Black female was receiving oral sex (though still not vocal enough for my tastes!!!). I was happily surprised by this fortuitous find, which you just don't find enough of in the porn industry, and became nostalgic for the Sybian, Sybian SexThe Best Orgasm I.

Fortunately I have spent the past weekend putting everything back in its place after Rita (you find so many things you thought you've lost when you actually move things around). I came across a G-spot vibrator that Mr. Mensa left at my place after our(my) wild night Oh What A Night. I decided to finally put it to use.

About the same time Andy Rooney was beginning his spiel on the war in Iraq...I was reaching my first orgasm. The G-spot vibrator had a MUCH more powerful vibration than my puny little vibrator. It was fantastically similar to the Sybian, though I had trouble keeping it in place for any length of time (that's one thing you don't have to worry about with the Sybian).

Yes it was weird hearing Andy Rooney's high pitched, whiny voice in the background, but who cares when you are reaching the ultimate orgasm?

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danteszippo 53M
4070 posts
10/2/2005 11:49 pm

If ya think about it,you there with that toy in your pussy having a good old time is probably the closest old Andys getting to actually having an orgasm...haha.

toothysmile 52M
16517 posts
10/3/2005 1:26 am

I miss 60 minutes. I haven't watched it since leaving the US.

Having read your post, I even miss Andy Rooney!...

goodallnght 45M

10/3/2005 1:32 am

60 minutes can be very entertaining, I'm in houston frogger I like your style and your pics maybe we can chat sometime, I'm a new member looking to get to know people in my area

1968horn 49M

10/3/2005 3:24 am

Keep smiling, frogger!

frogger1995 40F

10/3/2005 5:11 am

danteszippo: Lol, but ewwww!

native2hou 52M

10/3/2005 7:37 am

This blog entry is the most entertaining I have ever found an Andy Rooney dialog.

eddie101012 34M
5 posts
10/3/2005 3:44 pm

funny and hot at the same time hehe.
NE houston over here, drop me a line if you want to chat sometime. great blog btw

1586 posts
10/3/2005 3:56 pm

Frogger -

Your post makes me feel a lot better!

I had one of my most intense orgasms ever with "The Honeymooners" playing in the background.

Maybe having a cranky, heavyset white dude complaining in the background is an aphrodisiac. LOL

craptoast 40M

10/3/2005 5:26 pm

I can't think of anything clever to say. Um, you have big tits.

howdy_all 46M

10/3/2005 5:28 pm

DCEbony...If that is the case, I am here for ya!

Texbuxguy2 49M
58 posts
10/3/2005 8:00 pm

I have to know if you have had nnything published. You must have a hard time falling asleep, meaning you have to force your mind to turn off. I'm not sure if you really got off with Andy Rooney in the background. If so, that's incredible concentration! Anyway, around February while waiting for my house to be ready to live in I had to sleep on a friends couch for two weeks. The TV was on SportCenter, my girlfriend (ex) was on the phone and we were enjoying a rather erotic session of phone sex. In the middle of it all I decided that I just had to take a picture of myself so she could see how hard she had made me. I got off of the phone, snapped a picture, sent it to her and called her back. When she got the picture she immediately started laughing. Well, after chasing my ego down the street I was able to ask her what in the hell was so funny. I didn't notice, but in the background you can clearly see the face of Mike Davis, IU's basketball coach. She found it amusing that it looked like I was getting off to a black man talking about basketball. I've shown that picture to other women and each of them have asked the same question. "What's with the brotha in the background?" I'm actually impressed when one of them asks me how Mike Davis can get me so aroused. One of them even said that she could maybe give me Bobby Knight, but Mike Davis? I wish I still had the picture on my phone. Something tells me that you would get a kick out of it.

frogger1995 40F

10/3/2005 8:25 pm

toothysmile: Yes, that is one of the things I would miss to...Andy Rooney aside

native2hou: I think the ratings for 60 Minutes might be a bit up next week!

DCEbony: Of course I didn't have someone yelling "to the moon, Alice!" in the background...I think that would be more encouragement

Texbuxguy2: Yes, I've seen some strange pics on this site but a man with a hard-on getting off to a man would be a new high.

Texbuxguy2 49M
58 posts
10/3/2005 8:37 pm

Either you are as much of a smartass as I am, or you missed my point. I just know that when you are in the middle of something pleasurable it doesn't matter what is going on in the background. I'm usually able to focus on the task at hand.

EdgeofdesireM 48M

10/4/2005 1:16 pm

Your words here bring to mind a sweet, albeit perhaps in hindsight a similiar disturbing incident in my own recent past. An erotic episode that emerged as I and another took in Rob Zombie's "House of a Thousand Corpses". While certainly not the high pitched whine of Any Rooney, it was certainly a surrealist moment to have the erotic explosion that was unexpectedly found with such a grotesque soundtrack/background. My only fear now is that I might later score higher on a psycological exam for mental irregularities as a result. *L*

frogger1995 40F

10/4/2005 6:56 pm

EdgeofdesireM: My God...I didn't see the movie but I gathered enough from the preview...if that wasn't enough to end your hard-on, you mush be some kind of machine...and I though Rooney was bad.

damon19624 55M
4 posts
10/8/2005 10:13 pm

one hot mamma!

rm_HotFunInMN 52M
18 posts
10/25/2005 1:50 pm

I can't start a week without watching 60 Minutes and get myself of before a Monday morning. Good to hear I'm in such elite company.

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